O's and Arguments
"LUNA!" Harry, yelled his voice echoing of the walls of Sanguini's palace, the both them had sort of moved out of Nurmengaard in order to keep themselves secret a bit longer from Dumbledore but since Dumbledore and Gellert were together, Dumbledore and had probably already been informed.
"WHAT?" Luna was a different when getting to spend two weeks with Clary, it was a good different but different none the less.
"They're here." Harry walked out of the shadows right beside her and Clarissa, Clarissa yanking the duvet up over the two of them. "Chill I've seen the both of you neked as the day you were born, I was there when Luna was born at one point actually. Not the point." Harry jumped up, crossing his legs in front of Luna as she sat up taking the envelope from Harry's hands.
"What have you got?"
"Dunno, haven't opened it yet. Wanted to open together." Luna smiled and they broke the wax seals together taking out the parchment and unfolding it in unison, Clarissa staring at the two of them creeped out at the unison and keeping the duvet up, covering Luna.
"ALL OO'S." They said at once and looked at each other laughing and giving the other a high five. Harry leant forwards and kissed Luna on the head, jumping up.
"You guys can get back to your sexy time, I have a vampire to interrupt." Clarissa groaned and waved Harry away. Either because of the sexy time comment or the chaos he caused, Harry no longer could tell which. In any case he made his way to the meeting room, shadow walking right in and beside Sanguini, interrupting the meeting. Some of the vampires knew him, some not so much and were looking furious.
"I thought you put shadow walking wards up?" One of the angry vampires glared.
"He did, they don't mean anything to me."
"Gem, what are you doing?"
"I have something to show you." Harry shoved the parchment in Sanguini's face with a grin.
"It couldn't wait." It wasn't a question, Sanguini knew Harry could have answered anyway but wasn't going to.
"Of course it could have, look, look." Sanguini unfolded the parchment and looked it over with a raised eyebrow.
"Double O's in everything, as usual."
"Of course it's double O's I'm brilliant." Harry grinned kissed Sanguini and ran, so he didn't get told off, not that getting told off would effect him all that much.
"Count, what was that about?"
"That was the pain in the arse that's living in my house." The vampire beside him snickered.
"I'm sure Harry's has a pain in his arse often." Sanguini fixed him with a glare and the vampire bit back his laugh as he turned away from Sanguini.
"The wards are still in place how did he get in?"
"He is none of your business and he will stay that way unless he decides different." The vampires doesn't say much of anything else about Harry and the meeting continued if a little off course.
Harry was bored with Luna and Clarissa together and Sanguini in a meeting so he summoned his broom, the one that was not technically in existence yet.
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They did visit Hogwarts however once the term started back up and shadow walked straight into the great hall to share their news with their old teachers.
"You're back." Dippet sighed, being interrupted before he could introduce the feast.
"We only came to share the good news headmaster." Dippet raised an eyebrow.
"Yep then we'll be out of you hair till you inevitably find yourselves missing us."
"Oh and why is that?"
"We got our N.E.W.T results and guess what."
"What?" Dippet played along a small smile playing on his lips.
"We both got all double OO's."
"Well brilliant, we'll be sore to miss you. "
"No you won't." Luna grinned and Harry laughed.
"Well we had a nice time, short though it was. I am sure we'll see each other shortly." Harry smiled and Luna waved, Dippet returning it as they popped right out of Hogwarts, this time back to Nurmengaard to see Gellert. Harry was happier with the man since he had gotten to kill a bunch of people but either way he was happier with the man.
"Oh Albus, knew we'd find you here. Unfortunate for everyone involved. Though maybe not for yourself and Gilly."
"Brat."
"Oh this is brilliant, Gilly you told him 'bout us but not about me now that is wonderful."
"You said you wouldn't kill him, I asked." Dumbledore apparently for the first time in his life was stumped, he'd never seen Gellert act so downtrodden, worried? Dumbledore looked between the three of them.
"No you ordered and then asked me to kill a bunch of people to try and make it up to me." Dumbledore's mouth fell open, scared, Gellert was scared of him. He had only ever seen Gellert scared once, the day Ariana died and Gellert was sure he had lost him.
"Right yes, I."
"You said sorry, it's good sorta. However me and Luna aren't planning to stick around with this buttface here so we are gonna go and cause chaos else where, no school, no taking over the world. Gotta find something to do you know."
"Right." The oh so terrifying Dark Lord looked incredibly uncomfortable and both Harry and Luna disappeared.
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If anyone heard that the Mona Lisa, pyramids in Giza, and many other notable important statues, buildings and art pieces disappeared for a day and was back by evening, then Harry and Luna had no idea what anyone was talking about and despite the chaos no one was hurt so it was a bonus really.