Tokyo Revengers Oneshots

Mikey

• Manz has severe like severeee indigestion problems. Like all this guy does is eat and sleep?? So he burps so loud. Imagine being in a meeting, complete silence, lots of focus and this midget just goes BURRRPPP.
• He is so hecking annoying like bro stop sending Beluga videos at 3AM, poor Draken is trying to sleep.
• He once changed Draken’s ringtone to CPR by Cuppcake. They were in a meeting and Draken recieved a call,oh boy, entire of Toman saw Draken’s dArK ImPulSes while the background music kept playing. “I am here to serve you customer service~~”

Draken

• Man is too tall to be in Japan lmao, that one time he was walking with Mikey, he miscalculated how much he would need to bend to enter the door way. Ended up bonking his face straight into the wall.
• He is barely ever sleep at night, reasons: overthinking, living in a brothel and most importantly, Baji and Mikey who send him random videos that he has to pretend to not find funny. Like that one time Baji sent him a video of Spongebob saying ‘YOAIMO’ on loop.
• He is so quiet sometimes you would think there is something wrong. What actually goes in his mind is: ‘What if Baji suddenly shat in his pants again in the middle of a fight?’ or ‘if the earth is round, is it Mikey’s fault?’

Draken:

Me: 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Baji

• is the kind of person who’s only response to any kind of insult is “YoUr MoM.”
• Like Mf its not my mom who cried because I had to repeat a school year. 
• You : “Baji you look like shit.” 
  Baji: “jOe MAmA” *insert windshield wiper laugh*  My guy, you aint funny 😐😑
• He once went to Ken saying, “Oi do you know Draken?”
  Draken is like: 😐 brother wut
  Baji: DRAKEN DEEZ NUTS-
• (He ended up face flat on ground that day)

Chifuyu

Best boy 😤

• I just knowww he reads soo much smut and weirdass wattpad books. Like the books he reads are so Satire.
• the shit is like:marked by the alpha, sold to the mafia boss by my parents, kidnapped by One direction,  BTS are my bullies and I fall in love with them and  the vampire is my mate.
• I don’t even need to be told twice. He is a twice stan, no questions asked. e was home alone and was playing some songs while bathing. After he came out a particular song: TT by Twice started playing and boi he couldn’t resist dancing. He wasn’t aware that baji had come home and the door was a little open, Baji saw him dancing with exaggerated steps with only a towel .
• In case you wanna see the steps: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxG_GPqC87wi8QjUpoI4IbwcPmo3flsJpS

Kazutora

• He gets anxious so easilyy (he is me, I am him).
• Once he was with Chifuyu helping in the ship, stalking one of the crates he by mistake dropped an item on Chifuyu’s leg.
• He got confused between saying:  ‘Are you okay?’ and ‘I am sorry’
• He ended up yelling at his face, “ARE YOU SORRY?”
  And Chifuyu is just like: 🙂 tf you high on dood?
• He has some…interesting choice of words when it comes to certain things. Like one time Chifuyu and him were watching a movie and he randomly went, “damn, her Tatas are so big.”
  Chifuyu ended up spilling the cold drink on his tatas due to laughing so much instead.

  If bad things happen in your life, don’t blame yourself-

  

  Mitsuya

  • Okay so we know he is an amazing brother you takes good care of his sisters. But for some reason the rest of toman also expects him to take care of them?
  • Like that one time when Baji set fire to car when people were still inside and he was forced to apologize to a veryy naked couple in the middle of the road at that time.
  • Or when when a girl was fixated upon Hakkai and he had to pretend to be his boyfriend to drive her off.
  • And also at the time when a very sleepy Mikey showed up in the middle of the night asking him for some snacks and everything was finished so he made him have half-cooked rice with peanut butter. 
  

