Chapter 1
"Hey, Y/n!" Sirius cheerfully greeted, barging in through the door of the bedroom that Remus and I share.
"Have you seen my- What the fuck is on your face?" He asked sharply, eyebrows furrowing together in horror.
"I should ask you the same question, Black." Lily answered, glaring at him through the reflection of the mirror she was looking in.
"Handsome is what's all over my face. Though that still doesn't answer my question, Evans." Sirius spat out.
"Am I going to have to call James up here to pull you two apart? You know he doesn't like his two lovers fighting." I teased, laughing at them.
"Yeah, he wishes. I'm too good for him." Sirius said, rolling his eyes.
"Bitch please, I'm too good for you. Not the other way around." James replied, pinching Sirius's butt-cheek.
"Ow! You kinky bastard!" Sirius yelled out in pain.
Then, in one swift and graceful motion he turned around and smacked James on the back of his head.
"Stop it, Padfoot. You'll kill his one and only brain cell." A voice demanded.
A smile broke through my face the second I saw Remus walk in the room with Peter following right behind him.
"Hey, there you all are." Peter said, walking towards us.
"Yes, here we all are, in our house. How shocking." Sirius mumbled, pushing Lily out of the way so he could look into the mirror.
Lily rolled her eyes, reached to the back pocket of her tangerine coloured jeans and pulled out her wand.
"Tergeo." She whispered.
The cleaning charm effortlessly wiped the face mask off her face with one instantaneous motion.
"Wow Pads, what's with the attitude?" Peter asked, drawing his eyebrows together.
My eyes drifted across the room to where Remus was standing. At moments like these, I find myself wondering how I ever became so lucky. So lucky to have such wonderful, funny and loyal friends. So lucky to have such a kind, sweet and compassionate man like Remus in my life. Not to mention how fucking sexy he looks in that damn sweater.
I instantly felt my body heat up when he moved his body away from the doorframe that he was leaning on and slowly started making his way towards me. His soft smile turned into a playful grin and then, as if ignoring everyone else in the room, he placed his large hands down on our mattress and leaned forward, capturing my lips in a light kiss.
"Yeah, dude. What's with the all the sass?" James asked, looking at Sirius.
"He just saw his face in the mirror, that's all."
I couldn't help but laugh against Remus's lips. He slowly pulled away and let out a laugh as well.
"Children, please don't fight. I hate to see James stressed out over his two wives." Remus said, tapping on the outside of my thigh lightly. I got the signal and moved over to the left side of the bed, making room for him to sit next to me.
"We're not even married yet." Sirius said, pushing his raven coloured hair away from his pale face.
"Yet?!" Lily asked, sharply turning her head to look at James.
"I love you." He said, walking towards Lily.
All she did was roll her eyes but her rosy lips turned into a smile as James wrapped his arm around her waist.
"Hmm, nice face mask." Remus said, sitting down on the newly empty spot.
"Face what?" Sirius asked, looking at Remus.
"This, Pads. It's called a face mask." I said, pointing at the baby blue cream that was plastered all over my face.
"Yeah, I used to use it on my scars. Though it didn't really do anything." Remus said, bringing a hand up to caress the scars that decorated his sharp cheek bone.
"Well, we can share this one if you would like to try it out Moony. It works pretty well." I said, leaning my body towards his.
He smiled at my words and brought his left hand out to gently stroke and massage the back of my neck with his warm fingers. He then opened his mouth to speak but Sirius cut him off.
"So are we gonna try this face mask thing or not?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" James gasped out enthusiastically.
"Well, you do need a fresh look, Padfoot. Been looking kind of dull lately." Lily teased, winking at Sirius.
"Remus, hold me back." Sirius warned, giving Lily a sharp glare.
Remus let out a breathy laugh as he stood up.
"Relax. It will all be alright, oh handsome prince." Remus joked, whilst patting Sirius's shoulders.
"Aw, Pads don't worry. Your hair isn't even that frizzy today." Peter said, innocently looking up at Sirius.
"ISN'T THAT FRIZZY? I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS FRIZZY AT ALL!" Sirius yelled, running towards the mirror that was hanging on the wall.
"You know, when I said yes to moving in with you after Hogwarts, I didn't realize that I would have to deal with three other annoying boys as well." Lily said, wrapping an arm around her boyfriends shoulders.
"Really? Because your boyfriend is the leader of the annoying boys club." Remus said, earning a soft chuckle from Lily.
