Gravity Falls gets discord
Stanford Pines created “No Bill allowed”
Dipper Pines has arrived
Wendy has arrived
Wendy: Ellooo
Bill Cipher has arrived
Bill Cipher: SUP BITCHES
Stanford Pines: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT ALLOWED!!
Bill Cipher: I'm a demon, do you really think getting in was so hard?
By the way, the chat name is insulting
Bill has changed the server name to “Bill Ciphers Cult”
Bill Cipher: Much better
Dipper: Bill no
Bill Cipher: Bill yes
Dipper has changed the server name to “Why aren’t we normal?”
Grunkle Stan has arrived
Stanford Pines: .....................I wish I knew why we aren't normal
Wendy: It's Gravity Falls
Nothing is normal
Dipper: Agreed
Bill Cipher: I take pride in destroying all normalcy
Stanford Pines: You take pride in destroying everything
Bill Cipher: Not everything
Hershey has arrived
Hersey has added ‘Reverse Falls’
Bill Cipher: Hershey! Where're you going? Stick around, it's not chaotic enough!
Dipper Gleeful has arrived
Wendy: What the fuck?
Dipper Gleeful: What the fuck indeed...
Hershey: Wish I could Bill, but I got to do other shit, you'll find out later~
Bill Cipher: Fiiine
Hershey:(cackling can be heard from the speakers of everyone’s devices)
Mabel had arrived
Mabel: Sorry I'm late!
Wendy: This was just created, you aren't late
Hershey has left the server
Dipper Gleeful: And yet I am here before this odd Mabel.
Mabel: Thanks for the compliment!
Dipper Gleeful: It wasn't a compliment but see it as you will.
Dipper: Is no one going to question why there are two of me? And I don't think this one is a clone. This is weird even for Gravity Falls.
Mabel: Now I have TWO brothers!
Dipper Gleeful: I would rather not, one Mabel is enough. Now if you don't mind, I have people to kill.
Sorry I meant entertain
Mabel: THERE'S ANOTHER ME TOO!?
Stanford Pines: No one going to take notice that this Dipper is a Gleeful and said he has people he wants to kill?
Bill Cipher: Murder is fun!
Dipper Gleeful: Can I keep this demon? Mine is a whimp.
Bill Cipher: I will pull out all your teeth and shove them down your throat if you try
Will Cipher has arrived
Mabel Gleeful has arrived
Dipper Gleeful: Ah sister
Mabel: Wow, there's another me!
Mabel Gleeful: I hate this one already
Mabel: Nah, you'll learn to love me!
Stanford Pines: NOT ANOTHER CIPHER!! ONE IS ENOUGH!!
Will Cipher: I-I'm s-sorry... (stutters even in text)
Bill Cipher: Will?
Will Cipher: Bill?
Bill Cipher: Yeah, it's me
Mabel: Hey, your names rhyme!
Will Cipher: I thought you were dead Bill... Ever since that incident.... (is crying irl)
Dipper Gleeful: (had been doing other crap) Why is Will crying?! (protective mode as he is not so secret crushing on Will)
Bill Cipher: You thought I was dead? I thought YOU were dead!
Will Cipher: O-Oh... I woke up in reverse falls when Master Dipper summoned me and made the contract...
Bill Cipher: Master Dipper?
Dipper Gleeful: Do you have a problem with that?
Bill Cipher: It's just you're....Dipper
Mabel: And I'm Mabel!
Grunkle Stan: Not the time
Dipper Gleeful: And what exactly is the problem with me being Dipper demon
Will Cipher: Bill... Master... please don't fight...
Dipper: Dear lord if they’re our opposites than does that mean I end up calling Bill Master. I think I might puke...
Bill Cipher: Sorry Will, but I'm going to fight with this asshole, and nobody can stop me
Mabel: I'll donate a glitter cannon to the fight!
Grunkle Stan: No, you will not!
Stanford Pines: Bill, Will, are you twins by chance?
Bill Cipher: Yeah, why?
Dipper: Another set of fucking twins...
Will Cipher: Bill it’s been awhile but what did people call us? Back before the separation?
