The discussion - Chapter 1
The Boys had never faced an enemy as dangerous as the insatiable Karen. There was no stopping her and everyone who had gone against her had been left hopeless, a catatonic version of their previous self’s unable to think or recall anything and barely able to keep on breathing. The Boy’s had been scouring and trying to figure out how to overcome such a dangerous enemy they had even thought about teaming up with Homelander, but he bluntly said, “Fuck that” when it was brought to his attention.
Homelander did at least tell them that Sister Sage had said that the only way to stop the Insatiable Karen was for her to reach climax and then her head could be severed from her body, other than that she was unstoppable. Hughie knew if they stood a chance they were going to need all The Boys for this one, one doesn’t simply satisfy the insatiable Karen.
He called up Starlight and asked her to help get everyone together so they could go over what needed to be done, and remind her to not bring Taco Bell like last time.
She chided him for having a weak stomach, but agreed.
As they walked into the office lined up with furniture and chairs set in a circle, they sat down one by one.
“So let me get this straight, you all want to go and fight the most dangerous sup on the planet and think I am down to be left catatonic and useless for the rest of my life,” said Mother’s Milk.
“You know with friends like you I don’t need enemies,” he continued.
“Come on MM you know we can handle anything together like that one time I stopped Homelander from killing you or that other time I stopped Homelander from killing you. We just need to get everyone together, on the same page, and there is nothing we can’t do. If we don’t stop Karen she is going to just keep killing innocent people,” said Hughie.
“There is no bloody way in hell we can bring Hughie, no woman has ever been satisfied by him, he’s a useless cunt if I ever saw one, “ Butcher said as he stared directly at Hughie and Starlight
“Hughie is great in bed and it might surprise you, Butcher, but most women prefer a man who is not mentally a psychopath and an uncontrollable asshole and can actually listen to them when they tell him how to please her.” Starlight countered giving Butcher a glare that dared him to open his mouth again.
“Let’s get down to business, how are we not all dead if we do this.” said Mother’s Milk.
“Obviously, it will be my unbelievably great pussy eating skills that will save the day yet again,” said Frenchie.
"Let's just see what we are packing and get our dicks out, nothing gets a bunch of cunts on the same page like a good old dick measuring competition, " Butcher said as he nonchalantly pulled out his half flaccid cock that showed he was actually a pretty lucky bastard after all.
"Is this high school all over again, why the hell should we do that, " said Hughie.
"Hey we need to get real damn comfortable with each other if we are going to do this, you should ask Starlight to get out that strap-on she uses on you," said Mother's Milk as he took out his huge black cock.
"Well if everyone wants to see it, yeah this is Hughie's second favorite toy," said Starlight as she showed off a well used and sturdy strap-on. Butcher instinctively gave Hughie a slap on the back and said, "Well damn son, maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on you, if I know that was what you two were up too."
Eventually everyone was measuring each other's dicks except Kimiko who just had an exasperated sigh on her face.
"Well at least I think we are all a bit more comfortable around each other, but I would still like a plan, even if we are packing heat and a ton of V," said Mother's Milk.
Butcher nonchalantly points down to his Dick and says, “Look cunts we don’t need a plan when I’m bringing the meat wagon to town and serving up all the meat that someone could ever want like a Brazilian Grill.”
“Butcher shut the fuck up for one moment or we are just going to bring the girls and Kimiko and I will handle this alone,” said Starlight.
Butcher made symbols with his hand for 69 and pointed down at his dick as he stared at Starlight and Kimiko, but kept quiet for a moment.
“Ok we are all going to need to act like a team, and Hughie is securing us a ton of V for this so that should help with your stamina Butcher. When we meet her we are going to need to set the mood and then get her to the point that seeing Butcher doesn’t immediately cause her to shrivel up like a California Raisin and then Hughie, Frenchie, Kimiko and Mother’s Milk will start the gang bang then I will get the V ready for Hughie and Butcher and I will join in once we have everyone filled up with as much V as they can handle.” said Starlight.
“So just waltz right the fuck in, play some jazz, do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight. Should be easy enough to fuck up.” said Butcher.
“Damnit Butcher no one needs your two cents, we just need your dick in her mouth,” said Hughie.
“Oh no problem she is going to have that dick full of V in her mouth, if it’s the last thing I do I will show you all how much she is going to love it, just like your mom did last night Hughie.” Butcher retorted.
Hughie and Starlight stared at Butcher. Frenchie handed Kimiko some notes and made sure she understood everything and she handed him a note back saying, “Don’t worry I make everyone who meets me becomes a Lesbian, you should know Frenchie.”
“So with this mood setting, what are we thinking, candles, lots and lots of alcohol like the amount that Butcher and Frenchie usually have for breakfast, I mean I know for you Starlight setting the mood is just as important or even more important than anything else I do for you,” said Hughie.
“Well everyone is different for what setting the mood means, and it’s kind of hard to tell since everyone who has tried before has died with the Insatiable Karen, but we are not everyone, were The Boys so yeah we are going to need Frenchie to pull up all of his contacts because we are going to need enough V to keep you all going past a few minutes and enough liquor for Karen so she actually might not find Butcher repulsive.” said Starlight.
“I think that’s all good, but you really can’t go wrong with some hard core party drugs.” Frenchie added.
“This sounds like a shit plan if I ever heard of one,” said Mother’s Milk.
“Every Cunt knows a shit plan well executed is a great plan. For once I think Hughie might not be a complete fuck up,” said Butcher.
“So a shit ton of V, party drugs, liquor, a butt plug for Butcher’s mouth, your favorite strap-on Starlight, enough candles to light up the night, and all of the hopes and prayers, I think we can handle that,” said Hughie.
As they left they prepared for the most difficult task The Boys will ever face, an insatiable opponent who has left everyone else dead in her wake. Luckily for them The Boys were not known for their smarts, but their unstoppable optimism in the face of hopeless situations and the fact that every single one of them thought that they alone were man or woman enough to get the job done by themselves.