Chapter 18
Swiper had to prepare. It had to be the perfect murder. I need to find Duo! Swiper thought. Duo was a highly trained assassin who would know exactly how to kill someone, well. Swiper set off, and headed to Moldy Voldy and Dumbledaddy’s room. He heard some moaning, but that was from Dumbledaddy and Moldy Voldy. They had foot fungus fetishes and toe kinks. There was some croaking coming from the next room, so Swiper slipped into the room.
“Hello?” He called. Swiper had caught Duo and Conjug in the act. Conjug was taking off Duo’s shirt, and Duo was slipping Conjug’s pants off. They froze.
“What do you need, Swiper?” Duo panted.
“I need advice on the perfect kill. Boots needs to die.” Swiper said shamelessly.
“Oh,” Duo started, pulling his pants back up, and throwing a shirt on. “Well, do you love blood?” He asked.
“Yes!!! It’s my new favorite thing ever!” Swiper said
“Well, me too. Walk with me.” Duo said, coming over to Swiper and linking his wing through Swiper’s paw.
“I recently had my first kill in a long time. It was amazing, the taste of the blood, the euphoria of a stab. It was… indescribable.” Duo told Swiper.
“But…. You just described it!” Swiper said.
“Shut up.” Duo said. “Anyway, I killed right after doing it, so we were still pretty high on love. I took her outside and stabbed her. You have to make whoever you are killing trust you, and then turn on them. Get what I’m saying?”
“Yes, I think so. Thanks for the advice Duo. Go get back to whatever you were doing with Conjug.” Swiper said.
“Thanks!” Duo called as he sprinted down the hall, ripping his shirt off.
Swiper went back to Boots.
“Hey.” Swiper called.
Boots chattered, “ehehehe hehehehehehehe.” Swiper approached him. He softly put his lips on Boots, and pushed him towards the bed in the room. Boots melted in his embrace, and Swiper slowly edged Boots’ shirt off, to reveal ripped abs Swiper didn’t know he had. Swiper ripped his eye mask off, and ran his lips down Boots’ chest, Boots shivering at the touch. He roughly pushed Swiper on the bed and tore his shirt down the middle….
Swiper woke up, and saw Boots lying contently next to him. He felt so bad, but a voice in the back of his brain told him he needed to do this. Swiper didn’t see why, he performed so well just a couple hours earlier. Swiper crept out of bed, and grabbed a wooden dagger from the bathroom. He went back to the bed, and lay down, preparing himself for what was about to happen. He gently shook Boots awake, kissing him gently. Boots wrapped his arms around Swiper and kissed him back roughly. Swiper clambered on top, and sank the dagger into Boots’ chest. Blood spurted out, and covered Swiper’s face. He breathed in the scent. It was perfect. He pulled the dagger down, exposing Boots’ guts, and even more blood. Swiper licked the blood off the dagger, and felt a small tug in his stomach as well. He looked down, and saw a wooden dagger in his heart. He gasped, choking on his own blood, as well as Boots’. This was euphoric, a double kill. Swiper grasped Boots’ heart, and pulled it out roughly. He bit into it, savoring the sweet, salty flesh of Boots’ small heart. Swiper took his last breath, falling over, on top of Boots.
“Excellent.” Knee-Klaus said. “Really, this is awesome.” He had just walked into the room, and saw the bed full of blood and both Boots and Swiper dead in the middle. Swiper and Boots woke up. They saw their bodies lying there, and Knee-Klaus in front…
Sex by the fire all night