Chapter 1
"Severus, enough. I wanted to see this." Narcissa threw popcorn at Severus.
"I did too." Minerva added as the four men moaned at watching this.
"How did we get stuck watching this?" Harry whispered into Severus' ear.
"I'm not sure." Severus looked at the two women. He glared. He remembered how they got conned into this. "They told me it was about vampires."
"Me too." Voldemort wasn't thrilled with this weeks' movie selection.
"It is. Werewolves too." Narcissa elbowed Lucius when he went to speak.
"Seems more like a chick flick." Harry muttered. "Don't you have a potion?" He raised his voice a bit.
"Yes, why yes, I do." Severus went to get up but couldn't. "Minerva!"
"I know you don't. We've had to put up with your guy movies, you can watch this with us."
Harry started to get up. "Oh, no you don't. If I am stuck here, you are too." Voldemort had his wand pointed at Harry.
"Dad!!! It's inhumane torture. I can't take any more of her depression about not having a boyfriend." Harry went to his knees. "Please, please, let us go." He leaned in closer. "Suggest this could be a new way to torture your prisoners."
Voldemort smirked. "Sorry, Harry, but I'm testing to see how much you two can endure. It will make a new creative way for me to torture my prisoners."
"Tom Marvolo Riddle, you didn't just suggest that!" Minerva rounded on her husband.
"But it's true, I'm finding it tortuous watching it." Severus was still trying to get himself unstuck from the couch. "This couch too."
"Minnie, you know this movie is torture. I think it rains there because everyone is depressed to live in, what was that town's name?"
"Something to do with culinary skills or something." Lucius answered, earning a glare from his wife.
"Forks! You haven't even been paying attention, so how can you judge it." Narcissa stopped the movie.
Harry pulled out his wand and released Severus. "Quickly, while they fight."
"I have never loved you more." Severus stated as they made their escape.
"It works every time." Harry pulled Severus into his arms.