What in the name of Primus?! Or the story of how Tom finally gets a family.

Title: What in the name of Primus?! Or the story of how Tom finally gets a family.

Transformers and Harry Potter crossover

Mostly crack, fluffy and randomness that make no sense.

The Thirteen united and adopts Toms, Primus and Unicron are there too and Dumbledore is a jerk. Prima is Tsundere, Vector has been through some shit and will continue to go through shit and Megatronus and Solus are lovey-dovey. They aren’t gonna take wizards bullshit rules on magical creatures.

I DO NOT OWNED ANY OF THE CHARACTERS BUT STORYPLOT.

Chapter 1: Childhood

Vector Prime, Second Child of Primus, The Prime of Time and Primus appointed guardian of Time and Space; stood in the space watching over the timelines. How many years has passed since he gave Safeguard to Optimus. Twenty, thirty years perhaps.

He hum reminiscing about his past adventure in the Aurex 802.23 Alpha time steam. He truly missed his siblings, but Aurex 802.23 Alpha Optimus Prime companionship was lovely during his time on that Earth along with the young human children. But he dearly missed the company of others Cybertronians, don’t get him wrong his adores his fellow time keepers from the Omniverse but his desires a spark to be with him once again.

Safeguard was truly a great listener and friend to him. It been so long since he bonded his emotions with another, his fellow time keepers wouldn’t understand how a Cybertronian spark will work and they dare not ask about it.

“Vector,” a familiar voice called to him.

“Father, what is it?” Vector turn his head facing Primus in original form, his white form glowing, paling the surrounding stars.

“I have spent most of my time creating you and your siblings to fight Unicron that I neglected all giving you a childhood. When you thirteen first online all you ever been taught was to fight, conquer and lead others.” Primus voice as his optics dims, thinking about his original children.

“Father, you created us to stop Unicron, we are yours to command.” Vector shook his head at his father words. Wondering why his father is acting so strange about his childhood, he missed his time with his siblings in the past and thinks about them, but his duty is much more important no matter how he feels.

“Then you won’t mind if I gave you a different command?”

“But of course, what do you asked of me?” Vector asked wondering what his new duty will be, though he can see the future it doesn’t mean he’d like to know everything that happens.

“A vacation for you”

“Vacation?” Vector reload his optics at Primus words.

“Yes” Primus grin with his optics lighting up with a gentle glee. “One of your fellow time keepers has agree to watch over our multiverse while you’re gone. Do not worry, this keeper his someone you can trust.”

“Clockwork” Vector answer knowing the Ghost of Time quite well, also as one of his most trusted time guardian and friend.

“Yes, indeed Vector Prime. It’s been a while” The ghost voice echo before his green portal open as he’d flow through.

“But the time steam needs-”

“Nothing from you right now, Unicron sleeps in unless loop thanks to you.” Primus mention as Vector made a shy smile at his father praise.

Vector turn to Clockwork who waited patiently before speaking to him.

Vector let out an exhale from his gears “Clockwork do swear to watch over the Transformers universe during my absent without changing event to your will and desires and protect to ensure the time line events falls into the right placements.”

“Of course” Clockwork bow as Vector servos starter to glow as a large hour glass appear, radiating with power. 

“In the present of Primus, I, Vector Prime, The Prime of Time, Second Child of Primus, hand over the Blades of Time to Clockwork for protection until my return.” Vector finished as hand over his relic over to his trusted friend as Primus open the portal into another universe.

“May your spark finally come one.” Clockwork whisper softy.

“And may your protection guide me to whatever I might go.” Vector replied back before fading into the portal.

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When he first open his optics, he notice something strange about himself, he felt small, very small and dare say soft. But that’s impossible right, until he looked at his servos to small hands. Not of a cybertronian but a human, a human child around five to be accurate.  

He look around to see an old women holding a screaming boy with dirty hair cover in mud dressed in wore out clothing surround by other sleeping children outside of old house slowly waking up.

“Release me fleshing what dark deeds did you used to change me into this!”

Vector knew that voice, it’s been many years but he remembers and know that voice well. His voicebox felt crack as he chock up the name he hasn’t spoken in millions of years.

“Prima?”

That small word was enough to stop the boys screams. The boy turn his head, showing blue eyes. The blue shade of life that so similar to their father.

“Vector?” Prima spoke without doubt seeing the other human fleshing. Thou he made the rule to treasure all life for their father, doesn’t mean he has like them. He look glance up and down at the second son of Primus.

Vector’s red optics were still there, the longing wisdom and knowledge beyond granted by their father. If he didn’t knew it was Vector, he would have thought it was female of the fleshing specie. His hair was long covered in the wet mud and clothing not fit for a Prime. Thou he can’t that as he was wearing rugs himself.

