Apparently anthropology makes you fall in love

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Apparently anthropology makes you fall in love

It's a PRESENTATION ??

[sirius black + remus lupin]

6 : 05 PM 

 

sirius : hi it’s sirius, from your anthropology class 

 

remus : Err hi 

remus : what do you want ?

 

sirius : well u weren’t here today so you wouldn’t know, but we’ve been paired together for this assignment next month 

 

remus : oh

remus : okay

remus : And what does this assignment consist of ??

 

sirius : hahaha hide your joy 

sirius : basically working together on how our different cultures have influenced one another 



[rem + lils]

6 : 15 pm 

 

daphne blake : hi love ! just wanted to know how the appointment went (: 

daphne blake : also,, will you be home for dinner ? cas wanted to order indian so we can wait for u

 

jacob black : thankss, it went well ! they said they think i’m in the clear, apparently the worst is passed so that’s good 

jacob : i mean i’m still in pain but it shouldn’t peak as high as it did before

 

daphne blake : Oh that’s great !! So happy for you !  

 

jacob black : And yes to indian food !! I really need that kind of confort today

 

daphne blake : what happened ? 

 

jacob black : apparently we were assigned this thing for anthropo and I ended up with this random guy that I don’t like I - 💀

 

daphne blake : krkrkrkr THAT guy ?? like the one you’re always complaining abt ??

 

jacob black : Yes. 

 

daphne blake : I’m sorry for u but you’ve gotta admit that it’s funny 

 

jacob black : Oh thanks, taking pleasure in my misery, g-r-e-a-t 🥲

jacob black : The fact that I’ll have to work with a fucking Tory ??? Homophobic

 

daphne blake : You don’t know if he’s a tory 

 

jacob black : He's the heir to one of the wealthiest families in the country, how can they not be ? 

 

daphne blake : fair

daphne blake : BUT you’ve never talked to them, maybe he’s actually nice

 

jacob black : hmph not sure about that but hey let’s hope

 

daphne blake : Anyway, why are you so keen on hating him ? 

 

jacob black : it’s just that they’re so loud, and exuberant, and overly dramatic, it’s like he’ll disappear if you don’t pay attention to them for more than 5 minutes, plus he comes from this really really privileged background, and is always partying. I don’t know, they seem really entitled ? Just not really the kind of person I want to be around…

 

 

[sirius black + remus lupin]

6 : 25

 

remus : okay, let’s do that i guess 

remus : well i’m welsh so we’ll just have to talk about how your ancestors colonised and killed mine. fun !!

 

sirius : i’m not british 

sirius : i’m french actually 

 

 

[rem + lils]

6 : 30 pm 

 

jacob black : And to make matters worse THEY’RE FRENCH 

 

daphne blake : I don’t see what’s the problem 

 

 

[sirius black + remus lupin]

6 : 32 pm

 

remus : Nothing I just dislike him very much. Like they are so annoying and loud and arrogant and now french it’s just too irritating

 

sirius : ?????

 

remus : Oh. oops. sorry. wrong convo 

 

 

[BROTHA]

6 : 35 pm 

 

the hotter one : prongs 

the hotter one : james 

the hotter one : jamie 

the hotter one : jimmy jam 

the hotter one : jim 

the hotter one : jame

the hotter one : james fleamont 

the hotter one : brother 

the hotter one : bro 

the hotter one : bestie 

the hotter one : love of my life 

the hotter one : the second favourite 

the hotter one : least beautiful sibling 

the hotter one : ANSWER ????

 

the smarter one : what ? 

the smarter one : i was in class sorry

 

the hotter one : yeah whatevs 

the hotter one : screenshot.jpg

the hotter one : what does that mean ???

 

the smarter one : who is it from ? 

 

the hotter one : this guy from one of my classes 

the hotter one : so ? 

 

the smarter one : well i wouldn’t want to over analyse and i might be very wrong but i don’t think i’m making too big of an assumption by saying that he doesn’t sound very fond of you 😐

 

the hotter one : oh shit, I hate it when people don’t like me

the hotter one : i don’t know how to act 

the hotter one : thanks 

 

 

[sirius black + remus lupin]

7 : 05 pm

 

sirius : err it’s okay ?

 

remus : Do you know when the assignment’s due ? 

 

sirius : december 5th 

 

remus : okay so i’ll create a shared doc so we can work on it, is that okay ? 

 

sirius : yes sure 

sirius : but i think we’ll have to meet in person at least once before the presentation 

 

remus : IT’S A PRESENTATION ??

 

sirius : Yes is that a problem ?

 

 

[rem + lils]

7 : 30 

 

jacob black : it’s a presentation. 

jacob black : wanting to : die 

 

daphne blake : ouch 

daphne blake : come to the living room, dorcas brought marls and mary

 

 

[roomies] 

8 : 50 

 

cassandra : if you 2 could stop being obnoxiously loud about marlene and I, I would really appreciate it  ❤️ 🖕

 

the man : but cassie 

 

cassandra : tell mary too. 

 

lilibet : ooooh she’s mad 

 

the man : but it’s funny soo 

 

lilibet : do you think it’s gonna be tonight 

 

the man : no. they’re testing the waters. 

