Merge

Notes:

For those of you who liked the giant from ouat I wanna establish something. He's not being cut cause I don't like him, it's more just he has no place in a story carrying as many storyline as it does now
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A blur flew down the stalk at a super speed. It stopped and it was bart carrying the compass

" one plot device served up by the Bart delivery service." He said smiling as he tossed Emma and Regina the compass.

" He's a strange lad." Mulan mumbled in confusion

" Whatever we gotta get the ashes back now. Sooner we do sooner we can get the process of getting home started” stiles said annoyed

“ Well you can get home I’m still gone.” Bonnie said sadly

“ Bonn the other side is gone as is the pain in the ass of being an anchor for it. I think you are capable of coming back too.” Damon said

“ That’s an assumption.” Arthur said under his breath drawing Damon to glare at him

“ What do you know wetsuit?” Damon said

“ Not much. But magic seems to be tricky. How do you know that she won’t just blip the second you get home? How do you know you won’t? Maybe you two got sent here cause it’s the only way to keep you from going wherever all the other soul’s went?” Arthur said

“ You don’t know crap about the world we live in! We are getting back home. I need to get back to Elena and Bonnie needs to get back to… Wait are you still going out with Jeremy?”’damon asked

“ Yes!” Bonnie said annoyed

“ But why?” Damon asked

“ Cause I love him!” She defended

“ Um who’s Jeremy?” Emma asked

“ My boyfriend. “ Bonnie said

“ Who cheated on you with two ghost one of them being Vicki for gods sake.” Damon said

“ He didn’t cheat it was complicated!” Bonnie said

“ I get how you feel.” Clark chimed “ Same thing with me and Lana.”

“ Did Lana cheat on you with the ghost of a druggie who slept with a guy whose parents died and got him hooked on pills while constantly trying to convince him she was the victim?” Damon said

“ What!?” alison said

“ Gross!” Buffy went

“ Good lord!” Clark said “ No! Lana was nothing like that!”

“ I mean if I remember correctly Lana was dating that asshat Luthor wasn’t she?” Arthur said

“ Well yeah.” Clark said

“ And didn’t you say that he unleashed some great evil that you needed our help to stop?” Vic asked

“ I mean yeah but she’s not evil.” Clark said but then thought about it “ Except for the time she was a witch”

“ Witches are a pain in the ass.” Scott said

“ Hey!” Bonnie said

“ Not taking it back it sounds like you are the one good one I have met ever.” scott said

“ Taste in men aside.” Bart mumbles

“ Ok me and Jeremy are in love ok!? “ Bonnie declared

“ So in love he was dating his ghost ex?” Angel said

“ No it’s just.. I mean… “ Bonnie said

“ Why you even dating him anyway?” Bart asked “ I mean I get him dating you you’re gorgeous but I mean he sounds like a mess.” Bart said

“ Oh he is and he’s her beat friends younger brother.” Damon said

“ That’s not right.” stiles said

“ Hey back off! I’m sure it’s a deep loving relationship that was forged from years of attraction,” Mary Margaret said

Bonnie thought to herself “ Actually it just kinda randomly happened and-Why are we dating?” Bonnie said

“ Sounds like a last minute decision to avoid being left out of couples“ Arthur said “ Unlike Clark whose romance sounds like a childhood crush he thought was something else.” He said

Bonnie and Clark thought for a moment. They both realized they had spent a lot of time on romances that weren’t even good.

“ Oh god I pined for her for years.” Clark laments

“ He was my last call? Not Elena or Caroline? The guy who was flirting with skanky ghosts?” Bonnie regretted

“ Alright then. Now that we have relationship problems solved let’s go get the ashes.” Emma said

“ Well how are we supposed to find her?” Bonnie asked

“ Can't you magic sense her?” vic said

“ Not In a mystic forest where it's everywhere. Unless she's used magic recently and close by I can't track her.” Bonnie said

“ Well maybe we should have kept the pirate.” Clark said

“ good idea! Well go find him use him to track his bitch boss and we can go home.” Damon said.

ELSEWHERE

Cora waited for hook before night came. Once the sun set she magically found him in a pub. A pub that was very quickly destroyed.

“ You drunken oaf!” Cora said before slamming him around

“ its not my fault you dreadful bitch!” hook said annoyed

“ Well you are gonna go find them and get the damn compass.” Cora said

“ No need.” a voice chimed Cora turned and saw the group of heroes.

“ Well well if it isn't the interlopers. Hand over my compass or I-” Cora got blasted by Bonnie and sent flying and knocked unconscious by the tree. Hook ran at Damon and got decked by Clark.

“ Bart check for the ashes.” Clark ordered and Bart did so immediately finding the jar

“ done. God I'm having fun being useful.” Bart declared

“ What now?” Vic asked

“ we should find some way to hold these two.” Arthur stated

“ Right, where would we put them exactly? “ Emma asked

“Let's dump them in the pit Cora escaped from. That held her before.” Mary Margaret said

“ No. We need somewhere that can hold them till you all go home. “ Mulan stated

“ Well there has to be somewhere to put ‘em. I mean- should the jar be glowing like that?” Damon asked drawing focus to the jar of dust that was shining unnaturally till it exploded sending a magic wave over them and it dissolved quickly with the clearing left vacant