Minister Squiggles
The Denpa Wizard of Japan's Echo Ridge
He pants as the white and gold-armored Jammer shatters into fragmented wave data, also automatically killing its two clones it created.
"That was tough," he muttered, before rushing over to a blue-armored warrior, his nine yellow and black-fused ponytails flowing behind him, "Megaman, you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, Zero," the blue hunter of the stars replies.
"That was one crazy virus outbreak..."
"Probably has something to do with that new criminal organization that took to arms after Dealer's destruction," Megaman pondered.
"Let's pulse out and check on our friends."
With a nod, both of them warp off and soon emerge through the Wave Station they used to Wave Change. Now no longer fused to their Wizards Geo and Harry rush over to Luna and the others. Geo's girlfriend, Sonia, was also out of Wave Change form, as was another friend of theirs, Bud.
"Hey, you two alright?" the shortest of their group, Zack, asks.
"Yeah, we're fine. Any damages to Echo Ridge?"
"Bud and I managed to limit the damages by the viruses that took form off the Wave Roads," Sonia replied to Harry's question.
"I deleted the White Jammer that was responsible for the attack while Megaman dealt with the Ghosts and viruses it summoned. Damn thing was tough."
"Any word from the Satella Police?" Geo spoke up.
"Nothing yet, but Ace is probably sure to call us."
"Well, what a way to end today, huh?" Harry half-joked.
"Hey Harry, you should head home and get rest," Zero, his Wizard (and a former AM-ian like Omega-Xis), said, appearing next to Harry. He looked humanoid in his appearance from the waist up. Of course, he was very similar to Omega, that their friends would often say they could be related. But the differences between them was Zero was sporting colors of red and orange, and had nine long ponytails of yellow sun-kissed hair pooling out from behind the back-finned red and silver helmet. He had no mouth unlike Omega, and only sported a pure white face mask and glowing pupiless yellow eyes. But while Omega was brash, cocky, and always raring for a fight against the forces of evil, Zero was more calm and knowledgeable, but he too shared a sense of pride and passion towards defending the good of those against any who would cause harm.
"Yeah... guess we should head off for the day, eh? What of you, Geo, Sonia?"
The two teens gained light red blushes. After all, they WERE going to go out on a date, until the virus outbreak occurred.
=0=0=
A flash of light streaks across the higher vastness of the sky... of course, the ones able to see this were the Sky Hertz that operated the still-functioning network of the Sky Waves. Today, for city to city travel, one took the Sky Waves to reach your destination via your country, however for international travel they depended now on the networks of the Cosmo Waves. It was here through a warp which shot him down next to a Sky Station Satellite, the red-armored hero known as Zero saw various ghost viruses terrorizing half of London.
His bodysuit was completely black. Located on the thighs was a white elongated triangle chevron border, and connected around his waist was a silver gray utility belt with three metal sticks hanging on the right hip. His red boots are thinned out going down whereas the top area was thicker and embedded with green rectangular gems which were knee guards. Around his shins is a gold anklet. His gloves where white around the hands while extending over the forearms are a pair of red bracers, gold bracelets adorning the wrists. Smaller rectangle green gems acted as his elbow guards. His torso was clad in a red Kevlar Assault-styled vest, where on the pectoral area of the armor were two green orb-like gems green in color. His helmet was red with white splitting along the center and it had a triangular blue crystal in the forehead. The red fins were slightly pointy at the ends. At the sides were triangular silver gray ear guards that pointed slightly downward covering the lower half of his jaw. A translucent green V-shaped visor covers the upper half of the face. Spilling out from the back were nine ponytails of hair, a fusion of black and yellow. He had red and white boxed shoulder gauntlets with a Z-shaped insignia imprinted on the left armor pad.
"I made it! Where's Megaman, Ace?"
"Megaman's across London dealing with the viruses assaulting Satella Police London via the Wave World. Your mission is to destroy the viruses attacking in the real world, Zero. Get to it!"
"Roger that, Ace!" Harry responds, cutting the transmission to the Satella Police HQ in Japan.
"Let's get hunting, Harry," Harry's wizard, Zero, speaks up.
"Yeah." He grabs the first stick, and deploys his trusted triangle blade, the Z-Saber, and leaps down the building, taking a Wave Road down. He soon lands onto the street of London, where Ghost viruses were terrorizing what looked like a family who all shared fiery red hair.
