Chapter 83
Shanks have been chilling and relaxing on the deck of his ship, The red force, when he got the daily mail from the news coo. And it was all the normal jazz, the newspaper, bounty posters, magazines and all that jazz.
But he was currently staring down at one particular magazine, and he was pretty sure he was about to have a heart attack, a Stroh, and an aneurysm all at the same time. But Luffy is on the front cover of A particular magazine that is known for their… you could say not family friendly cover photos. These types of magazine covers are never… you could say… innocent nor family friendly.
And this cover is no exception.
At all.
And Luffy’s not alone in the magazine cover. No, she’s got some company. A pirate named Killer, who is apparently the right-hand man of the Captain of the Kid Pirates, Killer. On the magazine cover Luffy and Killer are dressed in their usual attire. Luffy in Long sleeve red button up with none of the buttons button, with nothing but a red Bikini top underneath it, with ripped jeans short shorts with frayed edges and the strawhat Pirates Jolly Roger embroidered on the pockets, and her iconic straw hat with a red hatband, and sandals. And Killer in a blue t-shirt with his customized Jolly Roger on. a blue slash, jeans, black dress shoes, his outfit is very simple, but it shows off every single last muscle on his body. They were both dressed and in their usual attire except Killer had his captain’s Eustass Kid’s large red fur coat over his bare shoulders, the fur coat cuddling around him and the chair he was sitting on as if it was molten lava. And Luffy was wearing The Surgeon Of Death’s Jacket.
And surprisingly in the magazine Killer’s not wearing his metal helmet? Mask? Thing? That usually hides his entire face and head from view. And he’s pretty to say the least. His blonde shaggy hair frames his face perfectly, he has perfect, thick, long blonde eyelashes, bright crystal blue eyes, a blonde goatee, and plump purple painted lips that look like a perfect plum. But what takes the cake is the position Luffy and Killer are in.
On the magazine cover Killer is sitting in a chair, leaning back as Luffy straddles his lap. Killer’s hands under Luffy’s Long sleeve red button up with none of the buttons button, his hands filling up her back. And Luffy’s hand up under Killer’s shirt, her hands cupping and squeezing his meaty and muscular pecs. Both Luffy and Killer’s mouths are open wide, and their tongues are sticking out as they lick cake off each other‘s tongue, smirking at each other and their eyes locked as they do so, their eyes sparkling with amusement.
The cover line reads, "Strawhat Luffy & The Murder, Machine, The Massacre Soldier, Kamazo the Manslayer, Killer: The Sweet & Savage Alliance!”
Shanks couldn’t believe his eyes as he stared at the magazine cover. The image of his pseudo-daughter and the infamous Killer in such a provocative pose was not what he had expected to see when he casually picked up the latest issue of "Pirate's Life" from the news coop. He knew that Luffy was fearless and didn’t conform to societal norms, but this was a whole new level of shock for the seasoned pirate. He could feel his face redden with a mix of concern and embarrassment. Shanks quickly flipped through the magazine, hoping to find an article that could explain this ludicrous situation, but all he found was page after page of unrelated content. The only thing that accompanied the cover was a small caption that read, "The hottest pirate duo to hit the Grand Line!"