Service
They asks stupid but loveable questions
“Would you love me as a worm”
“Can you peel an orange”
“How do I look”
In response I always say
“My dear I would treat you as the greatest worm in the world”
“You will never know mistreatment of a man”
“I will keep you in a tank and feed you, pet you, and love you til death”
In response I always say
“My dear I would burn a world for you”
“I would go into the trenches if asked”
“You are my world, my life, My love”
“And if I can’t peel a single orange for you then no life is for me’
In response I always say
“My dear you could wear a trash bag and i would strip you”
“My love I would eat your delicious fruit with the hunger of a thousand men”
“The way you move, smell, sound and look will always be my reward for living”
“You are the beauty of my eye”
“No one compares”
“Please never doubt the love that burns in my heart”