Everybody Loves Luna

In Which Luna Wears Fishnet

1995 went off with an odd but dangerous start. Dementors tried to kill him, but he barely survived. Harī used his magic in order to deter the black creatures of death away, whilst using the emergency wizarding signal to summon the Mystics Police. And yet a letter from the Ministry of Magic after the small fight and destruction of the Dementors by the Mystics Police proclaimed him guilty of using underaged magic, and that he was under arrest and expelled from Hogwarts. However, there was one thing wrong: Harry Potter, or rather, Harī Hoshikawa, lived in Japan living with a family that took him from his former relatives whom tried to drown him in the river when he was only a year old.

Also, another thing was that the family he lived with held jobs with the Imperial Ministry of Mystical Arts, or I.M.M.A. Therefore, as his father was the head of the Mystics Police Squadron Force (The British equivalence to the Auror Squads) and the Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushu Butai (another version of Hit-Wizards), this otherwise attempted assassination of his son by the British Ministry of Magic brought a great deal of concern, as well as waves of anger that the Ministry would DARE attempt such a thing. That, and Harī's only time going to Hogwarts was when he was forced to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when during that year before the incident he was currently attending Sanībēru Mahō Akademī (Sunnyvale Magical Academy), a school for magicals in Japan.

"Harī?"

He smiled when he heard that melodious voice, and turned to hug her.

"Hello, Luna."

She giggled.

"Glad I did take your suggestion of transferring schools. This place is much better than Hogwarts."

"Yup," he replied, before overlooking his friend, "huh... fishnet clothes?"

"I found them at this store called Black Crystal Wisher," she explained, as the former Ravenclaw twirled around, arms spread. Harī's blush was noticeable on his face.

Luna was wearing a pink spaghetti strap shirt on that left her modest toned stomach exposed, but over that was a fishnet t-shirt. Clad on her forearms were tight fishnet sleeves that extend into half bracers with equipped spiked bracelets. She had on a pair of baggy black pants with multiple large pockets with zippers, and they were a bit on the low-riding side; the belt was all it took keeping them from falling off completely and showing off the sapphire blue thong she wore. The leather brown boots were small, but also thick and bulky in size, with an American Military-style to its make. Her light blonde hair was streaked with three different colors of blue, indigo, and black.

"How do I look?"

Harī smiled, his eyes trailing over the girl's beautiful form.

"Very sexy..."

She giggles. Back at Hogwarts, she always had to keep up her mask that christened her the nickname Loony Lovegood. But ever since she followed Harī to Japan and left Hogwarts for another school, she was able to finally overcome her feelings she had since her mother's death thanks to her boyfriend, and become the person she always wanted to be.

"I wanted to wear more of my fishnet clothes, but I doubt I'd be legally allowed to wear ALL fishnet."

Harī held a perverted grin. "I wouldn't mind if we were in private..."

She giggles. "Pervert... but we can't do anything now... tomorrow school begins again."

"Yeah..."

"What about those Dementors three weeks ago?"

"Papa is handling it," he assures the girl, pulling her close as they begin their walk home, I bet by tomorrow, all wizarding families in Japan will learn how the British Wizards attempted to kill me for some plot or agenda. I'm betting it's because regardless of my forced participation by that stupid cup, I made Hogwarts and the British look like complete chumps."

"I bet," Luna replied, "I believe they think you were going to Hogwarts since the tournament... hm, I wonder what else is going on..."

Harry kisses her cheek. "Who cares? I have a wonderful family, and a nice sister. I have a wonderful girlfriend." At this, Luna blushes, and leans closer to him, "And unlike all of Europe, no one here stares or gawks at me as if I'm some animal that needs to be caged in some exotic zoo."

"How's the lawsuit, by the way?"

"Made a cool hundred mil," he replies with a laugh, referencing the major lawsuit he made against all British Wizard companies that made money using his name, as well as sue Hogwarts because the faculty during his forced stay there did nothing about the whole criticism he received by the majority of the school, and the hate and the racism with the whole Potter Stink badges.

"Oh, tomorrow when we arrive to Sanībēru, can you help me deliver the first issues of The Quibbler?"

He nods. "Sure thing, honey. And if Xeno don't mind, I want to see all of your fishnet clothes..."

She grins. "Pervert."

"I'm your pervert," he tells her.

"True."

A month into the school year, the International Confederation of Wizardry has favored in the ruling of the Japanese Magical Society, declaring the guilty verdict to the British Wizarding World and the Ministry of Magic of attempted assassination of one Harī Hoshikawa (Harry Potter). The guilty party was extradited to Japan to face charges the Japanese held which included Cornelius Fudge, Delores Umbridge, and Rufus Scrimgeour. They were locked in Japan's prison and the keys were melted into sinking lures. The British Wizarding World was declared a lesser wizarding country, and lost a lot of political fame and power because this news was made world-wide to all wizarding press.

And Luna indeed showed Harī all the fishnet she bought, and so much more... hehehehe...

