Mortal Child Challenge the Moon Goddess, Pray It Would Not Like Arachne Challenged Athena And Got Cursed
Chaos outside the palace. Fei Fei pushes her way through the crowd of Lunarians. Lunarians getting into small space ships, taking off in search of the gift.
Fei Fei runs up to a lunarian getting into its vehicle.
“Hey, um! Can I get a-” The ship zooms off, “Ride?” Fei Fei questioned.
“Pardon!” Lunarian yelled in the background.
Fei Fei continues on, she has to find that gift.
Fei Fei exhales and pacing herself, “The gift... It has to be at the crash site! What could it be!?”
Chin tries to catch up.
“Wait up!”
Fei Fei groans. Chin holds up Croak in Fei Fei’s face.
“We’ll help you find it!”
“I don’t want your help!” Fei Fei dismissed and looked for the ride with annoyance on her face.
Chin keeps blocking her way, “First, we find the gift and then we-” But he was interrupted by her.
“I said I don’t want your help.”
“But I just wanted to-” Chin was still determined to help.
She takes him by the shoulders and places him behind her. All of Fei Fei’s disappointments in life are now merging at once.
“I never wanted you on this trip!”
“But I-”
“I never even wanted you in my life!” Fei Fei snapped at his face.
“You can’t talk to your brother like that.”
“You’re NOT my brother.”
“But I could become your brother.” Chin is confused and feels hurt.
“You will NEVER be my brother.”
Regulus looks over at Sirius. He remembers Sirius cared and loved him until Sirius’ sorting changed everything between him and Sirius then it got worse when Sirius ran away to Potters. Regulus shut his longing down and looked away.
But he missed the pained and longing look from Sirius.
Fei Fei turns and walks away, exasperated. She lets off a deep sigh. Bungee looks at Chin, and then Fei Fei.
Chin stands frozen, upset. He turns back towards the palace against the tide of the crowd. Bungee, feeling bad, hops after him.
“Bungee? Ugh. I don’t have time for this!” Fei Fei shook her head and turned away.
As others push between them, crossing frames. Bungee catches up to Chin.
Fei Fei dashing through Lunaria for any vehicles she can find.
“Will anybody help me?! Guh!”
It’s as if all the vehicles are already on their way. She spots three vehicles that resemble motor scooters below the platform she is on-
Three chicken-shaped Lunarians rev their engines, proceeding to leave the vicinity of Chang'e palace.
Fei Fei realizes this might be her last chance, so she takes a few steps back, shakes her hands, pumping herself up and runs full speed off the edge of the platform.
“Hm, hm, hm!” Fei Fei puffing breathes and jumps.
She flings herself over the edge and lands on the wheel of biker chick Bill’s bike.
“Whoooa! Oh! Wha?! Woo!” Fei Fei struggled as Bill screams in surprise.
Bill’s bike spins and turns around. Fei Fei grabs on to the handle bars.
“Could I get a ride?!” Fei Fei pleased and smiled at him.
Bellatrix scoffed at the boldness from the muggle girl who risked her life to get a ride for the “gift”.
Bill picks Fei Fei up by the scruff of her jacket and dangles her over the side of his bike.
“Biker Chicks only.” Bill gives a small distaste look.
“Ahhh! WAIT! I know where the gift is!”
The other two chicks, Gretch and Lulu, give each other a look.
“Well... alright.” Bill smirked and agreed.
“Follow the leader!” Gretch shouted.
Bill places Fei Fei in the driver’s seat of his bike. She hesitates for a moment, then they zoom off in the distance with Bill shouting in surprise at her boldness.
–-–-PALACE ENTRY PLATFORM–-–-
“I’d be a great brother. Okay.” Chin spoke to Bungee.
Bungee looks at Chin empathetically when Chin notices a group of moon guards marching in front of the hall. He notices the Pink Lunette carrying the photo of Fei Fei and Chang’e.
CHIN gave a big gasp.
“I just have to get that photo! C’mon Bungee.” Chin whispers to Bungee.
Young students are on the edge of their seats.
–-–-HALLWAY OF SHOOTING STARS INSIDE THE PALACE.–-–-
Chin and Bungee sneak around the palace corridor as a group of moon guards march nearby. He peeks out from behind one of the columns and leans over to Bungee.
“You take that one and I’ll take the rest! Easy peasy.” Chin ducks away, leaving Bungee terrified.
“Poor Bungee.” Hagrid mumbled to himself.
He runs into the middle of the hallway, confident.
“HA!”