And leading the viruses was a red and purple-colored Jammer.
"Hey you, leave them alone!" Zero shouted.
The Jammer turned away from the family of red-heads, and cracked a terrifying laugh. "Well, well, well... if it isn't the Red Swordsman of Japan. Zero, you're just in time to die along with the worthless humans in this pathetic city. Once we bomb WAZA London, we'll target the other locations all around Earth!"
With a wave of his hand, he sends his army of viruses forward, but Zero had already been gathering energy into his blade, and with a wide sweep, he cleaves through half of the sent amass of viruses, deleting them swiftly. The other viruses that were known as Swordy viruses moved to evade and came with their own elemental swords, but Zero was quicker, and faster, as he cleaves through the rest with ease. The Jammer grins, and jumps into the air, only to come back down towards Zero, the right fist now encased with a Poison Knuckle. Zero brought his left arm up, and a spinning ring of green energy blocks the attack, but barely.
With a spinning kick, the Jammer sent Zero crashing into a nearby authentic circa 19XX phone booth, before charging with another fist attack. Zero dodged this attack easily, and slices across the Jammer's chest, spilling data from the deep cut. With a pained grunt, the Jammer stumbled back, allowing Zero to finish the Jammer off with a three-step sword slash, followed by an uppercut, followed by a jumping downward slash that cut the Jammer in a vertical half.
"You... will not stop the... Death Eaters..."
And the Jammer shatters into deleted data.
He heard terrified screams coming from ahead of him, as several humans were running. Growing larger was a giant Swordy virus, and it just cleaved a building down.
"Shit!"
"Star Break now, Harry!" Zero shouted to his Denpa Human.
Without warning, Zero sprinted towards the giant virus.
"Star Break: Dragon!" Zero shouts, as power explodes off him. As he jumps through the air, green energy spirals around him. Landing, he cleaves the Z-Saber through its right arm, deleting it. He spun around and leaps backward, clad in dragon-designed armor that gave off the impression of the former Sky Dragon Admin of Satellite Dragon. All reds turned to green, and the boxed shoulders were now rounded tops of a dragon's upper skull with gold cords dangling from the sides. Clamped over his shoulder blades were similar horn-shaped armor pieces clamped into the vest armor, which now had replaced the light bulbs on the pecs with a single, glowing crystal insignia of Sky Dragon. His helmet now took the motif of a dragon, with the visor now a translucent yellow. Yellow bladed hooks line the outer arms and legs, as green armor fitted over weak areas of his body. Mounted to his back, connected by the shoulder clamps hooked to the torso armor were a set of mechanical wing-shaped boosters. And all of his hair has now curled up into four ox horns, held together by crystal-made blue capsules.
"This is the second time we've ever had to deal with such a giant Godzilla-sized virus!"
He barely evades the shockwave it released from its demon-shaped eyes, but it was causing more damage with even a few simple swings of its remaining arm.
"Take it down and fast! Dragon Combo the piece of crap!"
Zero prepared himself, before launching himself at the Godzilla-sized virus.
Double Dragon Magic?
"So, explain to me how we got into this situation again?"
"You two took me from the Dursleys and now our enemies have somehow teamed up to control the world," replies Harry.
"Ah."
They were slowly being lowered to a large vat of boiling acid.
"Got a plan?"
"Yeah, but it involves three episodes of flashbacks and past action with explanations before we finally escape and kick ass."
"Okay."
Harry Potter Black Ops
The threat of Voldemort lurking in the shadows was a cause of concern for the Queen and the Prime Minister of England. However, with the Nazi-like power vacuum taking over the Ministry of Magic, her Majesty and the Prime Minister could no longer trust the British Wizarding World. Even if the Queen had used the powers of the Royal Crown (and the royal power her family had since the era of Merlin) to dismantle the British Ministry of Magic (which would declare the magical citizens as no-longer able to serve on their own and are now her royal subjects to control), she knew that they would not listen, and may even try to kill off her royal family's bloodline.
That was why, one night, deep within some unknown room within Buckingham Palace, the Queen, the Prime Minister, and the head of the British Military, were in a secret meeting with the Magical Secretary of the United States Department of Magic, the Department's Vice Secretary, and the 42nd President of the United States.
"This has become too large a threat to ignore," The Magical Secretary, William Davison, said, "over the past three months, there have been wizards and witches that wear the terrorist's Dark Mark trying to infiltrate our country, and any and all memos sent to the British Ministry has been ignored."
