Chapter 3
A few days later
Laying on the couch I hum watching Mom and Grandma arguing over who's in charge of the kitchen, seeing Grandma slapping Mom's hands with a wooden spoon.
I chuckle ignoring my uncle's rambling about all the perks if I joined him while watching them fighting.
Hearing a knock on the door I get up seeing my cousin rushing for the door, taking off running I slam into him climbing his back before jumping off his face "move jackass" I order smirking before yanking the door open seeing the Possible family looking confused.
"Come in, it's nice to have you visit" I say while smiling.
"Thank you for inviting us" Mrs. Possible says as I lead them to the living room making sure to bounce off my cousin's stomach.
"Mom knows I tend to make people uncomfortable and wanted to do this to help everyone relax since I'm Kim's partner now" I answer the unasked question.
Seeing Kim tense at seeing my uncle I smile rubbing my neck "my grandma heard about this some how, she then brought those two over I think it's because she likes watching us fight" I say seeing her look confused but relax slightly when my uncle doesn't try to fight "oh, that on the floor is my cousin" I add seeing him glaring at me.
Mom finally gives up with the kitchen and comes out greeting them before moving to sit down and talk "how's this work with eating?" Kim whispers.
"Since it's not the entire family there shouldn't be any fighting, unless Mom hears my uncle trying to recruit me but over food it's safe" I answer.
She nods before I lead her to my garage while ignoring her looking around shocked at the house, getting in I leave the door open before ducking under to mess with stuff "so you all meet up with criminal family members and have a some what civil meal?" She asks.
"Yep, I've tried placing signs saying welcome to hell when we, do but Grandma caught me and that woman's age hasn't slowed down a bit with her age, she's smacked me with her cane and I had caning marks across my ass for two days"
She comes under watching me as I take it apart "what happens if we have a mission and this is still apart since you refused to accept rides?"
"Mom agreed to let me use one of G.J's as long as I don't wreck it since it's a prototype"
"What are you two doing?"
"Nothing Dad"
"Working on my jet" we both answer Mr. Possible's question.
"Need some help?" He asks.
"Sure you're welcome to help" I answer grunting as I catch part of the body and carry it out.
Seeing him duck under I place it down and go back under listen to him talk about all the mess ups.
Some time later
Sitting at the table I smile seeing Mom glare at me for having grease on my face and arms "Hector touch that and I take your hand" I warn seeing him go to take my steak from my plate.
Watching him yank his hand back I calmly start eating as the others talk, glancing at my uncle I raise my brow seeing him refrain from trying to recruit me again with Mom in ear shot.
"So what made you pick Beth to help Kim?" Mrs. Possible asks.
"Kim's a talented fighter even without Ron's help since he was a distraction, Beth can fight or be a distraction her method is different from him as she tends to scare, argue, or taunt"
"I've also played the lazy clueless kid that's oblivious to danger" I add hearing my uncle grumble.
"What?" I ask him raise my brow.
"Blowing up my lab uncalled for" he says frowning.
"It made my point clear, you decided to take me from school like a hostage then try to recruit me, you took me to the lab and started bragging so I did what I always do" I answer shrugging.
Seeing the Possible family looks shocked mom sighs "what she means is, she has been toeing the line of genius and insane for years, she gets an idea and has to try it but my brother refused to listen when she repeatedly told him to take her home so she blew up an empty lab after dragging him out with her".
Two days later
Walking to the possible house I knock on the door and smile at Mrs. Possible "oh, Beth where have you been?" She asks letting me in since I started coming around and the dinner she's less tense around me.
"I was grounded since I took DNAmy out of her cell" I answer.
"Why?"
"I talked her into make me a pet with human intelligence"
"A pet?"
Nodding I move my jacket showing I have a tiny monkey on my back "I thought about a cat, dog or snake but then thought someone with human like hands was a better idea".
She smiles as I get it to come out and hold it in my hand "I named her Eris" I say proudly.
Letting her hold it I smile seeing her pet Eris smiling "why do this?" She asks
Shrugging I lean on the wall "I don't know I just wanted a pet that was different but could understand me, plus now I can say I have a monkey on my back and it's true".
Hearing her laugh I smile as Eris climbs to my shoulder and sits down "well bubble butt's in the back yard".
Nodding I take off frowning and mumbling bubble butt, stepping outside I see Kim practicing "you're mom calls you bubble butt? mine calls me pain in the ass" I say watching her stumble slightly before looking at the house turning bright red.
Hearing her call out Mom I chuckle sitting down on the ground "do you want to spar?" She asks eventually.
Standing up I watch my monkey climb up the tree as I stand looking at Kim as she gets in a fighting stance, sliding my leg back slightly and crouching I lift my hands motioning for her to come on.
Circling each other I kick at her seeing her jump back before we continue getting a feel for each other.
After a few moments I swing with an open hand like claws seeing her frown watching me, I chuckle as we keep going then fake a swipe at her before kicking out taking her legs out before pinning her.
Getting up I lazily start again seeing her look more confused as we continue till we both lay on the grass out of breath "who taught you?" She asks.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you" I answer laughing slightly.
Kim looks at me frowning "tell me?"
"My mom, and my cousins one is world famous, she had another student that is now famous as well" I answer.
Getting up I glance seeing Mrs. Possible watching from the window "so did you go to a normal one?" I ask.
"Yeah I guess, you?"
"Nope, once I was old enough my training became randomly getting attacked by family till I mastered it, hell I still get it from time to time" I answer laughing.
"I never knew Doctor Director was so strange, she always seems so in control and calm"
"Mom's completely nuts like the rest of our family"
I smirk seeing Kim frown "do you want to do something fun?" I ask.
Seeing her nod slowly I jump up getting my monkey and motion her to come on.
Taking off I run till we reach the place I need, glancing at Kim I walk forward pulling a key out and open the door.
Stepping in I look around seeing green and black everywhere "who's place is this?" Kim asks.
"My cousin's don't worry" I answer walking to the bedroom with Kim following me.
Getting in I chuckle walking to the movies pulling a few out and toss them on the bed "that's a lot of Disney".
"Oh those are mine from when I use to force her to watch them with me"
Kim nods as I move stuff around slightly, once finished I head to the kitchen grabbing some snacks and join Kim after putting in a movie.
"She's got a custom system" I add as the movie starts.
Some time later
Laughing we head out and I stop pressing a kiss to the wall leaving black lipstick behind and follow Kim out seeing it's getting close to dark.
Sighing I glance around "I guess I should make sure you get home safe" I say before leading her on.
"You don't have to"
Shrugging I smile at her "sure I do I brought you along and you watched my movies with me".
Kim smiles shaking her head "you act like you're so tough but you sat there and knew every line for those".
"Damn right I do, I should win an award for being the biggest Disney fan" I say proudly before walking her home then head home.