The Storybook of Hogwarts

Otaku Stare Down

Harry and Hermione were staring at Rias and Akeno.

Neither group were moving.

On the display table was the last rare limited edition 40 cm tall figurine of the retired Pro Hero All Might (Post Camino Incident Pose).

"With all due respect, Lady Rias, we'll be getting that All Might figurine," said Harry Granger, speaking in fluent Japanese.

"Fufufu, my sweet Harry-kun, I'm afraid you may be mistaken," says Rias, giving a flirty smile.

"Try not to flirt with my boyfriend, Rias," Harry's sister Hermione Granger (via adoption) warns, also speaking fluent Japanese.

"Oh? But aren't you two brother and sister? I didn't know you love the incest trope," Akeno teases the two Kuoh Academy high school first years.

The first person that even flinched would unleash a brawl of epic otakuness.

"Oh cool! They have the last one!"

And the boxed figurine was swiped away by a high schooler with messy green hair, green eyes, and four point freckle marks on his cheeks.

"Really, Izuku-kun? We came all the way out here for this?" a girl with a bobcut-styled brown hair, brown eyes, and cute blush marks on her cheeks questions her boyfriend.

"Oh, c'mon, Ochako-chan. I just had to get this," said the boy identified as Izuku. "I also found this for you. I remember you've been wanting this rare version of Space Hero: Thirteen."

Ochako squee'd and grabs the offered box-wrapped figurine.

"Okay, this is worth it, now," she declares with a happy smile.

The two first years of UA High head for the front of the store to pay for the items. Harry, Hermione, Rias, and Akeno stand there, mouths agape.

Yup. You wait too long, someone else will take it.

Dragonball Fusions
"Harry Ends Up Summoned"

The person blinked as the lights faded and the figure finds himself in a strange land.

"Uh... what?" he mutters, very confused.

"Your wish has been granted. Farewell."

The eternal dragon Shenron glows and vanishes, as seven orange orbs shoot off into different directions. The once darkened skies return to normal daylight.

The person that used the Dragon Balls stared.

"Uh," you say, unsure of what you had just accomplished. "Well, hello... what's your name?"

You stare at the young man before you. He looks to be about roughly eighteen or nineteen years old, with messy unruly black hair, emerald green eyes, and you notice a faded lightning bolt-shaped scar on the temple of the newcomer's forehead. He is dressed in simple brown pants, white sneakers, a black t-shirt and unzipped green hoodie. He also is wearing rounded glasses.

"My name's Harry Potter," says the newcomer. "Say, where am I?"

"In a different dimension where a massive tournament has gathered strong fighters from all across the multiverse," you inform Harry.

Your friend Pinich chuckled. "Yeah. We just didn't expect a fighter like you, to be honest. But then again, you were summoned so you have to be strong."

Harry didn't know what was happening, but he wished Hermione was here right now...

One For All: Full Cowling

Harry sighs as he walks up with his two team mates Izuku and Ochako. The later duo over the first semester of their first year at UA have been christened the nickname The Gravitational Duo. The reason for the nickname was their quirks were perfect for each other in a team situation. Izuku Midoriya's quirk was called Attraction and Repelling; he can attract things such an inanimate objects and even people with enough training, but can also repel them away. Ochako Uraraka's quirk was called Zero Gravity; by touching whatever she grabs using the five pink pads on her fingers and thumb that object in question becomes weightless and can easily be subjected to being pushed about like a feather. Combined together, Izuku and Ochako were quite a pairing.

Harry on the other hand was born quirkless, but he had met his (and Izuku's) idol All Might, and saving Izuku's best friend Katsuki Bakugo from a sludge villain, was able to remind All Might of what it truly meant to be heroic and thus (when alone after the incident) was selected to be his ninth successor for the quirk called One For All. But Izuku and Ochako discovered the secret, but thankfully both swore to keep it a secret. Harry was happy for that.

"So... how do you think we'll be graded on today's performance?" Harry asked his two friends.

"Well, considering that we don't mess up, we should do well. Besides, Harry-kun, this'll be your chance to finally display how much your training has paid off," said Izuku with a smile, grabbing his special goggles (made by Mei Hatsume) and pulling them up to cover his eyes, and readjusting his scarf.

"Izu's right, Harry-kun. This is your chance to shine and show off your new skills," said Ochako, smiling happily to the green-eyed teen.

