PORT MAFIA CHATFIC

文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
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Mori: get your arses up you’ve all got work today
Chuuya: FINE JUST SHUT UP
mori: say that again and I’m making you clean the toilet
Chuuya: sorry boss
Dazai: HAHAHAH
Chuuya: SHUT UP DAZAI
Dazai: NO CAN DO
Mori: stop being lesbians in the groupchat
Dazai: SHUT UP MORI
Mori: your cleaning the bathrooms then
Dazai: fine
Chuuya: HAHAH KARMA
mori: shush Chuuya before I make you clean next
Chuuya: sorry boss
*tachihara Akutagawa and ace join the chat*
Tachihara: HELLO!!
Mori: tachihara it’s too early
Tachihara: sorry boss
Akutagawa: hello boss
Mori: hello Akutagawa
tachihara Chuuya and Dazai: WHY DOES HE GET A HELLO AND NOT US?!
Mori: because he’s nice and deserves it
Akutagawa: thanks boss
Ace: your all acting like children
Chuuya: hello ace
Ace: hello Chuuya
Tachihara: so Akutagawa
Akutagawa: don’t flirt with me again
Tachihara: WHY NOT
Akutagawa: not in the fucking chat
Tachihara: so do I have a chance?
Akutagawa: no
Tachihara: FUCK
*kouyou Verlaine and gin join the chat*
gin: tachihara leave my brother alone before I stab you
Tachihara: fine I’ll stop
Verlaine and kouyou: HELLO CHUUYA
Chuuya: oh god
Dazai: theirs your over protective parents
Chuuya: shut up Dazai
Ace: your forgetting about ME
Dazai: sorry THREE overprotective parents
Chuuya:….technically four if you count Rimbaud
Dazai: oh yeah
Chuuya: don’t think I forgot about oda and ango
Dazai: THEIR NOT MY PARENTS
Chuuya: NEITHER ARE ACE KOUYOU VERLAINE AND RIMBAUD
*elise and Q join*
Elise: they’re arguing AGAIN?!
Mori: yeah
Q: my god their annoying
Dazai: SHUT IT Q
Q: SHUT UP MR DAZAI
*Verlaine and kouyou arguing over Chuuya*
Gin: tachihara
Tachihara: yea
Gin: wanna play Mario kart with hirotsu and me
Tachihara: hell yeah
Mori: make sure hirostu doesn’t break his hip like last time when you all tried playing just dance
Gin and tachihara: FINE
*gin and tachihara leave to play with hirotsu*
Dazai: chuuya…
Chuuya: what
Dazai: can we have a sleepover
Tachihara: LESBIANS
chuuya: SHUT UP TACHIHARA YOUR GAY FOR AKU
tachihara: touché
Dazai: so can we have the sleepover…
Chuuya:….fine
Dazai:YAY

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