Chapter 1
“Harry! Give that back right now!”
“Ha! You wish.”
“Oh my god, Harry!”
“Nope, nope, nope.”
Somehow this was a daily occurrence with Harry and Hermione. Harry takes something, Hermione yells at him until he gives it back. Over and over and over again. You’d think they’d learn a lesson, but no why would they?
Harry is James’ son after all.
The same exact thing happened between James and Mary. Every. Single. Day. He would usually steal her homework so she couldn’t finish it. Of course he gave it back, but not until late at night. Then she would have to stay up ALL night to finish. Harry loves to do the same thing with Hermione.
Ron on the other hand, would just sit back and watch. At some point he just stopped listening. While it was very entertaining, it was also extremely annoying. Growing up in a household of nine really taught him how to keep to himself.
As crazy as they were, that had always been their little group. Just Harry, Hermione and Ron. If they ever broke up, it would be like the end of the world.
James’ has a similar group. James, Sirius,
Remus and Peter. One time, they almost broke up because Sirius and Remus split up for an hour. It was one chaotic hour. Peter and James spent that whole time trying to get them back together. Luckily, they got back together and now are happily married.
But that’s exactly how it would be if Ron, Harry and Hermione broke up. Chaotic, problematic, the end of the world.
“HARRY JAMES POTTER! IF YOU DON'T
GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, I'LL TELL YOUR MUM THAT YOU GOT DRUNK AND THREW UP LAST NIGHT!” Hermione yelled. Angry Hermione was NOT fun. They were like a vicious lion. She hated that word. Lioness.
“You know Mione? Sometimes you’re a real
bore.” Harry pouted. Harry and James were identical sometimes. They both pout constantly. It must be a Potter thing.
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Lily and James were the perfect straight couple, all though neither of them were actually straight. James was a raging pansexual and Lily was the definition of bisexual. Like mother, like son.
In fact almost everyone they knew was queer. It was kind of odd…but they didn't seem to mind. I mean let’s really think about it. Remus, bisexual. Sirius, gay. James, pansexual. Lily, bisexual. Harry, bisexual. Luna, lesbian. And the list just goes on and on.
Well anyways this little community they have is nice. Everyone has their little groups. There’s the Marauders (James, Peter, Sirius and Remus), The Golden Trio (Harry, Ron and Hermione), Gevilluna, don’t ask, (Ginny, Luna and Neville), and so many more. It’s kind of cute how everyone has their tiny groups. Oh and how could I forget, Lily, Mary and the Lesbians (Lily, Mary, Marlene and Dorcas).
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Draco: harry effing potter where is my lime green pen??
Harry: 1. How did you get my number creep- 2. Why would I have it?
Draco: why wouldn’t you
Harry: I find it quite offensive that you think I steal things from people
Draco: earlier today you stole hermione’s homework…
Harry: Damn it you’re right
Draco: im always right
Harry: Whatever shut up I didn’t take your stupid pen
Draco: THAT PEN WAS NOT STUPID
Harry: Damn did your grandma give it to you or something
Draco: no…
Harry: Then why is it so important???
Draco: because
Harry: Because why?
Draco: because I found it…
Harry: Found it?? Wdym
Draco: when I came over to your house for my school notes…I found it
Harry: WAIT MY LIME GREEN PEN I LOST TWO MONTHS AGO?!
Draco: yes.
Harry: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT?!!?!?!
Draco: BWCAUZE I WANTED TO
Harry: WHY?!
Draco: I knew it was yours…
Harry: I am so confused-
Draco: I knew it was yours so I took it
Harry: Wha- why
Draco: because. I am ending this conversation now
Harry: Whatever I’ll found out one way or another
Harry wasn’t always…the brightest. He was
smart don’t get me wrong, but he was extremely clueless. For example, Draco has “liked” Harry for a year. Did Harry know? No. If he did know, would he still reject him? Yes. Draco was a bully. That’s a fact. There is no way Harry would EVER agree to going on a date with Draco MALFOY. He would probably throw up at the thought of that. I mean come on, they’ve been “enemies” since year 3.
Harry changed the group chat name to “the golden eggs”
Harry: Do you like the new name 😏
Hermione: I don’t understand it but sure
Ron: awesome 😏
Harry: ANYWAYS GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED IT WAS SO WEIRD
Hermione: Oh god, what now?
Ron: what what what what
Harry: DRACO somehow got my number AND THEN was asking if I had MY pen. BUT WAIT IT GETS WEIRDER. He purposely stole it from me because he knew it was mine and wouldn’t tell me why
Hermione: Harry, dear, I love you but you are so clueless
Harry: What? How?!
Ron: ya mione im confused too
Hermione: Omg you two. Absolute dumbos sometimes
Harry: still confused
Hermione: Draco likes you 🤦🏾♀️
Ron: HUH?!
Harry: EXCUSE ME?!
Hermione: Yep
Harry: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!?
Hermione: have you not seen him around you??? He’s basically drooling every single time
Ron: No it can’t be 😟☝️
Harry: there must be some mistake. He’s probably just thinking about how he’ll jump me!!
Hermione: oh my god you idiots
Ron: HEY!!
Hermione: AND I have a way to test this out. I can just ask Blaise to find out
Harry: you talk to Blaise-
Hermione: yep and him and Draco are SUPER close
Ron: mione are you sure about this??
Hermione: yes just wait and you’ll see
Hermione always knew how to get her way or get information. After all she was the smartest out of all of them. Her and Blaise bonded over this. They were both very smart. Smartest out of their groups.
Hermione: Hey Blaise!
Blaise: Hi Hermione
Hermione: Sooooooooo I have a quick question
Blaise: Ya what’s up?
Hermione: Do you know if Draco likes anyone by chance?
Blaise: Hermione, he’s gay. He doesn’t like you.
Hermione: OH NO NO NO ITS NOT FOR ME 😅
Blaise: OH GOOD I WAS SO WORRIED LMAO
Hermione: Haha ya ik its not me. But is it by any chance Harry???
Blaise: …
Hermione: OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT?!
Blaise: Yes! If you tell anyone he will be MAD. Straight to violence
Hermione: So not even Harry?
Blaise: DEFINITELY NOT HARRY
Hermione: okay okay that’s probably for the best. I don’t want to crumble him and Ginny’s relationship by saying anything anyways
Blaise: For all of our safety you can’t tell ANYONE
Hermione: Okay thank you so much
Blaise: Ya ya