Dudley/Piers Oneshots

Dudley and Piers are starting to discuss the next big step in their relationship.

Piers said, "I think we should adopt, Dud."

Dudley frowned. "I'm not sure about that one."

Piers sighed. "I thought you would want to adopt a child with me."

Dudley muttered, "Um, not really."

Piers asked, "Why not?"

Dudley assured him, "I love you more than anything."

Piers insisted, "Go on."

Dudley went on, "But, I don't think I want children."

Piers inquired, "Since when?"

Dudley told him, "Since we visited Neville and Luna Longbottom's twins."

Piers smirked. "Just because they're horrors, it doesn't mean ours will be."

Dudley smiled. "I suppose you're right. If we raise our kids right, they won't be horrors."

Piers grinned. "Exactly."