Chapter 7
The next day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in charms, when ms. McGonagal comes in. Without saying a word, the golden trio stands up and walks out.
The walk to her room is a silent one, filled with anxiety and trepidation.
Once they arrive, they see Draco, Luna, Padma, And Cho all sitting at the desks.
“Finally, Potter, I was beginning to think she killed you.” Harry ignores the comment, and sits down at a desk, his friends falling in next to him.
“I assume you all know why you are here?” McGonagal Says, looking grossed out. Everyone nods, and she sits down.
“It will be a terms worth of detention, spent helping professor Snape do whatever he needs.”
Looking at each other, everyone knows that this is going to be the end of them.
“You May go.” Says McGonagal, sighing inwardly.
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The day dragged on, and everyone barely registered that it was lunch. Sitting down, Luna took out some parchments and books.
Avoiding the quizzical looks from her table mates, she begins to research ideas for spells.
After researching all through breakfast, Luna heads to the library to research some more. Finding a quiet corner to curl up in, she begins to pour over her notes to find the correct combination.
After her free period was over, Luna headed to divination, thinking that her plan was finally ready.
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The rest of the day passed without trouble, and Luna went to Harry to ask for the invisibility cloak.
Shooting her a quizzical look, he handed it over to her. She thanked him, and turned to go to the room of requirement.
As it appeared, she walked in and there and was greeted by the inside of a store, albeit a kinky one.
It was nearly midnight before she got the room how she wanted. The walls were filled with whips, vibrators, gags, and anything and everything kinky and magical.
To the back were rooms to try out things, permitted you didn’t get any fluids on them.
Drawing her wand, she begins to cast a spell that will notify all the students that her shop is now open.
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In the morning, Draco wakes up to people wandering around the common room, knocking on the walls and floors, spelling the ceiling, and looking under the furniture.
“Blaise! What are you doing!” He shouts, walking over to the young wizard. Ripping Blaise’s wand out of his hand, he suddenly sees a pop up in his vision.
Reading it, and trying to get over the fact that there was an ad blocking his vision, he saw it was for a shop called the kinkatorium.
Rushing out of the commons, he throws the wand back, and darts out the door. Throwing himself toward the Ravenclaw dorms, he asks the painting what the riddle is.
After answering the riddle, he strides inside, to the horrified looks from the Ravenclaws.
“WHERES LUNA!” He yells, and the scared 1st years all point to a chair, facing the window. As he approaches the chair, he hears the shuffling of feet.
Looking back, he sees the golden trio parting a sea of amazed wizards. Making eye contact, Harry finished walking over to the chair.
With five feet left to go, Luna gets up out of the chair. Walking towards the door, she motions the four to follow her.
They do, and soon enough, they find themselves in front of the room of requirement. Motioning for them to step inside, she asks “you like what you see?”
They all nod in awe as they take in the shop. “This is the kinkatorium” Luna intones, and begins to describe the different parts.
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A month has passed since the kinkatorium has opened, and Luna is sitting at the register.
She hears the door open, and begins to say hello when she stops mid sentence. She looks up to see a greasy, black mop of hair and beady black eyes.
She is about to scream, but Snape is in no hurry. He strides over to a display, and picks up a black, 8 inch dildo.
Looking it over, he walks over to the counter, and places it down. He places down the proper amount of galleons, and Luna accepts them with a mortified look on her face.
He walks out without saying a word, and when the door is closed, she immediately runs to get her first friends and patrons to tell them what happened.
Le end my homos.