Intro, sort of?
Murtagh: So, eh.....Why did you put us here together?
TOA: So that everyone could go mooney over you lot while enjoying the snark. Why don't you start? You are the reason for this idea in the first place.
Snape: All right. My so-called Master killed the only girl I've ever loved.
Murtagh: My master enslaved me while keeping me away from the girl I love.
Maeglin: I was thrown of a cliff because I loved my cousin.
Feanor: My father was killed and my creations were stolen.
Snape: Oh, woe is me, that is the greatest misfortune indeed.
Feanor: Thank you.
Murtagh: He was being sarcastic. Anyway, it's clear that we're topping the list on account of the fact that the worst things have indeed happened to us.
TOA: Not quite. He tops you all.
[cut to a corner, where Turin is sitting with a storm cloud over his head]
Snape: Touche.