"Scared, Potter?"
"You wish, Malfoy."
"Actually, it is Potter-Malfoy to you."
"Not yet, it isn't"
"Well, I still prefer it to Malfoy."
"Me too."
"So are you going to become Harry Potter-Malfoy? Or stick with Potter."
"Easy, Potter-Malfoy."
"Good choice, Potter."
"You won't be able to call me Potter anymore."
"Okay, what do you prefer? Darling? Beautiful? Baby boy?"
"Shut it or it will stay Potter."
"You wound me!"
"Are your vows really you two bickering or can we get on with the wedding?"
"I didn't butt in at your wedding Granger."
"Draco, be nice. Hermione, butt out. Lets move on."
"Do you, Harry Potter, take Draco Malfoy, to be your wedded Husband?"
"I do."
"And do you, Draco Malfoy, take Harry Potter to be your wedded husband?"
"I guess- ouch- I do."
"I now pronouce you married, you may now kiss the groom."