Other M invades Harry Potter
Me and my Darkness
I gaze at myself in the mirror.
My reflection smiles back with ember red eyes.
In turn, I smile as well with a glinting emerald glare.
When you attempt to manipulate a child with a jaded soul like mine, things tend to go out of control.
You manipulated me for the last time, old coot.
The next time you attempt to spy on me with my so-called friends, blood will fly...
Harry Potter and the Not Goblet of Fire
"Fuck you!"
"Mr. Potter!" McGonagall shouted, abolished by the use of excessive language.
"I never entered my damn name into that fucking cup, and I will not be forced to participate in the TRI-Wizard Tournament!"
"But it's magical binding. Nothing short of death will keep you from backing out. I'm sorry, but please head to the back, Mr. Potter," Dumbledore explained calmly.
"Nothing short of death... huh?" He grabbed the knife he used to cut into his roast beef during dinner before the whole selection, "Fine." He brought the blade up fast...
SLICE!
The sharpness of the knife ripped a wide cut in his throat and blood immediately began to pour out, and Harry convulsed, falling to the ground as more of his blood spilt all over the stone floor. The professors reacted immediately, as many of the younger children screamed. Hermione screamed the loudest, as she tried to keep the blood from flowing. It was absolute chaos that occurred, and only one man, Mad-eye Moody, saw the Goblet glow, before the "magical contract" which binds Harry to it shattered, freeing the dying boy from having to enter the tournament. She was ripped away, the blood staining her clothes and her hands as Madam Pomfrey immediately did her healing spells to lessen the blood flow, and carefully sew the cut back up. McGonagall was already rushing to get medicals from Saint Mungos to come straight to Hogwarts. By midnight, Harry was in a coma, barely clinging to life because of what he did. But in the end... his life expired on the night Lord Voldemort was reborn into the world. And because of a stubborn old man who wanted to mold his "weapon" for the "Greater Good", Voldemort managed to fuck the world over in less than three years before the Wizarding World died when UN Leaders decided the wizards and witches were an absolute threat to the fate of humanity. Let's just say it would be seven years before Voldemort was the last to die, right after the muggles brought the holocaust to the Wizarding World.
When Naruto Invades Harry Potter 1
/The Dobby Scenario/
This incident occurred during the summer of 1992.
"Harry Potter sir must not go back to Hogwarts," the House Elf whined in a rather pathetic way.
Harii swiftly plunged a kunai into its throat.
"Annoying little shit," Harii muttered, taking the kunai from the throat and summoning a Kagebunshin to take care of the corpse, while he simply mopped the blood up with an old shirt, and tossed it into the laundry hamper in the corner of the room, "explains why my mail is blocked..."
An hour later, he and Naruto stand and watch the apartment burn down. The burning of the apartment also frees Harii from the mail block. When asked by Sarutobi, the simply explanation that the magic that he's learning at Hogwarts is partly to blame. By the end of the week, Harii purchases the land, and the small base of land is transformed into a Koi pond complete with a donated Bonsai tree by Hiashi of all people.
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/Harii vs. Jiraiya/
This incident occurred during the summer of 1994.
"I don't get it! How can your books sell more than mine! It doesn't even have any pictures and art!" screamed the resident super pervert of Konoha, Jiraiya of the Sannin.
"You spy on various woman of various age to write your filth. Mine, while lacking descriptive art, instead gives my readers the power to imagine the scenarios as they read my descriptive writing. A romance with the right touches of sex, and no images to graphically detail the scene. The reader can merely tap into her imagination, and see within her mind's eye... everything."
Harii then smiled. "Besides, if I DO need to do research, I do it properly, in a non-perverted manner. That's why I have a couple girlfriends in Kumo, Ame, Umi, Iwa, Suna, Kane, and three lovely ladies here in Konoha." Which, he of course spreads his arms out, depicting the three ladies who stood behind him: Mikoto, Kurenai, and Anko.
"That, and I'm just that damn good-ttebayo." He laughs in the end, using Naruto-otouto's usual punctuation at the end of his sentence, "So, when are you going to explain how you used Hokage-sama in your fourth book release?"