 

lilibet : mary says you’re right 

 

the man : i know i am 

 

cassandra : get a life ??  

 

 

[new chat]

9 : 05 pm 

 

lily created a new group 

lily added remus and mary 

lily named themselves “Eagle 1” 

Eagle 1 named remus “Been there done that”

Eagle 1 named mary “It happened once in  a dream” 

Eagle 1 named the group “not getting a life anytime soon”

 

 

[not getting a life anytime soon] 

9 : 10 pm 

 

Eagle 1 : to talk freely about cas and marls being oblivious (:

 

It happened once in a dream : NAUUUURRR not the names 

 

Been there done that : LILyyYYY NOO

Been there done that : we said we’d never talk about it again 

 

Eagle 1 : couldn’t resist 

 

It happened once in a dream : Wait, you two … ???

 

Been there done that : Once. 

 

Eagle 1 : we were desperate 

 

Been there done that : and drunk. 

 

It happened once in a dream : I’m choosing to forget that 

 

Eagle 1 : no but mary we just kissed 

Eagle 1 : but it was so strange and awkward that we kinda panicked 

 

Been there done that : like she said 

Been there done that : not the most fun experience, would not recommend 

 

Eagle 1 : anywayyy, do we all agree that they are PAINFULLY attracted to each other ? 

 

Been there done that : Oh yes 

 

It happened once in a dream: I mean I love you guys, but marlene insisting on coming over every night ?? sus 

 

Eagle 1 : Yes yes, no one in their right mind spends that much time at their neighbours’

Eagle 1 : (not that i’m complaining ily !!) 

 

Been there done that : Talking about complaining 

Been there done that : I want to complain 

 

Eagle 1 : Oh no not again 

 

Been there done that : YEs Lilian. 

Been there done that : I’ve got to do a PRESENTATION with a guy that I DON’T LIKE on a theme that’s FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE and I know i’m gonna do ALL THE WORK and I may or may not have indirectly told him that I didn’t like him LOL

 

It happened once in a dream : ouch I feel u 

 

Eagle 1 : I don’t. I’ve had to hear you complain about it all night, to hear you tell everything to dorcas, to respond to you angry-panicky texts. You deserve everything. 

 

Been there done that : Isn’t that what best friends are for ???



[sirius black + remus lupin]

9 : 02 am 

 

sirius : are you okay ? you stopped responding 

sirius : wouldn’t want my partner to drop dead before we’re done with our work lmao

 

remus : yeah i am

remus : it’s  just that I don’t like talking in public 

 

sirius : oh okay. we can rehearse it before if you want ! maybe you’ll feel more at ease like that ? 

 

remus : yes, maybe, thank you.

 

sirius : you’re welcome ! (: 

sirius : oh and btw, i’ve started to research our subject and i think we’ll be able to do something interesting 

 

remus : great ! that’s nice 

remus : I’ll do some research in the next few days and I’ll come back to you, ok ? 

 

sirius : yep perfect 

 

 

[BROTHA] 

9 : 20 am 

 

the hotter one : maybe, just maybe, i’m starting to win him over 

 

the smarter one : who ? 

 

the hotter one : the guy i’m doing my presentation with 

 

the smarter one : oh him. 

the smarter one : it really bummed you, eh ? 

 

the hotter one : i mean, you know how i am with people who dislike me 

the hotter one : it just.. makes me sad ? 

the hotter one : like i can’t 

the hotter one : i just really hate it ig 

 

the smarter one : i know pads 

the smarter one : sorry it makes you feel like that 

the smarter one : you know i love you 

 

the hotter one : thanks ily <3



[sirius black + remus lupin] 

10 : 00 am 

 

remus : Are you a tory ? 

 

sirius : No ? Some of my family are but I’m not actually a cis straight white man so..

 

remus : good 

remus : I hate tories 



[Alpha males]

1 : 15 pm 

 

prongs : Peter I could kiss you 

 

padfoot : “no homo”

 

prongs : But fr you are an angel 

 

padfoot : what did he do ? 

 

prongs : he brought back some of his mum’s gingerbread from his trip home 

 

padfoot : NO HE DID NOT 😍😍

 

wormtail : Hahaha I’m happy you like it ! Mum said she missed you 2 

 

prongs : I miss her too but not gonna lie I miss her cooking more than anything 

 

padfoot : JAMES YOU UNGRATEFUL DOG 

 

wormtail: Don’t worry, my mum’s not that insecure 🤗

 

prongs : yes sirius, go back to trying to make your anthropology partner fall in love with you 

 

padfoot : wtf ?? 

 

wormtail : Is there something that you didn’t tell me Sirius-Orion ? 

 

padfoot : no nothing. Just Jame being a prat. 

 

prongs : for the love of god please stop writing my name without the S 

 

padfoot : when you’ll stop saying that I want him to fall in love with me 

padfoot : i want him to like me, that’s different 

 

wormtail : oHh

 

padfoot : no no 

padfoot : i mean in a friendly way 

padfoot : I just want him not to hate me

padfoot : like I want him to tolerate me

padfoot : not to be bothered by my existence 

padfoot : That’s what I meant 

 

prongs : keep digging