Namikaze Harii and the Summons of the Alternate End
Harry Potter's Paper Mario
Harry always knew that his special ability was something completely out of the world. A unique but unknown ability discovered when he was running from Dudley's gang who once again were doing a Harry Hunt. Of course, the last time they got lucky and caught him, they did something far worse than just beat him up; they raped him (and this was when he was just seven years old). Of course, often he would use this ability to get him places when he learned how to properly pull himself into the very shadows. It took him longer when he learned that through the shadows, he could teleport to places. It was also Harry's only ticket to traversing between realms: the Realm of Earth and the Realm of the Mushroom Kingdom. So... at age fourteen, Harry Potter was missing in the Wizarding World and it caused quite a bit of chaos. Some even went to blaming Harry's innocent godfather Sirius for the kidnapping (take note that Sirius was claimed innocent with Peter now serving time in Azkaban, and the only person who cried kidnap was former Minister Fudge).
Too bad at this moment in time, Harry was once again wandering through Rougeport, bypassing the sailor Toads and the pirate-looking Bomb-ombs... as well as all other residents of the sea-side town. He was here looking for one person in particular. She wore a pith helmet with a searchlight strapped to it, had a flare of long blonde hair, the cutest blue eyes, and was once a cute pink Goomba before the potion incident which transformed her into a human. And it wasn't his fault he wasn't looking where he was going that day two years ago! Still... she did forgive him, and he felt an attraction to the once former Goomba. Even though she had already graduated from the University of Goom, still, she enjoyed helping out the Professor from time to time. She had gotten a nice enough place to stay just off the path from Rougeport on its western path.
"Yo Potter."
Harry looked to the source of the voice, and smiled. "Mikey."
Mikey, the green-garbed Bandit was sitting on the top of the roof to one of the Toad Shops.
"Looking for your hunny?"
"Oh shut up," he said, cheeks betraying his thoughts about the girl.
"Won't find her in Rougeport. She left earlier this morning, man," he told the young teen.
"Wha? Knowing how far she travels... well thanks for the word-up, Mikey."
"Hey, no prob."
Harry then turned the other direction and headed east. The professor may know something about it.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Okay so the rambling old Goomba didn't know where Goombella went off to, just that she had something important to do.
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Ping!
That would be the sound of a Spiky Goomba and his friends vanishing across the horizon.
Harry sighed, as the pole arms on his silver and purple staff shrunk into the double-end handle.
"Idiot gangs," Harry sighed.
Eventually, Harry reached his destination. It was a cozy small town in this part of the world. It was Goombella's home town. As he wanders through, bypassing the Goombas that went upon their lives, he stopped at a house. Three sharp raps across the door, and it soon opened. An old Goomba with white hair and wore glasses answered the door.
"Oh, hello dearie. You must be looking for my daughter."
"Uh, yeah. Is she here?"
"She was. She went on a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom."
"Oh... Huh, I see then."
"Yeah. I am sorry; however, since you know my dear Goombella, you can do something for me. When she left in a hurry, she had forgotten this. Her favorite pendant." The old Goomba mother went into the home, and soon came out carrying a pendant on the top of her head, which Harry claimed (Goombella's Pendant: This was a gift given to her by Harry back during their joint adventure with Mario.) and slip into his pocket.
"I'll deliver this to her."
"Thank you young man, and give her my love."
Harry smiled and left. He wandered the town until he found a dark alley between two close buildings. Making sure no one was around; he then channeled his shadows, and pulled himself into the withering mass of black, soon vanishing. First off, he had something to get back in his world to give to the girl he liked.
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Goombella was relaxing. She went to visit the Mushroom Kingdom, and met with Luigi. Mario however was gone, off on some other short adventure. At this moment she was minding her own business as she left the library in Toad Town, when she bumped into somebody.
"Hey Bella," Harry greeted the surprised teenager, before she squealed and hugged Harry.
"Harry!"
