"its the time for the lesbians." says evil and fake glados, ready to eat chell.
no... this isnt right.... thinks chell because shes mute. glados usually says its lesbian time.....
chell gulps nervously before twisting her fingers unnaturally
"You... You aren't..." she signs
"You have discovered my secret. Time to get homophobic." says GLaDOS.
chell gasps in big scares as she sprints away! her left asscheek tumor wiggling a bit i guess.
glados sprints after her with homophobia in her eye. she clams her hand on chells shoulder
"Baka~... Get ovah heya.... its time for YOUR HOMOPHOBIC SURGERY!"
chell whips around, her ponytail slapping hlados in the mechanical face
"Youre not sugoi, you know that, right? Youre not even kawaii!" chell exclaims because she can actually speak
glados gasps as chell snaps at her before leaning in for a kiss but then she doesnt because its actually fake evil glados and shes homophobic... or is she?
chell notices somdthing in her eyes. something.um. yeah
"Are you..." chell gasps softly, now holding glados'shoulders
glados looks up to meet her eyes "the homophobic sphere... its..." she coughs or something
"oh my gosh..." chell mutters to herself "youre... youre actually.." she snaps back to reality i think i dongknow "please, babe! whats the homophobia sphere doing!"
"its... ITS...!!!!" but before the actually real glados can finish she gets cut off.by herself. "babe...?" she growls into chells earlobe
"oh no... its taking over..." thinks chell as she lets go of the lesbians shoulder
"Did you just call me BABE?!" glados snaps! very angry! grr! "We are NOT in a romantic relationship, you ignorant buffoon! I would like you to know that I am rather appalled at this accusation of yours! I-"
chell slaps her and hears a little rattling noise. oh my goodness! the homophobia sohere!
they both look down to see a metal ball rolling on the floor beneath glados' mechanical robot tootsies.
"Oh... Oh my-" before chell can finish her string of thought, glados pulls her in for a passionate making out session! Oh yeah!
"Heh... what do you say about some netflix and Chell." glados chuckles
chell farts a little bit in response and glados smiles soo big
glados closes her eyes in the happiness, allowing her body to dance freely! she hits the whip, the nay nay, and soo much more! but then she feels her hand hit against something.
she opens her eyes to see chell knocked out on the floor with blood rushing out of the back of her cranium
"Oh, chell. is this another one of your little jokes?" glados smirks as she shakes chells shoulder
no response.
not even a toot...
chell then opens her eye "you fat Ass you Fucking Hit me."
"oh sorry" says glados
they then both kiss and watch fat albert for 5 hours straight.
The End!