‘How filthy,’ he thought ‘for the sons of Primus in this humiliating state. When I find out who’s behind this, their pay with their very spark!’

“Now, now Peter. It’s alright to be upset but please understand. Your family couldn’t keep you anymore.” The woman said petting Prima heads, trying to calm him down.

“Peter?!” Prima shouted “My designation is Prima!” Before the kind woman could speak Vector voice broke it.

“Mama, can you bring us inside it wouldn’t be the little ones.” Vector was holding child around three year old staring at them along with ten others.

“Of course, come in children and please call me Eliza.” The old caretaker spoke kindly.

Prima huff walking follow by the others. They were upstairs three separated room next door to each other.

“These rooms will yours for now on, three or four in one room okay. There is will inside for you to wash.” Eliza spoke, normally the children are separated by age and gender. With only four girls in this group of boys who knows what trouble will happen. But for some reason deep in her mind knew that these thirteen children shouldn’t be separated.

“Thank you, I’ll take it from here Miss Eliza” Vector said giving a charming smile, hoping she’d leave soon. He could feel his siblings’ emotions swirling within him.

“Of course Victor.” She said before leaving. Once she was gone they each enter the room Vector told them enter through their connected bond. They waited for seems like hours after cleaning themselves thanks to Alchemist elemental sigma before Vector cast a silent time bubble.

The moment he did, Solus, Megatronus and Nexus smash the walls down as Alchemist used his powers to fix the walls to reforged them into a higher quality making the three one as one big one and melt the unwanted interior away as Vector put melted interior into his personal pocket dimension for later uses.

The Thirteen Primes united once again. Standing in a circle, no one wanted to speak, glancing at each other.

Prima hair was no longer muddy brown but pure white with single hair flick in the centre the rest was slick back, soft tone of pale skin giving his arctic colour eyes a much more alluring look. Vector long hair was also white given streaks of magenta, gold and blue on his fringe siding to his right side, his red eyes with his light tan skin tone. Alpha Trion hair was white as well follow with violet and red steaks in his messy short hair is stead with sky blue eyes. His skin tone similar to Vector’s but tint darker.

Solus long wavy hair was white with violet tips instead, her Iris colour eyes with fair light skin. Micronus white hair was silky and short with green tips. His big eyes are turquoise colour with the same skin tone as Alpha Trion.

Alchemist short wavy chiffon hair had orange and light blue streaks. A fair darker tan skin with his aqua coloured eyes with a smile on his face.  

Nexus hair was also chiffon coloured with red streak on his fringe with blue tips, tanned skin with light cyan colour eyes in disgust in the new form he was trapped in. Onyx hair was spiky up black with golden tips with yellow colour eyes, dark tanned skin. Amalgamous black hair was messy with yellow fades, dark tanned skin with orange eyes.

Quintus long black hair was slick back with green streaks throughout his hair, dark tanned skin and yellow colour eyes. Liege Maximo has long black hair with dark green tips, darker tan skin and scarlet colour eyes.

Megatronus has short black hair was with a few spike rising softy with violet tips, the same dark tone skin with Liege Maximo and ruby colour eyes, glancing at Solus. And finally young Optimus with navy colour hair with red streaks on his fringe, cobalt colour eyes, light tanned being hold by Vector.

“I’m sorry” Megatronus spoke, “I know what I did was wrong, I never meant for our war to happen.”

Prima spat out “Really? You shotted Solus ending her spark then accused me for killing even though it was Requiem Blaster you will!”

“That wasn’t Megatronus fault! The Requiem Blaster accidentally activated on its own.” Solus defended her lover.

Liege Maximo took a step back in shame as Vector gain them attention by speaking.

“Actually,” They turn to face Vector “Liege Maximo isn’t there something you want to say?”

The remaining Primes turn back to face Liege Maximo who muttered out who all to hear. It wasn’t like he had a choice, when Vector spoke everyone listen to him as he’d never wrong.

“I...During our time with Unicron dark seed inside of our sparks. Over time I give into his words and temptation after Prima push us away.” Liege Maximo gritted out hugging himself.

“His words of how Prima hated us, how Primus made a mistake in my creation. Over time I began to his words and when Prima completely shut us out through the bond…I gave up… Unicron was right.”

“NO!” Prima shouted, “I was the one who was wrong!”

“Prima?” Nexus look disbelief along with all the other Primes.

“You won’t the only one Unicron was messing with. He spoke to me of how my siblings will turn against me. How they hated my position as the head of Primes.”

They glance at each other, sure Prima was bossy, arrogant and a bit egoism, but he was a good leader. One that they willing to follow through. And of course being first-born, he was very vain about being the First Son of Primus. However the duty of being first born meant that he was the face of all Primes. He had to be perfect, no mistake for the new generations. The idol that all their people strive to become like.

“In others words Unicron mess with all of us.” Quintus stated glancing at his siblings.

