Light Yagami/Harry Potter
Light thought back to Sayu. She was 13 months old when she started trying to walk. At 15 months, she knew 'yes' and 'no' and could point at things. At 18 months, she started getting into everything.
Sayu was a normal baby. Light didn't know how old he was but surely a 5 word vocabulary was good enough. As for walking... he could act as if he was in the middle of learning. How much were babies supposed to babble at each age? Light didn't bother keeping that statistic.
So Light raised his arms towards the woman and blinked up at her.
He opened his mouth to speak. She let out a sob and buried her head in the taller man's chest. The man glared at Light as if he had done some wrong. Light lowered his arms slowly.
Well then. That was that. Whatever it was.
Ordinary humans were so annoying. Light missed Ryuk. And L. And the task force.