The Queen sets her cup of tea down. "You needn't worry about the Ministry, for I have authorized the Royal Crown's powers to dismantle their government. Still, even if they knew, they won't listen, believing they are more superior to us muggles. I would not be surprised if they try to discreetly assassinate my family, and create anarchy against my non-magical citizens."
She looks to Bill. "Mr. President, the reason I had called for this secret meeting is that I require help from the U.S. I am thinking of a Black Ops co-op with MI-6 here, and several soldiers from the U.S. Military that had served unranked missions, if you know my meaning."
Bill Clinton entwines his fingers, as he nodded. "I would like to help, Elizabeth, in any way I can. I have several hidden memos given to me, and I am also concerned about the near warring state and these factions attempting to usurp control over non-magicals."
Bill looks to William, who took a folder handed to him by his Vice Secretary, who was in fact his wife, Nicole Davison, and slid it across the table. The Queen picks up the folder, and takes out several papers, that, with intelligence gathered by the Magical U.S. Anti-Terrorism Department, detailed several magicals such as a woman named Delorus Umbridge, Tom Marvolo Riddle who was going by his anagram Lord Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy. It then named several other men and woman who were said to work for the evil terrorist Voldemort.
"We also have concerns about this aged wizard, Albus Dumbledore. He is a man considered too powerful in British Magical History."
"I know of this man," The Prime Minister spoke up, "he was said to be the one responsible for stopping a Dark Lord named Gellert Grindelwald, who supported Hitler during World War II from the background. He has too much power, titles, and some of his activities he does raises several red flags, including his obsession with a wizarding child by the name Harry Potter."
"Right now, I would like nothing more than to help quell the falling out invasion of the British Magicals against your Crown," Will said, "they have some of my agents "imprisoned" and I am being blocked by all routes of the ICW's British Supreme Mugwump. I would also wish to have this possible Black Op mission to also include extraction of my imprisoned wizarding agents."
Elizabeth looks at three new files that were handed to her and the Prime Minister.
=0=0=
Through last-known intelligence, the three agents have said to have vanished on an island that doesn't exist to the non-magical world. It was only three days, but in three days, a small group of British Commandos met with U.S. Army personnel. Both groups met at a recon site, where they took boats that would lead to this island. Five soldiers from both groups employed Squibs. As this happened more soldiers were being deployed with the use of Squibs and several Muggleborns employed from their country's military. Key points were being targetted: the entrance leading to Diagon Alley in London, Hogsmeade Village in Scotland, the Underground, where the location of the Ministry of Magic was said to be, and a military brigade of British and American entirely compromised of Squibs and Muggleborn, were targeting the wizarding train platform.
While Great Britain may ignore its problems, the rest of the Wizarding World believed Great Britain was not able to keep control of its own government due to the massive stain of corruption that threatens to explode into the non-magical world. It was time to take action. And it all starts with soldiers storming the key points once the signal was given. At the home of the Dursley Family, MI-6 Agents stormed the house, armed, and shepherding the family outside where they were placed under arrest. As this happened, two agents man-handled Harry Potter as he struggled to get away from the muggles armed with guns and tossed into an agency van parked behind the house in the alley, out of view of the neighbors, which sped away. The neighbors that saw this went to observe, and were simply told the Dursleys was acting with co-conspirators to commit terrorism within the Queen's country, and abusing their nephew as a slave.
The mission turned bloody when Aurors who were with the corrupt faction of the Ministry used lethal spells against the soldiers; all who fought against the invading muggle military were gunned down in brutal fashion, while others were disarmed roughly and taken prisoner. At Azkaban, soldiers fled the island with their rescued hostages just as explosives spell-packed by muggleborn American soldiers leveled the prison into complete ruin. Any prisoner that was still inside the now destroyed Azkaban were considered dead.
"Man... what took you so long?"
"Sorry Mason, but we're not the only ones here; we're storming the British wizarding areas, as well. The Queen declared their magic government no longer an acting body or some shit, and now they're considered as dangerous as the terrorists in the Middle East."
Alex Mason, one of the few humans in the world with the ability to see all things magical, nodded. When he was discovered, and kept prisoner, they decided to keep him under lock and key. He knew his paused response would be a cause for concern, and he knew they'd eventually bust him and his two partners out: Hudson was one of them, a muggle, and then a rookie soldier who had seen the end of the Cold War's when he and Hudson were part of the team that assault the Numbers Station outside Cuba, and he himself had killed Dragovich.
