The boogie
After flying on the broomstick for 10 minutes (wow what a long time), they finally arrive at the entrance to the water which leads to the one and only BIKINI BOTTOM!
However, the two sexy hot boyfriends were met with one teensy problem. Fiyero cannot breathe under water! Guess where Bikini Bottom is. Under water.
As Fiyero panics, Boq watches for a good few minutes before chiming in. “I have sexy water powers that can make you breathe, don’t worry my smexy pookie bear.”
Relieved, Fiyero waits as Boq chants “OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA!”. After chanting this for around 5 minutes, Fiyero starts floating in a bubble of water. Slowly, the bubble drifts towards the sea, entering the water below. Boq leaves the broom floating in the air as he gracefully bellyflops in the water, following his super sexy, hot BRAND NEW, LIMITED EDITION boyfriend.
“Bloody Hell, tea and biscuits, fish fingers and custard!! I can breathe!” Fiyero screams in delight. “Oh shizzers, I can talk too.”
“Heh.. I wonder what else you can do…” Boq mutters under his breath. Unfortunately for him, his spongevoice was too loud and Fiyero heard, smirking.
“What was that?” He widened his smirk.
“Nothing!” The sponge exclaimed, “ Uh— it was nothing!!”
Fiyero took a step toward the munchkin, closing the space between them. “Im quite sure I heard you say something,” He whispered deeply in Boq’s ear. “Would you like to find out..?”
“Well.. if you insist…” The sponge hybrid blushes nervously, trying to sound smooth but failing miserably. (because hes just a simple sponge 💔💔 (luckily, fiyero finds that super freaking HOT (he loves himself a simple sponge)))
“But of course… you must GIVE me something in return” He winked at the other man, who happened to be too focused on the Prince’s lips to fully register what he was implying.
Before Boq had the time to think about what was going on, Ethan Slater flew in from the distant horizon with fairy wings and shot both the sponge and prince with his cupid arrows. Little did they know, those arrows were actually freaky arrows.
As Ethan Slater disappears into thin air, just as quickly as he arrived, Fiyero and Boq start making out aggressively (yes under water). After a minute or two, Boq tears himself away from the kiss.
“What— what do I need to give you?” He said in between breaths.
“What?”
“Earlier.. you said I had to give you something in return? What did you mean?”
Fiyero smirks, leaning forward, practically breathing into Boq’s mouth. “I want your little spongeboq.”
“My… what?” Boq stares at the sexy man in front of him, confused as fuck.
“You heardddddd right. You can destroy my town, if you know what I mean…” with a wink.
“Wha— me? You? ME???!? But… but I thought… I mean… I’m just a simple spongekin. I don’t know if I can-“
Fiyero stops him. “Shut up sexy squarepants. You’re a King. I want this. I want you. Please.” At this point, Fiyero is on his knees pleading. Someone’s a bit eager…
“Well… if you say so.”
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“So— uh… do we just.. er.. get straight into the.. the anal..?” Boq practically whispers the last word, as if he were afraid of it jumping out of his mouth and stabbing him a bajillion times idk im not a writer.
“I mean… You’re the one in charge.” He smirked, “But… if you’d like a shove in the right direction… let me give you a hand.”
Without warning, Fiyero (literally) RIPPED off his clothes like the freaky BEAST he is and howled, pouncing at the Spongekin and ripping his clothes off too.
The writers suddenly remembered that when Ethan Slater appeared earlier, he shot the two with FREAKY arrows!! and now the freakyness is kicking in and Boq is now super great at sex, dominant and super awesome!!
“Fiyero… the freaky arrows that Ethan Slater fairy man shot at us…… they’re kicking in!!!!!!” Boq suddenly has a wicked awesome transformation where he goes from sexy loser to EVEN SEXIER, DOMINANT, GOOD AT SEX, NOT LOSER guy. Immediately, Boq practically pounces at Fiyero and flips him onto his tummy. Without any preparation, he takes off his little, itty bitty spongeboq (his spongeboq is his schlong btw) disguise and WHIPS out his humongified, GIANT, glittery and sparkly spongeboq, which has SPECIAL powers to twinkify ANY poor soul who goes near it. (but don’t fret, Fiyero is too manly and sexy to be held captive by his penis powers).
He SHOVES his GINORMOUS spongeboq into Fiyero without warning.
“YOWWWCCCHHHH” the Prince screams gracefully like the sexy beast man that he is.
Super dominant, awesome at sex Boq continues to POUND into Fiyero’s behind.
He busted a FAT nut into Fiyero’s asshole.
The end. STAY TUNED FOR PART 3!!! things only get crazier from here