"Okay, you weirdos." I said, getting off the bed.
"Come here, Pete."
"Wait- why me first?" He asked, walking towards me reluctantly.
"Because you're the least annoying one."
"Excuse me?" Remus, Sirius and James asked all in unison.
"You heard her." Lily answered, smirking at me.
"It won't hurt at all Wormtail, just relax."
"O-okay." Peter said nervously, sitting down on the edge of my bed.
"I'll be back in a minute." Lily said before walking out of the door.
"This feels weird." Peter whined out before closing his eyes.
"It's okay, you'll get used to it." I said, lifting his head up gently so I could put the face mask on his cheek.
"Sounds like something James told Lily on their first night together."
"Oh burnnnn!" Sirius said, covering his mouth.
"Moony, Merlins Beard!" I grasped out.
"Sounds like something Y/n told Remus on their first night together." James mocked, copying Remus's previous insult.
"Jokes on you, she screamed it out." Remus replied, winking at James.
"Once you were so pure. Those were the good days." Peter mumbled, before standing up.
"Hey, this feels so good." He giggled out, poking the face mask that was on his cheek.
"Pure? Are you sure you're still talking about Remus?" Sirius asked, raising his eyebrow.
"Excuse me?" Remus asked, raising his eyebrow up whilst looking at Sirius.
"Excuse you, my ass. Don't you remember when we were in fourth year and you were swearing at the Slytherin team?" James asked, before sitting down to have his turn with the face mask.
"I'm sorry Professor, I know I shouldn't swear but their Seeker is completely on the fucking wrong!" He screamed out.
"In fact Professor, he's acting like a fucking bastard! No doubt he's chasing the Snitch since he's acting like a fucking snitch himself!"
"I remember that! I had to give him my stash of chocolate just to calm him down." I laughed out, looking down at James.
"McGonagall was not happy with Remus that day." Peter pointed out.
"Yet he still didn't get detention." Sirius mumbled.
"Bastard." Both James, Sirius and Peter said, turning to look at Remus.
"Okay! Here we go!" Lily said, walking into the room.
"Why they fuck are you turning us into a salad?" James asked, whilst staring at the large cucumber that was in his girlfriends hand.
"It's for your eyes, Prongs. It keeps you relaxed and cool."
"I am relaxed."
"But you're definitely not cool." Sirius chuckled, shaking his head at James.
"Alright, Prongs. All done." I said, lifting the brush off his face.
"Here, close your eyes." Lily said, making her way to her boyfriend.
"I don't know if I should really close my eyes when you're holding a knife, Lils."
"If I wanted to kill you, I would have done it years ago. Now close your eyes, love." She replied, smiling down at her boyfriend.
"Come here, Moony." I said, whilst patting my lap.
I moved to sit on my legs as Remus walked around our bed to where I was sitting. He let out a loud exhale of relaxation as he let his body rest onto our soft mattress, his head placed in the centre of my lap.
"This feels really nice, love." He whispered, smiling softly.
"I want a face mask too!" Sirius whined, hair falling over his frowning face.
"Alright, come here Princess." Lily joked, waving Sirius over.
"I'm a Punk Rock God. Not a Princess." Sirius mumbled, sitting down next to a completely blissed out James.
"Mmm, does anyone have some lemon?" James asked, voice muffled as if he was eating something.
"Are you eating your eye cucumbers?!" Lily asked, looking down at her boyfriend in horror.
"Yeah, nice and crunchy. Still cold too!"
"Merlins Beard, I really am dating an idiot." She said, while shaking her head in disappointment.
"I warned you." I said, reaching to the side to pick up a thin slice of cucumber that Lily cut up.
"I warned you as well." Remus said, opening his eyes to look at Lily.
"Hell, even I warned you." James said, smiling cheekily at his girlfriend.
"Hmm, that's true. Yet I still fell in love with you." She said, placing her hand on his chest, right above his heart.
I smiled at her action and decided to copy her by placing the palm of my hand over Remus's clothed chest.
"Well, duh. Come on, who can resist the Potter charms?" He asked, a cocky smirk appearing on his lips.
"Me." Sirius answered.
"Yeah, me. Peter said, raising his hand up.
"Me too." I said, going back to spreading the fresh and creamy substance over Remus's forehead.
"Same here." Remus replied, closing his eyes.
"Shut the fuck up, you pieces of shit."