Chapter Four
Meanwhile…. Voldy strutted down to the dinner table. He had his #1 lord apron on. He held a tray of fresh muffins. Swiper swiped one and felt the chocolate chips melting in his mouth. It tasted just like his great aunts ‘muffins con chispas de chocolate.’
“What is the special occasion,” asked marlin.
Voldy sat down and placed his moldy feet on the table. You could see his pale face turn a bright red.
“I am pregnant,” he mumbled.
Everyone looked in shock and Swiper dropped his muffin. No one said anything for a very long time.
“But who,” asked marlin.
“Dory,” responded Voldy.
Marlin smashed his plate into two pieces and threw it at Voldy in anger.
Annoyed, but clearly not surprised, Voldy Moldy pulled a shard of it out of a shallow, bloody wound that now dominated his forehead.
“I will not apologize,” stated Voldy Moldy with a sense of finality.
Merlin flapped his fins in anger, “SHE IS MY FIANCE!”
Voldy simply looked at Merlin and then back down at his muffins.
“How is this even possible,” asked Dory.
Swiper silently mourned the loss of his muffin
Voldy looked away, “Magic…”
“Just keep swimming, just keep swimming,” sung dory.
The castle got deadly quiet, so quiet that you could hear Remy singing in the shower.