"I can't wait to get back home... I just wanna be the fuck alone in a hot tub," Hudson murmured. Mason heard this and gave a quiet amused scoff.
Let's just say that this "wizarding war" turned dead when soldiers with magicals from America stormed the terrorist organization, Death Eaters, and killed every single last one of them, even the children who were in cahoots with the Dark Lord Voldemort (since they were learning how to kill muggles with unforgivable, other nasty curses and lethal spells by their parents). Wizarding Britain was considered a dead community by ICW three weeks after the assault and Harry Potter... well...
Harry was told what had happened when the agents took him to see the Queen and the Muggle President of the U.S., and his magical equivalent. He was offered a chance for all of his wizarding money to be transferred to an account in the United States, and also offered a chance to migrate and live in America. He only took the chance if his best friend could come with him. Thus, this is how he spent the rest of his days; no longer worried about a war that was now considered dead, and with his girlfriend Hermione and her family, living in San Francisco.
When Dumbledore had finally recovered from his lonely trek chasing down the (fake) Horcrux of Slytherin's Locket that involved drinking all the poisoned water just to snatch it away (and had recovered in an unknown location in Scotland), he had learned Hogwarts was bombed by the British military. This is where he would be last seen alive as Alex Mason took the sniper shot that blew his brains all over the grassy grounds in front of the true ruins that was Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"Hn," Alex grunts before packing up his weapon and leaving to the extraction point; the ruins of Hogsmeade Village.
Orochimaru's True Identity
It was very strange. In a way, he had a feeling that time seemed to have moved a bit differently. The two realms that met through the old Uzushiogakure ruins in the Elemental Nations and Stonehenge in Scotland, United Kingdom, had collided, where one world moved at different paces. Where he was discovered and whisked away from the Dursley House, Harry Potter, recent survivor of the Dark Lord, vanished on the day after he was introduced to the wizarding world by Hagrid, and wouldn't return until the year he would legally turn sixteen. But in the Elemental Nations, where he was fifteen going on sixteen in his old home world, he was really in his mid fifties. And here he was once again. His long tongue slips from his lips as he licked along the blade that he regurgitated from his own throat. All around him were cloaked men and women wearing bone-white masks, dear, or dying painfully. With a swing, the poisoned blade flies and impales Greyback through the heart. The man chuckled in a sinister way. He was tall, with pasty-white skin, eyes the color of gold, long black hair, and purple markings above his eyes going down from the corner of them down the side of his nose. He was dressed in a light grayish tan tunic with white hakamas, and tied around the waist was purple rope made into a bow shape.
"It's been so long... and I have seen so much, and yet here in this world... I'm supposed to be some hormone-driven wizard savior for a group of hypocrites."
He calls the sword back and then like an expert sword eater, swallows his own weapon.
"The Elemental Nations would believe me dead... but at least here... I can flourish... and regroup my plans."
The Snake Sannin slithers up to one Death Eater, who was still struggling to survive the poison. He reaches down and removes the mask, revealing the pale-sweating face of a man with aristocratic looks and platinum blonde hair.
"Maybe I'll just humor these magicals. Magic has more contexts from the use of chakra..."
And here, the man, Lucius, felt dread fill his heart.
"And magic is more deadly to use than the use of chakras and jutsu."
"W-who are you, y-you de-demon," the dying man hissed.
"Me... many know me as the Snake Sannin, Orochimaru, in my world, but here... I'm supposed to be a fifteen year old wizard by the name of Harold James Potter."
Lucius' eyes widen in shock, as his heart jerked with a painful jolt.
"POTTER!"
"Allez vous faire enculer, Lucius Malfoy..."
Slice goes the kunai cleanly cross the man's main vein in his neck, spraying a mist of blood through the air. The life in the wizard's eyes slowly fades away.
"Ku ku ku..."
Another figure jumps down from behind.
"Orochimaru-sama!"
"Kabuto-kun... so glad you can join. I hope those magicals weren't much trouble."
The glasses-wearing ninja smiled with a sadistic look.
"No sir. If any, it's like fighting greenhorn Genin just released from a Ninja Academy."