Their opponents were Fumikage Tokoyami, Shoto Todoroki, and Katsuki Bakugo.

Harry, now falling under his hero name Emerald Heart, readied himself. Emerald Heart's hero outfit was a green and white-themed Evangelion-styled plug suit with padded armoring over the pectorals. A pink rounded gemstone sits in the sternum area surrounded by a silver metal ring. Gold-bordered chevrons act as shoulder pads, and are also displayed on his hips. Streamlined dark green gauntlets cover his forearms with fitting titanium tri-weaved black gloves protecting his hands. Similar streamlined gauntlets in the form of boot wear cover his lower legs and feet. White roundish ear guards cover the sides of his head, which a translucent pink visor shields the upper half of his face. A wide brown rectangular-size satchel is equipped to his back at the waist. His teammates Deku and Uravity also shared the same belt equipment.

As everyone, in their hero outfits, readied themselves, Emerald Heart started to tense up as red lines crawl all over his entire body before vanishing. Green static electricity crackle all around his body and he was under a highlighted iridescent glow.

This catches his three classmates facing them off by surprise.

Izuku and Ochako just smile softly to themselves.

"Ready? Begin the spar!" Cementoss shouted with a hand chop.

Emerald Heart shoots forward with amazing speed as Deku and Uravity rush after at their own speedy paces. Emerald Heart targeted Bakugo first with a hard blow to the solar plexus, launching him away. It only served to make Bakugo mad when he quickly recovered, albeit winded.

Emerald Heart smiles.

"So? How do you like it? My power up form called Full Cowling!" Emerald Heart announced, displaying an excited smile.

"Way to go, Emerald!" Uravity cheered.

"Yeah! You can do it, Emerald!" Deku also cheered his friend on, while he faced off against Tokoyami and Dark Shadow.

This sparring match was going to be fun...

Hello, My Name is Harry Potter

... And you may be wondering, what kind of crazy version have I've become, this time?

Well, it's not Deadpool.

That's been done to death across the multiverse... although I like the versions of Deadpool done by Izuku Midoriya from the Boku no Hero Academia universe.

Well... the person I am in this universe...

"Here's your pumpkin spiced latte. Twelve fifty, please."

Yeah... I'm just a normal magical-less teenage boy working at a coffee shop... without a girlfriend...

... What? You expected something fun or exciting or death-touchingly scary?

Sorry to disappoint, bro.

Another Vegas Incident

Harry sighs.

He was in a bed at a luxury hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, with Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger. All three of them are naked, sixteen years old, and each have a gold wedding ring worn.

"Okay... so we're all in agreement? We blame Sirius for this."

"Yeah," Hermione agreed.

"Sure. But Harry, I'm really going to love being your sexy wife with my sister-wife 'Mione," said Luna, smiling her usual aloof smile.

Harry sighed again.

Well... then again, he's got two girls in the same bed. That has to count for something, right?

"Want to watch our apparent sex tape?" asked Luna, summoning with her wand a video camera that has apparently been used to film them (it was pointing to the bed after all).

The other two teens blushed.

Is That My Knickers?

"Harry?"

"Yes, Hermione?"

Hermione stared at her fourteen ear old best friend Harry with a indifferent expression, twitching for her wand. "Are those my knickers you have in your hands?"

"Uh... if I say yes, will you not hurt me?"

"Depends on why you have them?"

"... They give me good luck?" he says questioningly.

Hermione's hand reached for her wand.

Earth Dimension HPG-9220

A portal opens up and out steps Rick and Morty.

"Rick, where are we?"

"One of the versions of the Harry Potter universe. In this one, Harry's been adopted by the Granger family yet Harry and Hermione still date each other in their teens," Rick answers.

"And where are we?" asked Rick's grandson.

"Hogwarts. Specifically Severus Snape's office." And Rick pretty much takes whatever he sees on the shelves.

"And why are we stealing magic potions?"

"Because idiots like magic potions and the things used to make 'em. Might as well Craigslist them back home," the scientist casually explains. "That and I'm bored out my fuckin' mind."

After a minute, the office is picked clean. Rick takes out his portal gun and opens a portal. He then shoves Morty through before entering. The portal vanished and a minute later the door opens and in steps Snape. He notices all of his potions and potion ingredient supply chests was gone.

A scream of incandescent rage is heard echoing throughout the entire castle.