tTHE POOPSHITTERS ALBUM 1 TRACK 12: GORDON RAMSAY GOES TO HAZBIN HOTEL AS THE PLOT TO KILL AGNEL CRUST CONTINEUS
fairly oddpanreIt was a dark and stormy night upon hazbin hotel highschool. Bakugo was in drawing class drawing silvaze komahina crossover. But he got soooo angrey he burnted the papeeeeer
“Wher am I” asks dracula from hotel Transylvania, direct competition to hazbin hotel. He was dying of thirst on the tropical island. The arrival of the angel crusts threatens dracula’s longstanding business, and he had to stop The Crust from Spreading.
“Oh my god.” said bakugo actively munching on his pencil. “Its draculta from hazbin hotel trannsylania. Tell me can idate your goth gamer gf daughter my gf is kind of a cuck who sucks and is shitty and I blew him up. My gf is most definitely female also”
“Fuck you” said drcacula in his adam sandler voice as he unleashed a hadoken and fucking burned bakugou alive tearing off his arms in retribution for what hte did to knuckles fuckles
“Ok BOOMER” says angel crust, to dracula, who was born in the 1250s or something the good old days, meanwhile angel crust is a 1920s gangster porn star drug dealer voiced by STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE BUSCEMI (its stevens universe)
U see rangle crunch was a whore. Not as much of a whore as whore puss in boots but a whore nonetheles,s bc vizzzie pissy pISSY PISS PISS pop was homophobic and hated gay men. Not like whore puss in boots who was just epic, it didnt matter if it was homophobic or not bc he wasnt a GAY DRAG QUEEN TRANS MAN TITTY MAN MAFIA BOSS DYING OF AIDS OR SOME SHIT IDK WHATS REAL AD WATH I MAD EUP IN HABZI HTOEL ANYMORE!
“I hate kids” says randall child hatingishly.
“ me 2 said angel dust” replied rangle crunchhdjhngrtbujntghinj
He used to come to the hotel transylvania but the fact there were kids means he HATES DRACULA, WHY DID MY WIFE LEAVE ME I HATE PIXAR
Randall turned to his assistant, jeff the killer aka james charles aka andrew hussie aka ariana grande aka ted cruz aka smootooooooooooooooooooooh yoda aka feel old yet.
“I hate kids” he repeated.
Randall was immediately bahised to florida by dracula. “Die, “ says dracula as he banishes randall to florida.
Draual was so upset. How dare this sitty trans man hasphoe homophibua hotel wiki basard inslult him. The fact that RANDALL WAS ALREADY HERE THREE SENTENCeS IN SAYS A LOT ABOUT SOCItY.
Bakugo was now punching the chalk board except he had no arms so he was just kind of bumping against it like a character who had no arms, idk insert one here. “I hate these horny hazbin spider demon vizzie pops” Sick of this shit . Just wanted to blow shit up and assign his cis boyfriend female
Bakugo then set off an explosion killing rangle krump. No more krumping for this woke king, o7 in piece.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW DRACULA HAS NO CONFLICT
“Did u just kiss me??????” says mavis, daughter of dracul
Yeas” says rapunzel from crackertopia
“Its ok i am a “””””””””lesbo”””””””””” says mavis, voiced by selena gomez
“You BETTER BE!!!!!!!!’ says rapunzel lettece.
“OH NO I CUCKED BY A WOMAN” cried Bakugo who proceeded to harmonize out the open window into the rain while also choking on his own spit due to excessive screaming and mouth noises.
But the hazbin hotel still STOOD. Even tho the tcurst was dead. Ew.
There are many inhabitants of the hotel,,, that are all the same design but with too may details and shit and all the same types of pinks and white,,, its WOKE AF
Darcuala on the other hand, was very pleased. You see he was very much looking forward to his 18 yr old but not rlly 18 yr old daughter to get married immediately and have kids like a mormon. This made him homophobic, and didnt believe mavis’s lesbian relatiomship was really worthy enough to get useot over. What a king. He took some time to reflect on some dumb beefy himbo sluts
The person who made this chart:
(anyways back to the WOKE TAKES)
U see vizie piss y pop hates gay people SOOOO much its unreal so angle had 2 die very quickly in this story, just like voltron or somethig.
‘DID SOMEONE SAY KLANCE??????????”
Klance suddenly burst in, wieldly his mightly klance.
“Klance is cano kings, if u dont like, EAT MY WHOLE OLD WRINKLY ANT ASS. THAT UGS LIFE MOMENT?>???? SMILE FLIK???????????????????the????? That was romantic af, EVEN KEVIN SPACEY SAW IT” . somewhere alex was peggign his stupid ass dragon age husband.
Suddenly angle CRUST RETURNED. Since he was already dead he can kjust spawn back instantly, u cant kill what was already traNsmannishly transgenedely transdead (im transphobic)
“Im A DUMB BEEF SLUT” declares angley crustly, but no one was enticed. No one . ESPECIALLY not gay homophobe adam sanslers dracula.
HAru fret walked in. The lightning has srtuck him because he was in da poolooooooool. Someone went number 2 in the pool like in rainfurrest. Diapers were all over peoples fucking cars. DIGUSTING. I HATE FURRIES. Except sonicfox they seem cool.(whats happening)
“I cant make love to a woman, BUT YOUY?????????? YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “ screams lingino to his little chef, the ratpatootie.
(Ian jq declines to comment)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bakugo immeiaraley pulled his head bak into the room. “OGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” he grunted. “OOOOOOoooo GGGHHHHHHH GGGNNGGGHHH GGRNRNGGGHH hhNNGGGG NGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNHHHHGGHHH” You see Bakugo cannot form words around Mr. Freet. He sauntered over like a caveman and shook Haru up and down. “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnnnGGGGGGGGG GGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH” He threw him out the window. He went flying at maximum velocity and broke thru the ground straight into hell .(hell you say????)
