An Interesting Jelly Bean Flavor
The Day List of Severus Snape
1) Wake up.
2) Prepare My Potions.
3) Strengthen my mind so the bloody codger Dumbleass doesn't mind-rape me.
4) Coddle the Slytherins.
5) Prepare my emergency Batch of Potions incase of Potions Mishaps.
6) Piss off the Potter boy.
7) Deduct large amount of points from all houses but Slytherin.
8) Reward large amount of points to Slytherin and only a point to Gryffindor.
9) Make sure Lord Moldy-shorts doesn't mind-rape me.
10) Find a way to kill Dumbleass for forcing me to become his spy for Lord Moldy-shorts.
11) Have Moly-shorts and Dumbleass kill each other and free me from this double life.
12) Find a good wife and get away from these dunderheads I have to call Hogwarts students.
So, whatever happened to this list? Well, it's locked away in his vault at Gringgots, left untouched. One might find it interesting that this was made a year before Harry Potter started his magical education at Hogwarts.
An Interesting Jelly Bean Flavor
Sekai went and gathered information from nervous people, who were said to be first years at a magic school. Magic of course was all smoke and mirrors, but being kind he didn't say anything. He was able to get some more in-depth information from older students, and when questioned he lied that he was just detected and was missed somehow, and that he would be starting as a fifth year. As he would soon find out, it's the same as the famous Golden Trio. Sliding into another compartment which would be the final three, he looked around, seeing it was devoid of children. Smiling, he went to sit at a random seat before looking out the window, as the train went along its way past the forest grounds of England to its small farmlands.
Just as he was about to close his eyes, the doors slid open and his gaze transfixed on some people that had walked in. First was a young teenager with black unruly hair, emerald green eyes, and glasses. The second was also a male teen with flaming red hair, and some freckles on his face. He appeared to be a bit shorter than the first young lad, but he didn't notice much. The next two were both girls. The third was a mousy brunette that seemed to radiate knowledge; the fourth was a smaller girl who had the same freckles as the boy and long red hair. He assumed they were siblings. The final two were identical twins, again, same freckles and hair color and both beamed bright smiled, although with a mischievous grin hidden behind the smiles. Again, he assumed they're siblings.
His gaze immediately went back to the window, where he then closed his eyes. The group noticed the other person sitting there, curled up and gazing out the window. "Hello," the mousy haired girl greeted. Sekai feigned snapping awake and fully sat up to look at the small group that stood surrounding him.
"May we sit here?"
"Sure, I wouldn't mind."
She smiled, as everyone found seats.
"I'm Hermione Granger. These are my friends Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, and Harry Potter."
"Hm, nice to meet you all," Sekai greeted back. He noticed that the boy named Harry Potter was going to flinch, as if expecting him to say something. He calmed down when he realized he wasn't recognized immediately, "I'm Sekai Ishtar. I'm... a foreign wizard from Egypt, which explain my tanned skin and gold jewelry."
"Oh, but you seem too old for a first year," Fred said.
"Yes much too old," George said.
"Well... I apparently haven't been heard of because your school missed my name. In truth, I was traveling the world since the age of eleven. Due to my... age, they explained I would begin my first year as a fifth." They accepted that explanation, and right away he was given more information about the school, which was called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
After a few more minutes the doors slid open and in stepped a teen with bleach blond hair, and two large looking teen thugs.
"Well, the usual group Potty-boy?" The bleach boy taunted. Then his gaze fixated on Sekai, "And who is this mudblood?"
"Hey, leave him alone Malfoy!" Ron cursed.
Then, Sekai surprised both groups as he stood up form his seat, and calmly walked up towards Malfoy. He glared into his eyes, and Malfoy tried to match his glare, but couldn't. "Get out of my face mudblood!"
Then he screamed in agony as Sekai grabbed his wrist and twisted it, close to breaking point. He shoves him back, and the two thugs seeing their Slytherin Prince assaulted and in pain, attacked. Harry and the others were about to jinx the two but Sekai backflipped twice before landing a roundhouse kick to Goyle's head and he struck the floor like a ton of bricks. Sekai launched his leg into a high kick into the other teen's face before slamming it back down into Crabbe's shoulder before ducking and slamming an uppercut, which had him landing on top of Malfoy.
Malfoy growled, hurt but he save his dignity of being beaten by a mudblood by yelling at his two goons to run back to the Slytherin compartment. The got up, hurt, but ran with their leader. Sekai walked over to the compartment and slammed it shut. With a soft grunt, he collapsed into the chair nearest the door, and closed his eyes.
"That was bloody wicked!" Ron yelled, amazed. That made a smile tug on Sekai's lips. Ron ran up and sat down behind Sekai, "Where'd you learn to do that?"
"It's nothing really... one of the joys when you travel the world; you get to learn the different cultures that exist on Earth, and different mannerisms of self-defense and offense."
Sekai smirked, as Fred and George, with Hermione, Harry, and Ginny went to sit closer to their new friend.
"Usually we either had to threaten them with hexes or jinxes, or hope they would shut up and leave."
"Although it was interesting seeing you stand up to them, physical muggle fighting is not allowed at Hogwarts."
"Says the girl who clocked Malfoy in year three," Fred and George sang, which earned the twins a glare from the girl before she buried herself in her books.
Soon, the trolley cart came, and Sekai frowned. He didn't have any "wizard money" and lie saying that he only had the necessary amount to buy his supplies, and that was it. They were happy to buy some stuff for him to try, such as the chocolate frogs, and Every Flavored Jelly Beans.
"Here, try one. You'll never know what you get," Fred said.
"It's every flavor, so be forewarned," George spoke.
He popped the oddly fleshy peach colored jelly bean into his mouth, before he made a face that caught the group's attention.
"You said EVERY FLAVOR, right?"
"Yup," the twins nodded, "What did you get?"
"... No offense Hermione and Ginny and I apologize in advance... I got... uhh... let's just say what we males have the females don't have." The girls' faces went red, while Sekai semi savored it before swallowing it. Fred and George were on the verge of giggles, and Ron, well, he was just rude and howling in laughter. Harry had a shocked blanched look on his face, understanding what flavor their new friend just tasted.
"Oh my... you mean you just had a..." He never finished his sentence as his blushing sister bashed him over the head, and Hermione did the same, both girls telling him to stop laughing. Yup, Sekai Ishtal, last of the Ishtal clan, just tasted a flavored jelly bean of a female.
"What kind of senile mind would have every flavor, including male and female genitals? My Ra... That is just... insane!"
"I know... when I tried one, the headmaster once said he tasted earwax flavored."
"Earwax, now that's crazy... ugh, I just thought of something gross... human feces... I don't think I'll trust brown colored jelly beans ever again."
"Now that I heard that one mate, neither will I," Ron said, having gotten over his giggling fit.