The Storybook of Hogwarts

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The Storybook of Hogwarts
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You discover this book while in the Hogwarts Library when checking out other books related to your class assignments. You risk getting into trouble by sneaking this unique book you found out without Madam Pince finding out what you are doing. You succeed in returning to your Common Room with no one the wiser of the theft you committed. With the ominous warning that greets you on the first blank page upon opening the book, you eventually decide to turn the page.You are surprised at the contents which greet your eyes.Harry and Hermione on a lazy day.
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I do not own Harry Potter, the world of Harry Potter, or any and all official characters from the Harry Potter series itself. J.K Rowling, the woman behind the series, owns this genre, along with other companies and whatnot that help make this series enjoyable in the world. I also do not own ANY other characters from whatever manga, anime, video game, TV series, or movies that emerge in these various chapters. I also don't own anything else like Vocaloid references or music references. All I own is any of my usual Original Characters that may popup, and whatever else I create out of the figment of my imagination.This is something I would call a dump site for any shorts I do that may or may not have a plot (or if they do it's the size of a Snitch). Anything can exist in this little book of mine.(All Relationship tags listed are what is commonly encountered. However, there are other Relationships that are not publicly listed due to AO3's 75 Tag Limit. That also includes any other Characters as well as Fandoms.)
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How I Became Kagamine Len

What Every Teenaged Witch Loves the Most

You see... it became apparent, despite some people's objections to it, that every teen witch liked one thin and one thing only... yaoi. Or, in this case, Harry Potter of Gryffindor, and Draco Malfoy of Slytherin... though, one tends to get tired when girls scream yaoi in unison whenever Harry and Draco get the chance to snog openly in public and in view of the Hogwarts students no less. Then again, it's also strange to see girls who have yet to crack into adolescence scream yaoi (or in the matter of all things strange, KNOW what it means). And they say that guys are perverts...


Agent Potter

"Got him boss!" Harry yells, as he rushed over after the man failed to get back up after getting run down by a passing car when trying to sprint from the alley. Harry pinned him back down, ignorant of the man's broken leg, and proceeded to cuff him none too gently.

"You're under arrest you piece of shit," Harry told the pedophile.

"I'm gunna sue ya fucker for hitting me with that car!" The deranged child molester screamed, as he was hoisted of the ground by the unruly dark-haired, green-eyed NCIS Agent.

"You ran into the busy intersection, jackass," Harry replied, "Tony, come help me here," he yelled to the man, who walked over as a van pulled up. The intersection was now under a bit of a lock to asses any damages, and to make sure bystanders were not hurt during this minor scuffle.

Once the man was place din the van and taken away to prison, Gibbs walked up to Harry, and promptly smacked him up the back of his head. "Harry, never pull off that stunt again, understand?"

"Yes sir," Harry said.

"And good work capturing that man," Gibbs tells Harry.

"How did you survive that ten foot drop to the alley, anyway?" Tony asked Harry.

Harry just smirked. "Magic."


How I Became Kagamine Len

There was a girl in Japan who was in the hospital. She was going to die, unless she was used in a process that the company of Crypton called Vocalization. However, there was no one who she synced with... until he found me. Here I was, also dying because the painful neglect brought upon me by the people who never wanted me at all. I was found in the alley of London, surrounded by trash, when he picked me up, and took me to Japan. We both met, and then we were reborn once again. I never even knew my own name, because my former relatives would call me freak or boy, so they gave me a new name. They called me Len. They gave her the name Rin. Our surname is Kagamine, based on us now being mirror reflections of one another.

Because of the Vocalization Process, I no longer had green eyes, or dark hair. Rin no longer had brown hair or blue eyes. We both now share blonde hair, and our eyes were a shade between my green and her blue. Rin wore a headband and a white bow, and I now have a bit of my hair pulled into a short ponytail behind me. In truth, we became related after that day, and yet... Rin became not only my closest sister, but also my girlfriend. Just feel a little strange, because somehow, MASTER found me in the past, and I live here now, in the distant future, as a Vocaloid. Maybe MASTER is magical... then again, I may never know. Both Rin and I love MASTER for bringing us together... for giving us a chance to live again.

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