Crookshanks/Scabbers Oneshots

Crookshanks is talking to his boyfriend Scabbers.

Scabbers asked, "Do we still have to pretend to hate each other in front of our owners and Harry, Crook?"

Crookshanks said, "Keep up the act for them."

Scabbers sighed. "Maybe if they see us getting along and together, it will make them get together."

Crookshanks replied, "Our owners don't like each other that way. My owner likes Fred Weasley and your owner likes Lavender Brown."

Scabbers smirked. "How do you know that?"

Crookshanks smiled. "I just know, okay?"

Scabbers beamed, "I never knew you were a love guru."

Crookshanks chuckled. "I'm not, Scab." He added, "I can just see they love each other, it's in their eyes"

Scabbers grinned. "It must be in our eyes too then."

Crookshanks stated, "It is."