When WWE and HP Merge Together
Potter and Greengrass - Bounty Hunters
"Harry, you dumb ass! We were supposed to capture Caligula, not run him over with a fucking tank!"
"But it was C.J.'s idea to flatten him like a pancake!" Harry retorted to his girlfriend. The black-haired beauty simply cuffed her loving boyfriend up the back of his head.
"So how do we explain where we got the army tank from?" Daphne asked Harry.
An hour later, the cops came, only to find the army tank empty, and no traces could be found. It was as if it appeared there by magic. The only thing wrong with this was that it was somehow involved with the murder of Caligula, who was found just a walking distance from the tank, like a bloody human smear against the pavement outside the dazzling city of Vegas. Elsewhere, Harry and Daphne enjoyed their successful mission with a night on the Vegas strip.
Flying Rats
Harry saw it, standing there on the top of the street lamp, sleeping apparently. He smiled. From his pocket, he drew out a magnum revolver-type pistol, took aim, and pulled the trigger.
POOMFH!
The pigeon exploded into a mass of gore, fluff, and feathers. Harry immediately ran off into the night before any of the cops could emerge. A dog came by and ate the gory remains of the bird.
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Harry blinked as one day, he was minding his own business when he saw three more flying rats, and there were people in the park. He took out a silencer...
POOMFH!
POOMFH!
POOMFH!
All three birds explode into blood and feathers, causing a bit of chaos as Harry acted innocent.
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POOMFH! Another flying rat explodes... Harry quickly ran off before Hermione could see what happened to her car window.
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It would be a week until he found his next few targets, and killed them. The day after he killed a bunch of flying rats with a rocket launcher...
POOMFH!
The flying rat exploded into gore, blood, and shower of feathers. Then he saw Ripper sleeping in that horrid woman's yard.
POOMFH!
The dog exploded into dog fur and blood... strange...
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Throughout the rest of the summer, there was a slow decline of the pigeon population around London, until another year at Hogwarts emerged where there was just only one flying rat left in all of Great Britain. And as Harry and his friends began to eat, a pigeon flew in through the owl window and took refuge on top of Dumbledore's head.
POOMFH!
Harry calmly put his gun away, as Dumbledore's mind slowly began to take in what just occurred... while the rest of Hogwarts just gawked at Harry.
"Hey Daphne! I told you I can kill off the pigeon population in Great Britain and I did! Now pay up!"
Over at Slytherin Table, Daphne swore, rather loudly. "Damn you Potter!" she got up, strode over to the Gryffindor Table, and soundly kissed Harry... and as Dumbledore finally realized the strange killing of birds can now be traced to Harry Potter, Harry was snogging Daphne's brains out.
When World Wrestling Entertainment and Harry Potter Merge Together
Harry was busy eating his bacon and sausage cheese omelet when a young red-haired woman came downstairs. She blinked as at the stove was a monster fo a man with purple skin, curved devil horns, and yellow pupilless eyes. He was completely naked, yet had... no... distinguishing features visible, wore a black belt, and had what looked like metal plating on the massive torso in slate gray forming what would be his muscles. Not to mention, he wore black fingerless leather gloves, and short black boots.
Lily Potter than turned to look at her son. "Harry, who is this?"
"Beast. He, Vampire, and Prototype are staying here until the main event tonight on Raw between John Cena and D-Generation X."
The Beast returned to tending to two large steaks and some eggs. From the fridge, a strange-looking man with spikes jutting from his bald head looked up, yellow eyes staring at Lily before he returned to drinking out of the milk container, while from the doorway leading to the dining room was a pale blue-skinned man wearing a very expensive suit, and wore a monocle on the right side of his face.
"Hey Harry, uh... your TV went out again," said Vampire.
"Went out or did you break it with the controller after getting beat by Shawn Michaels again?" Harry questioned.
He left without replying to the reflected question.
"Hey Trips, is he being a sore loser again?" Harry hollered out to the next room past the dining room.
"Yes he is!" Triple H hollers back.
"Son, I think your friends should leave the house..." Lily said, as James came into the kitchen along with Harry's twin sister, Jamie.
"Fine... hey Cena, mom's kicking us out of the house."
The papers were thrown down, and sitting next to Harry was John Cena. Harry finished breakfast as Cena looked at Harry, then at the surprised Potters. "We're being kicked out? Oh c'mon!"
"Yeah... go grab your things... I'll drive us down to where they'll hold Raw tonight."
Cena nodded, gulping down the rest of his coffee before going to tell Shawn and Hunter they were getting evicted out due to Harry's mother.
"Mom, what's going on?" asked a confused Jamie Potter.
"Yeah honey, what's going on?" James questioned his wife.
"I have no clue..."
Beast left the kitchen after devouring the large skillet of meat and eggs, and Prototype followed after his Anti-Degenerate. Harry was the last to leave, and thirty minutes later, a large custom-made truck pulls away from the house, managing to house all six WWE superstars and Harry Potter (who owned the truck).