Reid and Snape oneshots

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Series of oneshots staring Spencer Reid of the BAU and Severus Snape of Spinner's End!Enjoy!!(I take requests!)
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SHIELD M Division

"Students! Today we have been given access to a very important agency known as SHIELD...in 1979. Now you must all be on your best behaviour."

The gathered students stood before their teacher whispering to each other in fascination. They all had a backpack or duffle bag in their hands with extra clothes and toiletries inside.

The screen behind them, baring an eagle, exploded into a blue light and a figure walked out. Onyx eyes, raven hair and a skintight black jumpsuit with two guns resting on his hips and another two in his shoulder holster. The figure before them was Severus Snape, tapping on a tablet.

"Professor?!" The students and teacher all exclaimed.

"Excuse me?" Severus raised an eyebrow at the group, looking up at them with faint amusement.

"Uh... Nothing." The group muttered under his stare.

"Very well then. Follow me." Severus nodded slightly before spinning on his heel and walking through the blue light. The group watched with wide eyes and a few seconds went by before Severus' head came through the light once more. "Well? What is taking you dunderheads so long?!"

The group ran into the light and came into a large conference room. Severus stood by the door and motioned for them to follow him once more.

"RUS!" Three voices yelled as the group walked in. The group jumped and the three voices glanced at them.

"Reg. Gid. Fab." Severus said before turning around to introduce the group.

"Harry. Harry." Ron hissed.

"What, Ron?" Harry whispered in reply.

"That's my uncles Fabian and Gideon." Ron explained, pointing at the two identical ginger-haired males, whose arms were wrapped around Severus' waist.

"Dunderheads! Welcome to SHIELD's M Division! I am the division head and these are the only other members of the division."

"Um...Sir?" A hand was raised high, waving. "I've never heard of SHIELD."

"Of course you haven't, silly girl. We are a spy agency and the M divison of SHIELD is also the M division of MI6." Severus smiled sarcastically.

"I see the unruly hair of a Potter, the platinum blond hair and ego of a Malfoy. Oh! Red hair and hand-me-down robes. Must be a Weasley." The other raven stated as he glanced over the group.

"REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK!" Severus scolded, glaring at Regulus.

"I...I didn't mean it like that! It's something my nephew will say in the future!"

"And how do you know that?"

"You know how... It was a vision." 

"Ah. Right."

"Anyway -"

"SEVIEEEEE!" The twins whined, hugging Severus from the back.

"What now?" Severus asked, jaw clenched.

"We wanna kiss." They pouted as the students looked at them in shock. Ron in particular looked as if his life was a lie and turned green at the thought of greasy git Snape kissing his uncles.

"No." Snape deadpanned before speaking to the students once again. "Within the division, we... all have different specialties. Dueling, Potions, Medimagic and Spellcasting are mine. Regulus... stop it... has Dark Arts, Arthimancy, Ancient Runes and Divination. Fabian and Gideon... bastards... both have History of Magic, Care of Magical Creatures and Flying. Fabian also has Transfiguration ... stop...whereas Gideon has Herbology." Severus explained, stopping in the middle of his sentences because of his partners kissing up his neck and jawline.

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