Bill Cipher: What do you mean? Besides chaotic of course
Will Cipher: Ummm I'm not sure...
I remember it had something to do with up being twins...
Can you remember anything Bill...?
Bill Cipher: The Piratical Pines’!
Will Cipher: OH YEAH!!
Dipper Gleeful: Will looks like Christmas came early....
Stanford Pines: Wait...
Dipper: Pines?
Mabel: hey, we have the same last name! What a coincidence!
Grunkle Stan: Mabel, I don't think it could be a coincidence
Stanford Pines: It’s rarely ever a coincidence...
Wendy: This town doesn't do "coincidences"
Dipper: Coincidences are the true myth here.
Will Cipher: Ummm a-about that....
Bill Cipher: I don't think it's a coincidence
Will Cipher: Our last name is Pines, is it that important?
Dipper: UMMM YEAH
Mabel: YAY WE'RE FAMILY
Stanford Pines: ThAts NOt a gOOd tHinG!
Mabel: WHY NOT?!?
More family is awesome!
Dipper: MABEL THINK FOR A SECOND!!
Mabel Gleeful: Ok this little shit can't seriously be me
Mabel: HEY, NO SWEARING
Mabel: What do you mea- oh
oh
Stanford Pines: What do you mean? Dipper what are you hiding?
Dipper: NOTHING
Bill Cipher: Pinetree, you're acting very suspicious
Dipper: I. AM. NOT. HIDING. ANYTHING
Mabel: Dipper, your relationship isn't nothing! I don't know why you're hiding it, it's adorable
Bill Cipher: MABEL NO
Will Cipher: ...........WHAT?!?!
BILL DID YOU FINALLY FIND LOVE?!?!
Bill Cipher: NOT THE TIME, I'LL TELL YOU LATER
Hades: (Will you’re not be helping....)
Satan: (he doesn't know)
(he's baby)
Stanford Pines: ............................(murderous aurora that can be felt through time and space)
Bill Cipher: I was afraid of this......
Mabel: Afraid of what? And why do I feel like I'm about to die?
Stanford Pines: MASON PINES YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY AND NEVER ALLOWED TO SEE THAT DEMON AGAIN!!
Dipper: Oh god my real name was used, and I swear I heard him scream that in real time...
Mabel: UNCLE FORD WHAT THE FUCK
Stanford Pines: (is shocked into silence that it’s just showing he is typing for a good long while)
Dipper: Mabel......? are you feeling alright? Not possessed or anything?
Mabel: I'M fine, but Grunkle Ford is being a homophobic asshole and it isn't ok!
Grunkle Stan: She just swore....twice......I think the real apocalypse is coming
Stanford Pines: I- (in the mystery shack there is very loud thump as Ford faints)
Mabel: GUYS I THINK I JUST KILLED HIM
NOW HE CAN'T GROUND YOU
Bill Cipher: This kid is scarier than we give her credit for
Grunkle Stan: You're ungrounded
Dipper: That’s not how this situation should have been dealt with...
Mabel: Well, it was dealt with
And you're ungrounded
So, it works
Dipper: I should probably go check on him...
Mabel: Nah
Dipper is now offline
Mabel Gleeful: This Mabel isn't as bad as I thought, but she's still a little bitch baby
Mabel: LANGUAGE
Mabel Gleeful: English
Dipper Gleeful: Spanish
Mabel Gleeful: No, that was in English
Don't confuse the idiot any more than she already is
Dipper Gleeful: She only asked for a language, never specified
Mabel Gleeful: Fair enough
Mabel: You guys are mean!
Mabel is now offline
Will Cipher: I-I have chores to do... I'll be back on later...
Mabel Gleeful: Yeah fake Mabel, run away like the little cry-baby you are
Will Cipher is now offline
Dipper Gleeful: I have some people to torture entertain. I should go attend to that.
Mabel Gleeful: I'll help, it's always so much fun
Dipper Gleeful is now offline
Grunkle Stan: You...you do realize I saw that right?
Mabel Gleeful: I would hope so
Mabel Gleeful is offline
Grunkle Stan: This might be the weirdest thing that's happened this week....
Grunkle Stan is now offline