Summary
This series of oneshots follows the relationship between Dudley Dursley and Piers Polkiss.
An unusual request
April 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Dudley has been trying to work up the nerve to ask Harry something.
Harry insisted, "Out with it, Duds."
Dudley said, "It's an unusual request."
Harry told him, "Ask away."
Dudley asked, "Will you be my best man?"
Harry gasped. "You're getting married?"
Dudley nodded and smiled. "To Piers."
Harry patted him on the back and grinned. "Congratulations, but why choose me to be your best man?"
Dudley replied, "You were my only option."
Harry smirked. "Wow, I feel honoured."
Dudley inquired, "Well, is that a yes or a no?"
Harry beamed, "Of course I'll be your best man."