In Which Luna Becomes a Costumed Vigilante

She looked at the costume that she had created, and infused with magic. Imperious to most magical spells, hexes, charms, and even curses, meshed with various body armors such as Kevlar. The suit itself was a full one-piece half dark purple and navy blue, with the designs of a raven's wings decorating the backside and along the arms and legs. The mantle with it was a deep royal purple; the belt was outfitted with various sewn-n pockets, magically expanded in each of the twelve pockets. The cowl-styled hood that can be zippered up to the mantle was designed after that of a raven, and it the hood itself was outfitted with black raven feathers in the style of a cobra's fin. There was a wide hole cut in the back of the hood and stamp-pressed with leather that will allow her hair free. The boots were zipped up and at the height ending to her lower thighs, with three separate belts as mere decoration. Elbow-length silk gloves were equipped with a guard with short talons.

She applied the black mascara makeup around her eyes, before applying the purple makeup to form fang-like streaks to run from under the eyes. Then, stripping down completely, she begins to get dressed in the costume, adding the mantle last before placing her cowl hood over her upper face, and zipping the hood to her crimson mantle. Her hair is magically yanked through the hole in the back and instantly curl up and "bush". She looks herself in the mirror, applying the last belt on her thighs.

"Lady Raven..."

A coy smile forms, as she puckers her lips and applies a layer of pink lipstick.

"This world needs a hero, and they'll crush my poor Harry's soul long before they force him to become their martyr. In order to save those you love, the bad must go away. To take a few lives to spare the rest... I will do what Dumbledore refuses to do..."

"Pumpkin?"

"Yes, daddy?"

She turns to face her father by her bedroom door.

"Forgiveness is a generous trait, but even I understand what Dumbledore wishes to do cannot apply to all."

"Of course, daddy," she replies, popping the cap on her lipstick and pocketing it.

She walks over to the window, and opens it before she leaps out into the darkness of the night. And Xenophilius Lovegood walks towards the window and watches her daughter perform superhuman leaps and bounds across the trees, almost flying. In all the dark colors she wore, only her mantle seldom stood out with its royal purple tint.

"Be careful, pumpkin. I cannot fathom losing you as I had lost your mother."

In Which Luna Turns Harry Shota

Harry blushed.

How did he let this girl talk him into doing this, he had no clue. The Hufflepuff student, Harry Potter (who surprised everyone because he should have been in Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff), was with a friend he met.

"Why am I doing this again?"

"Because I like to see you dress like a cute shota trap," she replied.

"What's shota again?"

She simply gives him a parchment that described what the word meant. His face was red by the time he finished, and yelped when his clothes were magicked off him. He brought his hands to cover his privates.

"Now c'mon Harry, you promised," she says with an evil smile on her face as she turns around from the wardrobe trunk, and showed Harry the choice of outfit she got for him.

"Striped knickers?"

"Hehehehehehehehe... cute girls and boys always wear striped panties... it's an American term for knickers."

And after he reluctantly put the clothes on, Luna was grinning even more.

"Yeah... you are what they would call nosebleed worthy," Luna says with a slight drool and blush.

Harry was trying to push the skirt down because he felt a draft. He was clad in a short ruffled and frilly skirt, sheer leg stocking, short girl's slippers, a buttoned white undershirt, and a green uniform jacket with a single button near the collar.

"Yeah... a worthy shotafied trap."

Luna gives Harry a perverted smile with both thumbs up.

In Which Luna Uses Sea Turtles

"Luna?"

"Hi Harry," Luna greeted her friend.

"Oh my... but how did you get here?"

"Sea turtles," she replies.

"Sea turtles?" he repeats in a question.

"Yeah. I tied a bunch of sea turtles together with rope, and then rode the ocean currents to the island. The Bumblebee man was being annoying so I left Hogwarts."

"... How'd you know I was here on Black Island?"

She smiles again. "Simple. Sirius told me. He said you may have desired company while he's still under lock and key at his house. So... wanna see the sea turtles before they leave?"

"Sure... but where did you get the idea to use sea turtles?"

She simply smiles. Somewhere, an immortal Jack Sparrow sneezed.

In Which Luna Lovegood Becomes AWESOME

Luna gently went over the barricade during the live RAW show. Cole was shooting his mouth off, demanding why some blonde-looking bimbo was walking into the ring. So yeah, rude as ever, he was ignored by the masses. And while R-Truth and The Miz were too busy gloating off and attracting more hornets that want to do nothing but beat the shit out of them, Luna Lovegood walked into the ring like a lady, then tapped on their shoulders. The Miz is the first to fall, clutching his balls, followed swiftly by R-Truth. John Cena and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson simply stare, although one can note Cena's shoulders were shaking; he was trying to suppress his laughs.

And when Cole exclaimed on live television, "What the fuck is that bitch doing?" he was swiftly dragged off his headset by security, much to the joy of all WWE fans. She waves to everybody then quietly left, but not after giving both men kisses on the cheek. At that moment, she became more awesome than The Miz. :D