Orochimaru smiles as he faced his most loyal subordinate. "Excellent... so, how does it feel being in a different world?"
"New pleasures to experience," was the silver-haired man's response.
Orochimaru smiled evilly. "Let's go, Kabuto. We're off to see the wizard."
A small laugh left Kabuto's lips as the two vanished in a Shunshin.
He may have been little when he was in this world, but his memory never faded. He remembered the building vividly as he and Kabuto emerge in a swirl of smoke in a dark alley behind The Leaky Cauldron.
"So, where are we, Orochimaru-sama?"
"This is where I was apparently born. This is known as London, in the country of England. And this is where as a young child before I was whisked away to your realm, Kabuto-kun, is where I had learned of my magical heritage."
He walks to the door, and opens it. It wasn't as busy as it would be, but there were still some bar patrons. In the corner, Orochimaru saw what appeared to be a family full of redheads with another small family.
When the teenaged kids noticed him looking at them, he gave an evil smile as he stormed off. He ignored the look he got from some others that weren't discreet in surrounding like protection detail with the redheaded family.
"Orochimaru-sama?"
"Patience, Kabuto-kun," he said with a heavy snake-like lisp, before he taps upon the bricks he saw Hagrid do in his childhood memory. The portal opens itself into Diagon Alley.
The silver-haired man noticed out the corner of his eye some of the wizards getting up that were with the redheads. One of them had a funky-looking electric-blue eye. A doujutsu, perhaps? He wouldn't know, although in thought he wouldn't mind dissecting the man's body to see what made him tick.
"We're being followed," he whispered as the two strange men walked down Diagon Alley. Orochimaru smiled, but said nothing.
=0=0=
"Hello Griphook, it's been so long since we last met," Orochimaru hissed.
The small goblin who he met as a young child looked up from inspecting what looked like valuable gemstones.
"Who are you? I never saw you before in my life, human."
He smiles sinisterly.
"Time changes when you were once a young boy by the name Harry Potter, in awe of a new world just beyond what he once conceived as myth, a fairy tale..."
His laugh brought an uneasy chill down the goblin's back.
"Especially when after your trek through Diagon Alley at age eleven, you are whisked away through a portal by a man who saves you from the abuse of your former relatives and enter another world through Stonehenge."
The goblin drops everything he had in hand.
"Kabuto, dear, please hand the creature the key I received from Hagrid," he said.
Kabuto smiled, as he pulls his sleeve up, and reveals a storage seal on his right upper arm. With a small poof of smoke, a decorative golden key on a long loop of leather string drops into the pale man's hand, and is handed to the goblin.
"And of course, I'm also willing to share a drop of my blood to prove my identity. I may have changed, but my blood never lies," he hisses sinisterly.
"Wait here," the goblin said, and storms into the back. Eventually he comes back with a parchment, "place a drop of blood. But I warn you, if you are lying, we'll have you killed."
A toothy smile is the goblin's reply from the Snake Sannin, as well as an amused laugh coming from the silver-haired human wearing the glasses.
"Like you can kill us, filthy creature..." Nonetheless, he bites into his thumb in a casual manner and swipes the blood in the marked square. The goblin had waited for the parchment to turn a shade of Killing Curse green, which would then sound off a shrill alarm that would daze the stranger giving them permission to kill the man and his friend, but instead it had sprawled into spider-like lines using the blood, writing out name, age, date of birth, wizarding heritages, and the like.
"Now, tell me everything that I am to know, and take me down to whatever is entitled to me, Griphook," Orochimaru said with a no-nonsense look on his face.
=0=0=
Just as the Order of the Phoenix arrived to Diagon Alley, there was an explosion within the bank. The Order members watched as a giant snake explodes through the front, sending the armed goblins crashing into the Apothecary Shop. The giant snake opens its mouth, and out stepped Orochimaru and Kabuto. They were now carrying three scrolls, which were packed to the brim with every last single bit of gold, jewelry, books, and all other knickknacks and goodies from his family's vault and his trust vault. The goblins didn't like how he simply sealed everything away, and attempted to lock him when he "sealed" the Potter Vault contents into a large scroll.
"Idiots," Orochimaru grunts, as the giant snake vanishes, allowing armed goblins to storm Orochimaru. And those outside panicking watches as the pale-faced man regurgitates a sword from his throat, and the poison-coated weapon easily makes ribbon work of the charging goblin army, all of them shouting thief. He dispatched the last one before Kabuto joined his master away from the doors.
