make sure to kiss your knuckles before you toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart.

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Minerva McGonagall/Tom Riddle

Betrayal Revenge Drama Mpreg Music Hurt No Comfort Enemies to Lovers Gay Alternate Universe Rivals to Lovers Soulmates Art slowburn Gay ASF Wholesome Cocaine Rockstar AU writer’s block Radiohead Harry Potter - Freeform Drarry Famous Smexy times imposter syndrome Seamus Finnigan - Freeform Twink they are adults Non-Magical unhinged will they kiss? maybe ron is a twink ew draco plays bass NOT AMONG US but very sus Sus - Freeform luna is a lesbian vibes homosexual supporting cast drinking black nail polish harry is a cokehead is draco a doctor? theres only one bed (derogatory) coke lesbian core farmhouse decor are the british here the british are coming seamus is a bimbo mort is a war criminal voldemort is a regular criminal ronald weedsley the band mamager is an alegory for mgonalge how do you spell mconagel no i havent read the books like 25 coconut addiction transphobe gets murked joanne finally kicks it oh my god they were bandmates Harry is a bad bitch Emotionally unstable they used WHAT as a dildo sorry for the random éÉs french keyboard unfourtunate farmhouse decor brandy in tha wineglass dark red lipstick making rehab sexy hes ok dont worry draco is a doctor draco cut fentanyl into the coke neloxone post modern draco is a soft boi dada movement art Kafkaesque Absurdism albert camus is gay fairycore post irony ironic healies my friends made me write this loosely based on bojack horeman rip sarah lynn bojacks house is the party house imagine it like that made editors cry writers cock groupies have feelings too rich ppl drugs no plotholes Plot Development ron gets in touch with the spirit world insert anyband one direction if you want it to blond character bad black hair characyer good the irony in it all this will make you question god fashion is gay bts meal sex in macdonalds drivwthrouh maam this is a wendys bernie sanders approved leftist propaganda leftist theory if u read into it enough the perils of fame no main female characters in a feminist way harry is a bad top Harry bottom Draco tops exfoliation is important did cavemen cut their nails who invented cunnilingus