The One where Logan ruined dinner

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The One where Logan ruined dinner

During one of the behind the scenes interviews, one of the questions was everyone had recently ruined a meal in their house, making their significant other throw the food to the floor.

James appeared on the screen first, standing with Nado and Kuny, “Honestly I’d say it was me, but I haven’t made Lily throw anything on the floor. Recently. Cap maybe?” He answered, running a hand through already messy hair.

“Talker maybe?” Jackson continued, “Seems like something he’d do, yeah?”

Kuny leaned on the wall next to the other boys, shaking his head, “Talker good in kitchen. Tremz …not so much.”

The screen transitioned to Sirius and Remus, sitting in the locker room. Sirius shook his head, laughing, “Pots said me? Of course he did.. Nah, I don’t mess with Re when he’s in the kitchen. I like being able to eat.”

Remus smiled, leaning back in his stall, “You see…I’ve got inside information so I know exactly who it is.” His eyes flickering to the other end of the locker room.

Finn was already laughing when the camera moved over to them, “Oh my god, Leo was so pissed.” He managed to wheeze out. Logan’s face was already bright red as he hid his face in his hands, “I apologized. So many times.”

The camera panned up to Leo, who was shaking his head, “Yes, it was Logan. My boyfriend is an idiot.” He explained simply with a shrug.

Wiping the tears from his eyes, Finn began explaining, “So when Logan is tired or just waking up, he just wants to be carried. Constantly. Sometimes he’ll just yell out one of our names and we have two seconds to prepare before we have to catch him.”

Leo grimaced, “That’s what he did to me. He yelled out ‘Leo!’ and my first fucking reaction was to drop what I was holding, which just happened to be our dinner.”

This just set off a round of laughter throughout the locker room, Finn practically gasping for breath.

“God I wish I could’ve recorded it. The way Logan’s face dropped as the pot clattered to the floor, food everywhere.” Finn laughed before he was shoved to the floor by Logan.

Logan pouted, looking at Leo, “I didn’t mean to.”

Letting out an exasperated but fond sigh, Leo patted Logan’s shoulder, “I know, babe. Maybe now you’ll stay out of the kitchen.”

Finn and Logan both looked at each other before shaking their heads, “Nah. Probably not.”