“At least were all together again.” Optimus spoke gently with smile on his face. “This time we’re make things right.”

They couldn’t ever say no to Optimus. Blessing Primus for making him so lovable and understanding.

“Yes quite indeed, to think we’ll walk among humanity once again.” Alchemist spoke with smile. “I do wonder why we were bought here together. Not that I mind but Vector do you know what universe we are in and what year?”

Taking their attention back is the second oldest, if any one holds the answers it’s him. Being the guardian of Time and Space also had its down side as well. Especially siblings who turn to him to answer all their questions to everything in the universe. Prima doesn’t make it any better, always asking him about the future back then.

Though knowing his siblings they won’t stop until he tells them, and he’d in no mood to deal with their ways to annoyed him all night. He loves his brothers and sister but he’d tired and want to sleep damn it, doesn’t help that he’d in the body of human child who needs his sleeping time.

“We’re in universe where Unicron won the battle against us and Father.” Vector answer as his siblings’ growl at the mention of Unicron wining in this universe.

“Cybertron nor Cybertronians doesn’t exist here as either but our powers still work including our relics. In fact,” Vector place Optimus down and lift his shirt, in the centre of his chest was a glowing azure circle under his skin. “Our sparks in under our ‘skin’ so our chest are very sensitive so bonding will still work and-”

Prima reach over chest Vector chest making him gasp a bit. Oh how long has it been since he let another touch his spark. He siblings had smirks on their face knowing how Vector hasn’t let anyone but them to bond with his spark.

“The reason…we’re ahh, Prima stop I’m-ahh trying to explain here.” Vector silently swore at his oldest fingers movement. “Primus believed needed-ahh a nor-normal childhood.”

Prima is fingers movement at the mention of Primus, Vector sigh in relief while his spark cried at the loss touch.

“So he send us here to enjoy a normal childhood as we could. Once we died of old age, Primus will return us to Cybertron. Our Sparks can only be seen by us so we won’t have to hide our care chest from humans.” Vector finished with a flushes face.

“In that case why a world without Cybertron?” Onyx questioned.

“Well, that’s simple. Cybertronians will be able to tell we are Primes and sense our sparks. We’ll taken back to Cybertron and raise there instead. But Father wants us to understand how other species works, humans especially.” Vector answer.

“You’re hiding stuff.” The rest commented as Vector replied.

“But of course, no spoilers. Now let’s head to bed. My body is tired and you two” glancing at Solus and Megatronus. “Better not being interfacing another fifteen stellar cycle.” The rest but Alpha Trion and Optimus look Vector wondering what he’d was talking about.

“Wait!” Onyx shouted, Vector frown now what.

Onyx move the beds connecting them by their sides. “Perfect! We can all sleep together!”

Vector already poof into the thin sheets follow by Optimus who into his arms. Prima was next to Vector as Alpha Trion was beside Optimus. Solus and Megatronus was cuddling each other beside Alpha Trion, as Micronus was hold by Onyx next to them. Alchemist, Amalgamous and Nexus on Prima other side. Liege Maximo was beside Onyx facing the wall.

They organic body need for sleep took over as they slept as Vector time bubble pop.

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In the morning Eliza went to check on the new orphans as they haven’t woken up yet. They already miss breakfast, she didn’t need them to missed brunch too. Opening the first door, she blink in surprise to see the walls gone as one large room and beds together in all thirteen children still sleeping there.

She quietly recalled their name them in order from oldest to youngest as Mrs Cole will returning tomorrow to know the details on the new children who all had no last name.

She also felt a little silly thinking how three of the boys were girls because of their long hair but more than that was their exotic hair colours. She fears that the children will be pick on for strange hair colour. Poor Tom is already pick on by the rest of the children, the last thing she needs is them to pick on them too.

She have tried stopping the children from hurting Tom but if she step out of line one more time she’d be remove from the orphanage. Drifted in her thoughts she didn’t realized that the children who was once sleeping was staring at her.

“Miss Eliza?” Vector called her taking her out of thoughts.

“Good afternoon Victor, you and friends weren’t at breakfast in the morning. I was quite worried so I came up to check on you.” She pounded about the missing walls then spoke “Do you what happened to the walls?”

“They fell when we touch it.” Liege Maximo answer while the rest tried not to laugh.

“I see…well would you brunch, I’m sure you’re all hungry.”

“We’ll see you there Miss Eliza.” Onyx answer.

“Of course.” Eliza smile as she shut the door, what well-manner children, well maybe not Peter. Hopefully Peter will learn Victor and Onyx manners. After refreshing themselves and wearing new ‘clothing’, Prima refuse to call it that. They line up as the camera man took their picture.

TBC

Poor Vector, he was just to sleep at least he’d with his has siblings again. Hasbro bring him back!!