A Fox In The Bird House [DISCONTINUED]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
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A Fox In The Bird House [DISCONTINUED]
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Original Characters, Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Theseus Scamander, Newt Scamander, Vinda Rosier, Original Percival Graves, Queenie Goldstein/Vinda Rosier, Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Tina Goldstein, Abernathy (Fantastic Beasts), Credence Barebone, Seraphina Picquery, Albus Dumbledore & Gellert Grindelwald, Credence Barebone & Newt Scamander, Newt Scamander's Magical Beasts, Leta Lestrange/Theseus Scamander, Leta Lestrange, Queenie Goldstein/Jacob Kowalski, Mary Lou Barebone, Carrow (Fantastic Beasts), Leta Lestrange & Newt Scamander, Credence Barebone & Tina Goldstein, Torquil Travers, Tina Goldstein & Leta Lestrange, Original Percival Graves & Theseus Scamander, Hector Fawley, Tina Goldstein & Original Percival Graves, Gellert Grindewald/Newt Scamander, Abernathy/Nagel, Nagel (Fantastic Beasts), Krafft (Fantastic Beasts), Macduff, Gunnar Grimmson
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Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Angst Mutual Pining Detectives Murder Tooth-Rotting Fluff Romance No Beta Cats The Author Regrets Nothing I Tried Dogs Poor Life Choices AND! Alternate Universe - Serial Killers We Die Like Men BAMF Newt Scamander Protective Albus Dumbledore Past Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald you get the point Overprotective Theseus Scamander Serial Killer Newt Scamander Writer Newt Scamander Mafia Boss Gellert Grindelwald Gentleman Gellert Grindelwald College Professor Albus Dumbledore Drunk Theseus Scamander lots of those Idiot Cops well technically they're just lazy I mean Grindelwald runs the town so really though everybody either works for him or is a cop except for Jacob and Queenie and Newt and the Barebones and albus Drunken Everything lots of dogs Oh and Also this is a romcom I promise I won't abandon this one Cheers Mates
Summary
[6/8/2020. Yeah, I'm a failure. Sorry.]This was to be his last kill. He'd promised- no, vowed that this would be the last. He sighed, hands itching for the keys on his laptop, words coming back to him even as he stared at the body he'd just nailed to the wall. Not bad. Messy though, but at least the sheer brutality of it would throw the police off just enough. He didn't need interpol trailing him, though he doubted they'd make the connection, and even if they did, he'd be long gone, a sparrow among a too large flock of others. At least, that had been the plan, had he not been careless and let the loathsome little bugger get away just in time to make that damned phone call._______In which a serial killer falls in love with his target, a crow think's he's found a humming bird, and everyone else is either with them, against them, drunk, trigger happy, or just plain done.And Albus? He wishes he never called.
Note
So, I know. We've been through this before, and to be honest, I really am sorry I never could go back to Between the Devil & The Blood Red Sea. I will try to keep this one going though, I have a plan (sort of) and I really like this sort of murder mystery with a dash of comedy and what not. I hope this will, somehow, make up for that. I am sorry to those who liked BTD&TBRS and wanted to see more of it. I hope you'll still enjoy this one, even though it isn't really the same.But anyway, enjoy!

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