A large collected aim of KI targeted a now sweating Jiraiya.
"JIRAIYA! YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!" yelled the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade of the Sannin.
Jiraiya decided to run to best preserve his manhood, while Tsunade was chasing him down the street, civilians and ninja alike all jumping out of the warpath.
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/Dumbledore: Meet Namikaze Harii/
This incident occurred before Harry was invited to Hogwarts for his first year, i.e. the summer of 1991.
"Shouldn't have walked in unannounced," Harii stated in defense.
The visitor, who came with the Sandaime, stood there with much of his beard burned off. The tips still showed signs of a fire jutsu having ignited the white hairs.
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/The Troll Incident/
This incident happened during Harry's First Year at Hogwarts.
"Thought you should know," Quirrel whined before fainting. Harry's mind was racing. Hermione wasn't there; she was in the girl's bathroom because of the idiot redhead. As the children began to scream, Harry took this chance to make a stealthy escape and vanish. No one didn't notice his disappearance because of Dumbledore sounding off a cannon with his wand to restore order amongst the student body.
As for Harry, he was racing down corridors, trying to find Hermione before a horrendous smell hit him. He gagged, and pulled out a thick cloth that Kakashi wore, and tied it around his lower face. It didn't help much, but it did block out that stench, though he felt like hurling. He saw a troll lumbering his way, and heard the soft sniffles of Hermione in the girl's restroom to his left. He walked right in after opening the door.
He wretched the door open after laying time-delay Exploding Tags, grabbed a startled Hermione Granger, and Shunshin away just as the door was smashed down... and the door, part of the floor, the wall and sinks, and the troll, was blown to smithereens. Elsewhere, Hermione fell onto her rear with an indignant yelp as Harry stood up to full height.
"If it's Weasley who made you upset, then don't worry; he'll get what's coming to him. No one hurts my friends and gets away with it."
The next day after the school was wondering about the latest rumors going around, Ron Weasley was found stripped naked, and trapped in a Plexiglas cage full of various different (non-poisonous) species of spiders in the Great Hall.
What Happens when Metroid: Other M invades Harry Potter
"You don't know what war is. You sit all safe and sound in your cozy warded homes, coddling your pathetic children," Harry said harshly, "while in my world I suffered through hell. By the time I killed Voldemort-" Harry rolled his eyes when the Order sans Dumbledore flinched or shivered at the name, "the year was 2027. Now, because of a freak wish, I've been pulled into a world that's even WORSE than mine, and a Wizarding World too pussy to even stand up and fight."
Harry may have been dragged into this world, younger than he was, by a freak wish concocted by magic, however... war and fighting has only made him hardened in defeating enemies. In other words... he's only calm and home when he's destroying evil for the good of humanity.
Plus, he was angry at his family in this world. They had gotten soft since having kids after his death in this world.
"If you're not fighting, then I will!"
"But you're just a child!" Molly shouted, not wanting to have any children fight in a war that looked to be unwinnable.
Harry glared more, before clenching his right fist and smacking it against his left pectoral. A rune shined brightly, as did a strange mark on his right hand. The glow intensified, before a brilliant flare of energy emanated from his person. The light had blinded everybody, however to Harry, he can see and feel the familiar metal suit form itself around him, bringing that sense of comfort to his war-battered soul.
And when the Order was able to see again, Harry stood there in a suit of aerodynamic green and blue armor, with a half crescent-shaped maroon visor. The shoulders were globular with the indentation of the lion head showing itself with a fierce roar. One look and you would say the armor looked... alien. The helmet's visor was translucent, and his eyes can just be seen if you looked more closely. And around his right forearm was a cylinder-shaped device, in the color of dark maroon. On the side of the cannon, was a rectangular panel that glowed a soft green color; the color of the Killing Curse. Inside the small space was the young man's (trapped in a teenager's body) wand...
"Then I'll do what I did in my world... and save you worthless people from a man who no one in the Wizarding World are too scared to stand up against."