"Katon: Zukoku (Fire Release: Head Mincing Pain)!"
A massive blast of hot fire bombards the charging mass of goblins. Screams of death haunted Diagon Alley as the building also caught aflame somehow, despite being made of marble. His sinister laugh echoed as the goblins were burned alive. With a backward flip and both men executing a fast movement of seals, several Earth Dragons explode from the ground, and fire hardened balls of mud and dirt. Like cannonballs, they smash holes through the marble building, destroying the bank.
"What about the other humans inside the non-human bank, Orochimaru?" Kabuto questioned with a curious look behind his dark eyes.
Orochimaru smirked. "And you would ask me that, why?"
"No reason... I was a bit interested on some of the children I saw in the bank..."
Orochimaru chuckled evilly.
"Stop right there Dark Wizard!"
"Hm, looks like we have company," the Snake Sannin says, he and Kabuto turning to face the Order, their wands drawn, "hm, what do we have here... a bunch of wimps who believe they can stop us?"
Orochimaru then released his killing intent. Kabuto watched with disdain, as the wand-waving people froze upon feeling his master's KI.
"They're pathetic, my lord, freezing upon a bit of killing intent."
"And I'm not even using my full KI, Kabuto-kun," he confesses with a devil's smile.
Kabuto sprinted before the man with the strange eye and with a glowing scalpel made of chakra, sliced the war-scarred face of the man, and cut out his swirling electric blue eye. The man collapsed as blood poured from his damaged eye socket, and Kabuto jumped back, holding Moody's magical eye.
"This is such a strange doujutsu, my lord."
He cuts his KI, and the two men jump onto the top of the broom shop. Lifting his old vault key for his family's vault, he flung it. The golden key shot through the air and struck the man with the red hair, right between the eyes. He was dead before his body hit the ground with a heavy thump. The only thing that looked out of place was the trail of blood that the key made upon impaling the poor wizard, and the leather string the key was attached to.
"Arthur!" several of them shouted in horrified shock, as the one with the missing eye sent out several magical spells at the two. With a flicker of his own wand, a dome of magic charged with his channeled chakra reflected the spells into a random direction.
"We're leaving Kabuto. Let's go and find that Black Ancestral Home. Ku ku ku..."
The two men vanish in a Shunshin, Orochimaru's laugh lingering with a demented, but fading, echo.
=0=0=
By the time the wards had collapsed, Aurors sent by Amelia Bones stormed the once former HQ of the Order of the Phoenix. But when Sirius rushed into his home's library, every single book in the large room was missing. In an undisclosed location, Orochimaru was making the use of an abandoned warehouse into a form of living. All the stolen books, some ancient parchment scrolls, and several medical tables, experiments, and what else Kabuto sealed away in the former lab before they left the Elemental Nations, now litter the empty warehouse in the country of Russia.
"I'll be right back, Kabuto-kun," Orochimaru said, before he brought his hands up into a seal, while holding his wand. With a brilliant blast of smoke, the adult turned into that of a six foot-tall teenager of eighteen or so, with messy black hair, deep green eyes that would pierce a weak man's soul and a smile so out of place on a teen's face.
He looked like an aristocratic-raised child, with a look that says "I am of upper class status; I am royalty; kneel before me." Kabuto found himself sporting a blush, which caused Orochimaru to chuckle in amusement. If anyone was there, that person would say Harry Potter had come back from the dead.
"I have some fools to destroy," Orochimaru tells Kabuto, eyes glittering with malice.
Minister Squiggles
"What the bloody hell is wrong with Ron?"
Harry looked to Ron who was giggling like a kid who first experienced the aftereffects of smoking blunt.
"He once got dropped on his head as a kid," Harry's girlfriend says, shrugging away her older brother's oddness.
"... Who the fuck is Minister Squiggles?"
"Minister Squiggles is a purple elephant with a top hat, cane, and monocle that drinks tea and enjoys crumpets."
Harry looked to Ron.
"Okay... he's not my friend no more. He scares me now."
"Yeah... once people find out about Minister Squiggles..." she sighed, "he loses more friends that way."
"Yeah... wanna have sex under the misteltoe?"
Ginny giggles and accepts Harry's hand as the two teens leave the room, leaving Ron to his imagination friends that do show-tune songs, and enjoy murdering Draco Malfoy.