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Something Final Fantasy Random
"Okay Harry, how about this: From now on, every time you go to bed, I slam a large book on your testicles."
Lightning stared hard at Harry, who developed a sweat at the threat to his manhood. To understand what this threat from Lightning was about: Harry Potter didn't feel like going on a fun and relaxing vacation someplace exotic outside Oerba Continent. He rather wants to hang around the house and watch TV and wrestling programs like the renamed Edge Championship Wrestling (formerly Midgar Championship Wrestling; the new name suspiciously sounds like ECW).
"I'll plan our vacation," he hastily shouted, already running out of the living room and to the house's computer room. Lightning held a smug smile and calmly walks outside to enjoy the outdoor air.
"She's scary," Noel told Hope.
"That's why I love her," Hope says with a bit of a love-induced sigh.
Noel simply stared at Hope like he was a crack head selling a beat-up machina car for 75 Gil at a local bar in Palumpolum.