Until a bunch of shooting stars come out from the starry ceiling, zip around him, trapping him!
“Like the Great Hall’s enchanted ceiling.” A student whispered but everyone could hear it.
“Wha, wha?!” He let out a scream, “WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!” Chin screaming and dodging from a bunch of shooting stars zips him.
He lets off another scream, then whimpering.
Chang’e enters from the top of the long hallway, approaching with the MOON GUARDS and PINK LUNETTE.
“Whoa! What are these things?” Chin grunts.
Sirius agreed with him and bravely asked Chang’e who sat with Death, “I agree with this Chin, what are these things?”
This got everyone's attention and looked at Chang’e who didn't say anything.
Chang’e gave a look to Sirius and said, “It will all be revealed.”
Which makes Sirius a little pout with no answer from her.
One of them zap Chin-
“Ow!”
“Palace Security.” Chang’e answered and reached one of the shooting stars to pet it.
Sirius let a soft ‘oh’ sound from his mouth.
It flies back up to the never ending starry ceiling.
“Whoa…” Chin awed.
“What are you doing here?” Chang’e questioned him as she got close to see him.
“I want the photo for my sister!” Chin straight up and demand.
Chang’e looks down at Chin, annoyed.
“Well, I want the gift.” Chang’e told him and kneed down eye to eye with annoyed but ancient eyes.
“Well, I know where it is!” Chin said.
A few seconds of silence from Chang’e.
“Oh, you do? Bring him to the interrogation chamber.” Chang’e get up and give a sign to the moon guards grabbing Chin.
A portal-like door magically appears out of nowhere, right in front of Chin, and it looks ominous. Terrified, Chin tries to resist.
“Interrogation chamber? This sound like torture dungeon. But he is just a kid..” Alice Fortescue, Lily’s friend mumbled concernedly. Chang’e subtly looks at her and don’t say anything about her and Frank’s would be insanity from Bellatrix’s torture.
It is misfortunate for every Alices and Franks to always have the same fixed destiny in every world. But it is all in Fates’ hands. Chang’e looks back on the screen.
“Uh... is she taking me in there? Because I won’t go!” Chin shouted.
The door to the room magically opens, emanating a blinding light --
“I won’t, I won’t-”
A ping-pong table floats down and lands square in the center of the room.
“I’m in!” Chin exclaimed to startled the moon guards.
Alice sighed in relief.
Croak pops out of his pocket and ribbits, he’s in. As Chin rushes in, he trips over the doorway with an excited yell.
Chang’e has a wicked smile and enters the doorway with Lunettes and Moon Guards following her.
Bungee watches Chin enter the mysterious portal.
Chin runs up to the ping-pong table, his greatest pastime.
“How about a game? You like games?”
“You know it.” Chin said.
“Tell you what - if you win, I’ll give you this photo,” Chin’s eyes widened at Chang’e teasing him with the appearance of the picture in her hand that disappeared, “But if I win, you tell me where the gift is.”
“Deal.” Chin was determined.
Dumbledore shook his head. He's just a kid. He doesn't know he should not make a deal with god blindly. Dumbledore sighed softly.
Chang’e smiles, lifting her paddle, as her gown transforms into an awesome tracksuit.
The table starts floating.
Chang’e starts singing with Lunettes singing in the background.
“We’ll play by Lunaria rules!”
Chang’e, and Chin start floating.
Quidditch players and fans have fire in their eyes. Imagine a quidditch game like this, it would be more interesting than sitting on the broom.
“Like Superman.” Someone in the back room whispers to the muggleborn roommate who brings the comics about superheroes from their home.
“Woooah. Whoa!” Chin tries to grab the table to stabilize himself.
Both in position, each fighting for the one The room transforms into a sort of futuristic to gain his balance as he floats up to the edge of
“WELCOME TO MY GAME - SWEET CHIN
YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE SO FAST - WELL YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN I’M THE BEST I’M THE QUEEN OF LUNARIA
AND MY SERVE IS SPECTACULAR!”
Chang’e hits the ball with immense speed and gets a point. It only gets worse as the moon goddess flaunts her skill.
“OH CHO, ANOTHER POINT FOR ME”
Chin reaches and growls at missing it.
“THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY OUT OF THIS MISERY,
POOR CHIN, I DON’T WANT A RIFT - BUT IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THE GIFT,
SEE, I AM A LEGEND AND I ALWAYS WIN THE STARS IN THE COSMOS THEY BOW TO MY WHIM!” Chang’e sings as she flaunts her skill as a string of ping pong balls passing or hitting Chin to earn the points for her.
