Sky Confidentials, Inc. - For the Seriously Feeling Sky Kids

Sky Tax IDN:

• 1117-9024

Corporate HQ Address:

• We have not declared an official dwelling for our HQ yet, stay tuned.

Temp Company Name:

• Sky Confidentials, Inc. (Name subject to change after Conferring with the Sky Fam)

Company Slogan:

• Best Impression with Your Confessions. Best at Receiving Random Confessions. Always.

Company Mascot:

• TBD.. something like how State Farm has Jake. We need.. something for commercials to throw in smack middle of chat as a reference, because it'd be funny?

Confessional Services:

All Confessional Services are default private unless requested otherwise for...whatever reasons.

• "The One and Only": The Kindest of Hearts (Ki) will lead you through your first confession as the most popular receiver of random confessions in Sky.
• "The Experienced": The Wisest and Holiest (Jean) will lead more experienced Sky Kids through how to properly confess and get everything across that you need to in words.
• "The Deep Stare": An Examination of Souls and Minds and its Scatterings with The Void, to help you narrow down the roots of your feelings, how much you're feeling, and why.
  • Eden Onsen Spa Services will be discounted 20% upon completion.
• "The Eden Eclipse": For Veterans of Confessions with Selene, when facing the toughest persons to confess to.
  • Client must be minimum VIP Platinum Level Member to proceed, sign additional consent documents, etc.

Receiving Services:

Recommended Popular Receiver Services:

• "Makeover Galore": Thorough review of Wardrobes & Accessories with Ki to present your best self.
• "The Vibe is Real": How to invite and vibe with Sky Kids in general with Ki.
• "Words for Miles": How to best communicate via text medium with Jean. 

Specialty Receiver Services:

• "Inhale, Exhale, Make a Sound": For those who tend to be stunned into silences often when receiving confessions.  
• "Pulling Teeth, One at a Time": How to coax a confessional out of someone who might be shy or bad with words or has a language barrier.
• "Canine Company": How to Respond to a Confessional while being mindful of the Confessor's current state.
• "Curb Stomping": How to handle a Confessional with utter disregard for Confessor's Feelings (to stop current or future insanities, results may vary depending on Deluluness of Confessor).

Employee Benefits:

• "In Sky, We All Fam": Too tired for a candle run? We got you.
• "Unlimited WordWorks": Chance to improve writing skills at lightning speeds!
• "Genuine Laughter Time": Laughter is best medicine for any and all Sky Children.
• "Sky Deer Coffee": Freshly brewed by our local brewmeister, always on tap, complete with pastries from the Prairielands to the Edenlands.
• "Unchartered Adventures": The whole company may or may not at any given time, without warning, take vacation in the OOBs for maximum chillness.
• "Random Play Dance": At any moment, if an employee starts to quote a song lyric, you must dance! Dance is great for the soul.

Shareholder Benefits:

• Absolutely nothing different as we'll probably rope you in as an employee as sharing is caring, and caring is great for the soul, and souls are great for....well, Eden. XD

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I'm trying to hammer out some details before starting writing here to help me ground it a bit and lay out the matrices. 

Aside from the obvious funnies and or interesting moments that will be highlighted, maybe we'll make a difference for someone. Who knows?

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To protect the Confessor, we shall swap names and perhaps slightly adjust wordings (as it might be hard to read at times)... why not? XD

Confessions from Random Shadow Babies (RSB), Nxo, Norma, Nina, will be in the hole for now:

RSB #1: The Bench Terrorist

RSB #2: The Candle Warmer

RSB #3: The Sleep Whisperer

RSB #4: The Demander

Nxo: The Serial Confessor

Norma: The Generous Confessor

Nina: The Princess From Another Kingdom