Harry smiled, pulling out a necklace. She beamed, recognizing the necklace she forgot to bring with her. Harry put it around her neck.
"It's so good to see you again..."
"Thanks," she said, "you got this from my home, right?"
"Looking for you, yes."
She blushed.
"Come... tell me what you have been up to lately."
She smiled as she began to tell Harry what she's been up to ever since the adventure against the X-Nauts and then the defeat of the Shadow Queen. Even as she talked and talked, neither did let go of the other's hand. If only, their grip was strong, fingers tenderly entwined with a loving gesture.
"So," she took a breather to collect her thoughts again, "what are you doing back?"
"Came to see you," he whispered, before claiming the girl's lips with his own. And as they kissed, the hidden gold bangle he had hidden up the sleeve gently slid off, and with their fingers laced together, it slid right onto hers.
She broke the kiss. "Harry?"
"Like it? I saw it, and I thought you'd like it. It's been charmed so that you can contact me whenever I'm not here. I have an identicle one on my other wrist."
She grins.
"I like it."
A beaming smile lights off his face.
"I'm glad, my sweet," he whispers lovingly.
Elsewhere...
"Hey bro! I just got mail from Parakarry!"
Luigi had walked back into the Mario Bros. home, only to find that his brother Mario wasn't in the house.
"Huh... I wonder where he gone to...?"
Namikaze Harii and the Summons of the Alternate End
Harii was minding his business, quietly listening to some pop music. It was here that Hogwarts would forever be changed, and somehow Harii would be considered "an evil wizard for talking to serpents." Of course, Harry was too absorbed to his favorite music artists, he never knew how utterly silent it got in the Great Hall during dinner until he felt a prod on the shoulder. Opening his eyes and immediately turning to Neville, he pulls his earphones out.
"What?"
"Harry... there's a-a l-large s-snake in front of you," Neville said, a bit scared of the serpent.
"Nani (what)?"
"About time you came to your ssssssssensssssesss," the snake said, in talking English.
"Oh... Kyoto," Harii said, the tone telling others that he was very familiar with the snake that appeared in a puff of gray smoke, "what are you doing here? Haven't you forgotten what we talked before the school year began?"
"Sssssssorry amigo, but it'ssss important. It hassssss to do with an emergency mission by the big-breasssted lady."
Harii snorts, hearing the nickname for the Godaime Hokage.
"What does the old hag want?"
"She needssss you to return to Konoha immediately. She requires you in an assistance mission to recapture the idiot Uchiha before he goessss to the pedophile in Otogakure."
Harry swore in Japanese, as he pulled out a tri-pronged kunai from... somewhere on his person and stabbed it deep into the table's surface.
"I'll be there in seconds, Kyoto."
The snake merely hissed as it explodes into a plume of gray smoke, signaling it has returned back to the summoning realm.
"Got something to do old man," he yells to Dumbledore. Before the man could say anything, Harii vanished in a flash of yellow light. When he came back a month later just after the "announcing of the Champions", he found out he had somehow been entered into some dangerous tournament and Dumbledore did nothing to stop it. So Harry told Tsunade after a Hiraishin short-trip back home. Dumbledore would spend the rest of the school year in the hospital because Tsunade merely flicked his forehead that sent him smashing through the wall behind him, through the room crashing into the Durmstrang and Beubaxtons School Heads, through that wall, out the back hallway of an "once lost hallway", out a shattered stained-glass window, and they wouldn't land until twenty feet from the school.
Harry still competed however, but simply used his ninja tricks to win them all. Of course the Third Task, Harry's warning senses went off, and lobbing a stone at the cup just as Cedric came up behind him, it and the rock vanished with the swirl of a Portkey Apparition. Voldemort's baby homunculi would boil to death and he would once again become a mere spectral, soon exorcized by several priests when found to re-haunt the old Gaunt house in Little Haggleton. The Wizarding World would be spared from the whole "rebirth of Voldemort" scenario, and Harry this time quits going back to Hogwarts.
End of story.