Sans Gaster: Owner's Guide and Manual
Staringback proudly presents: The Sans Gaster Owner's Guide and Manual!
Thank you very much for purchasing our brand new SANS GASTER unit! We can guarantee you that this unit will provide you years of quality companionship and entertainment, that is of course if you follow our guidlines!
Notice of risk: Staringback Inc. assumes no responsibility for any errors or injuries during the use of this product.
Accessories
Sans unit is an exact replica of our beloved character who stands 7 feet tall, is 3 feet wide and weighs over 250 pounds. He comes fully equipped with all his different styles of clothes and golden juwelleries. A wardrobe is at dispose to store your unit's best clothes that you can pick and have fun dressing him with. In the box you will also find clothed dolls to accompany Sans with such as Frisk, Tops, Papyrus, Wingdings, Noah and many more! Do not, under any circumstance, throw the dollface Frisk away!
Other accessories sold separately on our online shop:
- Doll Grillby
- Grillby's bar
- Doll Jim
- Torture room
- Frisk clothes and robes
- Doll Asgore
- Baseball bat
- Electrical collarband
Activation
In order to activate your SANS GASTER unit, simply put a full bottle of mustard next to him. If you do not have mustard, a freshly served hotdog will do, but mustard is essential for him to properly work! If you want to disactivate it, merely remove the bottle away from him.
Modes of Operation
Humurous: Your unit will always be in this mode. He will always make unappropriate jokes at unappropriate times. This function is generally expressed by making bawdy remarks, telling funny anekdotes of how he harasses people and laughing at your misery and failed relationships.
Grumpy: He can appear as grouchy, sulky, or moody if he doesn't have his regular doze of mustard. He may often complain about things such as his brother always sending him on missions, not seeing his Frisk or accepting Tops advise on how to become a better man. He will express his sour mood by eye-rolling and repeatedly heavy sighs.
Angry: Do not, no matter what, anger Sans! Heavy consequences will ensue that is better to avoid such as being tortured and having deep N carved in your forehead. Just as said in the disclaimer we are not held accountable for any injuries! This mode is accessed by not seeing his doll Frisk enough, making mentions of Asgore, Grillby or Jim and not laughing at one of his jokes.
Smug: This mode is easily attained by making him wear his most fanciest clothes and golden jeweleries. He will brag and boast of how good he looks and will non-stop sneer his own superiority at everyone.
Happy: This mode is easily accessed by giving him his doll Tops of who he gets very well along with or one of his brother. But he will go through the roof if you give him his doll face Frisk. Once you give him his doll face, it will be hard to get it back, because he will never let her go. Attempting to take it back could make Sans extremely violent so it is advised to not take it back.
Horny: Most of the time Sans will be extremely horny when he's too long exposed of Frisk and will murmur his disguisting fantasies of her at you. At times he will even demonstrate his perverted daydreams at you, to the point of making you extremely uncomfortable.
General maintenance
It is very important to keep your Sans in good condition! Your unit Sans needs at least a full bottle of mustard every 3 hours. Sans can survive without mustard for a day, but will go through very violent and wicked withdrawals and will go mad making it impossible to make him calm down. When it comes to feeding him, there is no problem since Sans can eat or drink whatever you may give him. He can eat or drink anything, but one thing he can't stomach is liquor. Do not, under any circumstances, give him liqour! It is very unlikely that you or anyone else could survive his vicious temper.
F.A.Q.
Sans just drank all my mustard bottles in a single hour! Is there a way for me to stop him?
No. You can't. You simply have to buy more and stronger mustards to keep up with his insatiable thirst. The ones he prefers are those of Grillby's and are incredible expensive that will make you broke. If he keeps drinking your mustard empty, put names on the bottles to make him distinct yours with his. If this doesn't work, you'll need to change from your favorite brand.
My Sans unit just disappeared! Where could he be?
Do not panic! This just means that Sans is going away for some work assigned by his brother Wingdings or is busy trying to save Frisk from another kidnapping. This may occur several times and may last a day to a year depending on the type of situation.
Help! My Sans is violently twerking, drinking liquor like there's no tomorrow and wearing pink clothes! Did I do something wrong?
You just threw the dollface Frisk away, didn't you? While this may seem amusing at first, this is the first stage where he'll act crazy. On the second stage Sans will see anyone near him as an enemy. To fix this just call the Staringback Inc. and will come as quickly as we can. If we fail... say your prayers.
My name is Jim. What should I do?
Prepare to die. The only way to escape from him is to move in another country, cut ties with your family and change your appearance and ID. You may think you are safe now, but Sans always knows where you are, who you're loved ones are and where you sleep.
Other units are in progress and will soon be available on our online store! We thank you for buying this product and have a good day!