  Hakkai

  Pretty Boyyy🥺❤❤ And also fruity icon. Mf have you seen his wallpaper? “Takaa channn”

  • The Tiktok kid who puts TW on the weirdest of things. Like: TW! : bunny-hats, dirty shoes and sometimes even TW! Asian ppl. My love, you ARE Asian.
  • He forgets about how huge he is sometimes, so he ends up breaking so many things.
  • Like that one time Mitsuya dared him to hold a girl’s hand. He did so, she felt comfortable and they started walking, he suddenly lifted his arm up and that poor girl was dangling like a keychain:  🧍‍♀️ 🙋‍♂️. Thank fully her arm didn’t break, but he never held hands with anyone again.
  • hands and doors aren’t the only things this boy can break

  HMMM… lets take a moment and think about Hakkai’s wallpaper :))

  

  Sanzu

  All we accept in this house is Sanzu slander :)) 

  • Sanzu stans be jumping red flags like its olympics all year
  • Mf got so high once, he started humping a tree…in a kids park.
  • A parent came upto him and asked, “sir what are you, doing, this is a kids park, please keep that in mind.”
  • He looked dead in their eye, blinked and said, “Oh, I am sorry, I’ll turn on my kiddie mode.” (2 minutes later)

  Sanzu: “WHAT DOES A FOX SAY?”
  Kids:  Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!!

  • Also once he said to Bonten Mikey that his hair  looks like that of a karen. Ran and Rindou feared for his life that day.
  • Unironically says YEET when he throws something.
    • Has a group chat with Ran and Rindou called The Boyz 🥶🔥⛓
    

    JOJO NO KIMYO NA BOKEN AIZU OIFU HEABWEN

    

    Smiley ( Kawata Nahoya)

    This boy right here is a menace to society.

    • This guy has so much lice in his hair. He never washes it. Souya was once looking at him picking something from his hair and chewing it. Mf was picking out lice and eating it like a hecking monkey. (Bro how did you not get Aids by now?)
    • He sleep-talks. A lot. Him and Souya were sleeping one day and baby boy started whimpering. Poor Angry thought he was having a bad dream and tried to wake him up. He ended up getting kicked in the face while him yelling “WHAT DA DOG DOIN?”
    • He once thought that him and Souya should name their attacks like those in MHA and Naruto. 
      The neighbours were just looking at them yelling while standing 4 feet away from each other like:  🧍‍♂️  and yelling like Naruto and Sasuke
      “SOUYAAA”
      “NAHOYAA”
      “SOUYAAA”
      “NAHOYAA”
      “ROUNDO HOUSEO KICKKEU!!”
      ”ONE PUNCHO IN YOUR FACEUU!!”
      and all this while standing like a statue.
    

  “DIE, YAY, MURDER, YAY” : Master Oogway

  

  Angry (Kawata Souya)

  This little gremlin, he is so pretty:(((

  He is so respectful that its funny. 

  • So once he had a s/o. They were all dressed up for him, *wink wonk*. So they are just lying there like draw me like one of your french girls. And bro he opened the door. Stood there staring into their soul for a few seconds, turned around and slammed the door in their face while yelling, “I am sorry I should have knocked!” Ruined the whole mood.
  • His brother knows everything that happens in his life. Your crush on Mitsuya? Smileys knows. You skipping a class? Smiley knows. The time when Chifuyu tried to subtly fart? Smiley knows. Baji’s crappy “Deez” jokes? Smiley KNOWS.
  • He just such a cute little and fragile dandelion UwU who can turn Ran into Ranabelle UwU.
  

  Shuji Hanma

  As much as I hate this bitch…he is hot in the timeskip only)

  • You think Hakkai was bad? He makes wholeass overdramatic TikTok povs. Shit is like: “I am your boyfriend and the police is arresting me.” Mf goes  making such weird faces. 
  • He gets sooo mad when you compare him to Nishinoya from Haikyuu.
  • He also says “SHEESH’ and lip-bites obnoxiously
  • Oh did I forget to mention about how he tried to  make that one video of doing the ‘bapsae’ hip thrust? I am talking about this thing. Yeah…dude lost his balance due to bending too much, mf was so AGRESSIVE when I tell you. It wasn’t even hot anymore, looked like he was having an itch. smh

  The clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/dX6RTlhW2ZY?feature=share