Don't Panic

"So you're telling me that you've not only lost Harry Potter, but that he's currently in the hands of a traitor and a deserter?""Sending Hagrid alone was an oversight, I admit."  AKA Yet Another Sirius and Remus Raise Harry AU only they're both women now bc fuck it(alternate title: sometimes the best offence is a good defence)

Things you should know:- This is based off that one tumblr post, will put a link in once I've found it, promise- Updates will not be consistent but have the entire story planned out so am cautiously optimistic (then again, I've got my entire Merlin Modern AU planned out as well and look how that's going).- Remus swears a lot because you're gonna have to pry that headcanon from my cold, dead hands.- Both of them are women bc I felt like it- I've made up a bunch of order members because pretty much everyone in the organisation was in St Mungo's or the ground by this point in the canon, they're all basically unmentioned relatives of existing characters bc why not- It's been a while since I've interacted with a one year old so expect a couple of inaccuracies re: Harry's development (e.g. can one year olds talk at all? Who knows, this one can form words, but then he's also a wizard. I feel like there's some wriggle room here).