“Uh! Ah! Ow!” Chin shouted at the ball hitting him.
“COME ON CHIN I’M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
I’LL KEEP YOU HERE FOREVER ‘TIL YOU GIVE ME WHAT IS MINE.”
“Guh! Ah!” Chin groans and the Lunettes who start singing as they surround him to trap him.
“HEY BOY,
DON'T YOU HOLD BACK
IF YOU DO YOU BETCHA, QUEENIE'S GONNA GETCHA,
HEY BOY, BETTER TALK SOON, OR NEVER LEAVE THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!”
It seems like Chin is no match for Chang’e but he holds his own.
“FEI FEI IS MY SISTER,
AND I THINK THAT SHE’S THE BEST I’VE GOT A SUPER POWER - I’M A CUT ABOVE THE REST!” Chin started singing.
Chang’e yawned and looked at her nails. It is presented by Pink Lunette.
“SHE NEEDS A PICTURE THAT’LL PROVE YOU’RE REAL,
I’LL BREAK THROUGH WALLS AND SEAL THIS DEAL!” Chin actually got one point for this as the ball passed Chang’e shoulder to startle her by giving a gasp.
“I’LL SMASH IT, POP IT, TOP IT, AND
IN THE END, I’LL WIN IT!” Chin screams as he gets more points.
Chang’e face was twisted in anger and frustration and grabbed the glowing ball which it gave ominously.
Some looked at each other nervously, and realized Chang’e is a goddess, not a normal human. A student who has Greek myths books in her childhood, hopes Chang’e won't like Athena or Apollo.
“I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE,
I’VE NO TIME FOR THIS,
THIS LITTLE NUISANCE IS MINE TO DISMISS!” Chang’e eyes were narrowed to show she was unpleasant.
“FEI FEI SAYS THAT I’M ANNOYING, AND
MAYBE THAT’S A SIGN OF ANOTHER SUPER POWER AND SA!
THIS GAME IS MINE!
Cho!
Sa!
Pa!
Hah!”
Chin finds his confidence, and puts Chang’e to her match, the two volleying back and forth intensely with effort.
“I’M FASTER THAN A COMET,
I’M A ROCKET THROUGH THE GALAXY I’M IN YOUR FACE AND
PFFT,
PFFT,
PFFT,
AND YOU AIN’T CATCHING ME!”
A string of ping pong balls smack Chang’e in the face, followed by a wet SMACK from Croak.
“Ugh!” Chang’e exclaimed.
“AND SOON I’LL HAVE THAT PICTURE
AND YOUR HOUYI WILL JUST HAVE TO PFFT
IF YOU WEREN’T SO SELFISH HE’D HAVE IMMORTALITY!” Chin taunted Chang'e.
Young students gasped worriedly, some who had their hands covering their eyes but still peek through to watch it.
Chin returns the ball multiple times, gaining points.
“HEY BOY HEY BOY
GIVE ME WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR HEY BOY, HEY BOY –” Lunettes singing in the background.
“YOU WILL TELL ME WHAT I NEED!” Chang’e had enough of it.
Chang’e hits the ball with extreme force, but Chin catches it on his paddle. The ball spins, gaining immense force, crashing Chin into the wall behind him.
“You know what I heard?! You’re a 3,000 year old lady who ate BOTH immortality pills! Now you live alone FOREVER!” Chin launches the ball. It flies up in the sky and falls, hitting the corner edge of the ping-pong table. Chang’e reaches, but the ball goes over her paddle and she misses it.
The score reads in Chin’s favor.
“I win!” Chin cheered.
“Goddamn, he did it.” A Gryffindor student whispers in awe but wary of Chang’e.
Chin gives Croak a high-five.
Furious, Chang’e lifts the table and launches it down to the floor with a frustrated yell, the pieces give loud cracks and disintegrate like stardust.
Chin lands next to it with a smug smile then it falls down when Chang’e lands with an ominous slam with her heels.
Chang’e turns away, “No one’s leaving until I get that Gift!”
She walks out of the room. The portal slams behind her.
“Hey! What about the photo?!” Chin calls out.
“Why do you want to know where the gift is and what it is? Is it important?” James questioned, this question burned everyone’s brains but scared to ask the goddess to risk her wrath like gods in mythologies.
Everyone watches at the goddess’s emotionless and otherworldly face.
“It will all be revealed.”
That makes everyone who groans internally at the no answer from goddess.