Bakugou immeEdiately began crying . but ti ws too lat.e HARU WAS IN THE HAZBIN HOTEL. Disgusting. Bakugou knew he had to become the demon king, and take hazbin hotel back from angel crust to get haru freet back.
DRACUCKLA APPEARS.
Dracaula said “I can helpyou bakygo”
“Wig.: said bakg
Alex was still pegging his husband.
Bakugo looked at klane. “You two will come with us.”
“Im racist” says angel crust, racistly but its ok because its SUPPOSE TO BE OFFENSIVE. WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE VIXSZZIE PISSY DIEESSY SHITZZY POOPP1!!!!! YOURE BOY TOY IS MINE NOW IF U WANT HIM BACK YURE GONNA HAVE TO DONATE TO MY EMERGENCY SWICH FUND.”
“Did SOMEBODY SAY POO POOP: screams boo poo she hates angel crust for stealing the color pink
And so ,, we have
THE ANGLE CRUST KILLAZ
Dracula - the awesome
Klance - the gay
Boo boo poo poo - the clown
Bakugo - the demon king yandere villain
The joker - the jojer baby, excep hes not here hes smoking gangweed to forget veronica, 07
Alex - also not here his ackstory has yet to be established
ALL BANDING TOGETHER, TO SAVE HARU FREEET AND ALSO DRACULSAS HOTEL BUSINESS.
Meanwhile in HAzbin Hotell Hell starring gordon ramsey.
Gordon ramsey looked at Haru’s pan-seared fish fillet. “FOCKING DISGUSTING” he screamed as Haru cried. He was there in hazbin hotel bc he had died falling off a cliff trying to shoot puffins in iceland or whatever the fuck he was doing that one time.
Harry freet was so sad. He was HAzbin Hotel’s new cook but Gordon ramsey was always yelling at him and breaking his plates and making him eat the rotton beans in the fridge. How he missed the water...and how he missed his true love…deku, but he wasn’t here bc deku was too valid to go to hazbin hotel hell. (starring gordon ramsay)
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“WEEE ERKERE GOING ATTOO KILL OFF ANGELELL CRUSTTTT WE ‘RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ‘WERE GONNA KILL OFF ANGEL CRUST!!!!!! WE’RE GONNA MAKE HIM DEEAAAAAEEEAEAD”
Sings mark, youre in a comma, ive been trying to wake you baby, please baby wake up, im the joker, baby. Except it wasnt makr cause there too many characters. It was klance from the hit klance tv show klance.
Tombrady walks in. He was the first guard of the hotel.
“Waht the fuck” this is NOT THE NFL, THIS IS HAZBIN HOTEL???
Tom brady goes back to eat strawberys or something.
“Wow that was easy said Bakugo the demon king” said bakygo deamon king. “Time to enter hotel.”
So bakugo, darcula voiced by adam sadler, the essence of joker, booboo poopoop and klance walked into the hotel lobby. It was so gross. And considering these bitches are from Voltron, Steven Universe, and BNHA this says a lot. Also the joker too iguess.
MEANWHILE
Angel crust was sitting angel crustily in his angel crusty throne room, he was sitting on a throne of pure homophoba it was of course pinka and the whole room was pink because pink is the only color in hazbin hotel, I LOVE VIZZEIEEEEE PIEZZZIZZZIIEEEE POPPPIEEEEEEEEEEE (i’m transphoba)
Hare freet was being forced to feed angel crust grapes except they were epxpired and brown (how he likes them) (they used to be pink but theyre expired, o7 to the grapes). “Miss the water Miss my king tbh” he cried.
SUBBENLY … BAKUGOU BURST in. “BABY.”
“I FOUND YOU”
“Ew not you” said haru freet. “I was talking abt deku”
Bakugou SOBBED. HE threw haru freet out of another window (it was pink stained glass window with agnel crust’s face on it)
“BABY OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE” said bakugo forgetting about deku because he has the memory of a goldfish. “ILL SAVE YOU”
Gordon ramsey is DISGUSTED, “THOSE GRAPES ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING YOUVE POISONED THE ENTIRE TOWN,” he sobs over that picture of his wife he brought to some moldy ass restaurant one time on kitchen nightmares, he eats shit so youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dont have to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Klance began arguing: “SKSKS AND I OOP😳, NO FUCKING VSCO GIRLS THEY DONT EVEN EXIST I WATCHED A CONSPIRACY VIDEO ON THIS BRO THEY DONT EXIST THE MEME WAS CREATED FOR FREE ADVERTIZING FOR BRANS LOOK IT UP
I DONT CAR E I LIKE SAYING SKSKSKS AND I OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
U TOLD ME U HATE SKSKSKSKSKS”
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The nostalgic critic walks in.
He VERBALLY ANNIHALTES TOY STORY 3. Then leaves.
Angel crust (yeah hes still here) was like “wow. You just threw out my favorite grape bearer”
NOW HE WILL HAVE TO EAT GRAPES BY HIMSELF, THIS IS HOMIOPHOBIC.
He was then immediately shot in the head by dragula adam sandler episc time. He died even though eh was already in hell, sending him to double hell for horny people.
“Wow” says owen wilson, friend of adam sandlerr.
“BUT WHAT ABOUT MY GIRFLFEIDN??????” cried bakugo
Deku suddenly appeared as he had come down from heaven, having prevously been killed by bakugous pipe bombs. “Lel, cuck,” he said as him and haru freet ascended to heaven
And so Bakugo was stuck in hell, where he overtook Angel Crust’s throne and became the true demon king.
Severus snape from the harry potter series
THE END