Better Living through Time Travel

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Better Living through Time Travel
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Summary
What if,on the day of the Settlepocalypse,all the ‘Foobs’ were sent back in time to 6 months before the strip began? Along with some characters from other fandoms?All of a sudden,history isn’t as we know it.
Note
Inspired by The ISOTed House,one of the best works of its kind,and also by the FBOFW fix-it fic Foobar.
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A Meeting of Minds

March 8,1979

Dr.Jason O'Connor:Welcome,all of you. I’m Jason O’Connor,head of the experimental research facility here. Please state your name.

- Hello. I’m Elyse Patterson,mother of Michael,Elizabeth,and April.

- I’m John Patterson. I’m a dentist.

- I’m Michael Patterson,their eldest son.

- I’m Deanna Patterson née Sobinski,wife of Michael. These two are our daughter Meredith and our son Robin.

- I’m Elizabeth Patterson.

- I’m Anthony Caine,who was to have married Elizabeth. We were practically at the altar when we were displaced.

- I’m Thérèse Arsenault,his ex-wife.

- Hi. I’m Francie!

- She’s my daughter with Anthony.

- I’m April Patterson. I’m totally awesome (flips hair).

- I’m Becky McGuire,but you can call me Rebeccah.

- I’m Duncan,a friend of theirs.

- I’m Gerald,April’s boyfriend.

- I’m Eva. I play drums and video games.

- Hola. Soy Luis.

- Hello. I’m Andrea Wyler née Sobinski.

- I’m Anne. My husband Steve and I used to live near the Pattersons.

- Hi. I’m Ardith. I’m a glorified babysitter (chuckles)

- I’m Bea. I ran Lilliput’s bookstore with Elly Patterson.

- I’m Brad. This is my wife Martha. We met in high school,and bonded over our mutual ‘dislike’ of Mike Patterson.

- Hi.

- The name’s Dan Cruikshank. I’m a gentleman farmer.

- I’m Bev,his wife.

- My name’s Laura. I’m their daughter.

- I’m Candace Halloran. I’m Liz’s muse. This is my fiancé Rudy.

- I’m Shawna-Marie McKinnon,née Verano.

- I’m Brian McKinnon.

- I’m Dawn,another of Liz’s friends. This is my fiancé David.

- I’m Dawn’s brother,Brian.

- I’m Constance Poirier. This is my husband Greg.

- I’m Lawrence Poirier,son of Connie.

- Hi there. I’m Nick Brown,Lawrence’s partner.

- I’m Phil Richards,brother to Elly.

- I’m Georgia. I’m married to Phil.

- I’m Gordon Mayes. I used to run a garage.

- I’m Tracey,his wife. These are Paul,Rosie,and Trish.

- Hi.

- I’m Josef Weeder,photographer.

- I’m Carleen,his girlfriend and muse.

- Hello. I’m Kortney,a former employee of Elly’s.

- I’m Moira. I worked with Elly for many years.

- I’m Rhetta.

- I’m Warren. I fly helicopters.

- I am Eddard Stark,Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North of Westeros. Or rather I was.

- I’m Catelyn Stark,formerly Tully,his wife.

- I am Robb Stark,their heir.

- My name is Sansa. This is Domeric,my betrothed.

(snipped for character limit. JD)

———-

The session was in full swing when Jason snapped back to reality.

”All these years,brother,and not once did you send a raven?”, asked Kevan Lannister.

”Give the man a break!”, rejoined Terry Boot. “He was lost in a volcanic wasteland,wasn’t he?”

”For two years! And then he was living off the fat of Myrish merchants!”

A few seats down,April Patterson and Romilda Vane were engaged in a conversation.

”Do you still have your magic?”

”Just a trace. But I think we wizards can adapt.”

It was a crazy meeting. Arthur Weasley was haranguing Warren Blackwood about ‘helytoppers’,Renly Baratheon and Jon Connington were having a fist-stacking contest,and Elizabeth was whispering into Therese’s ear.

 

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