Chapter 5
8th years!!
2:57am
Harry: SOMEONE HELP ME FINISH MY POTIONS ESSAY
Harry: who did newt potions
Pansy: me
Draco: me
Blaise: me
Hermione: me
Ron: me
Harry: im gonna ignore the fact that you guys are all awake at 2am and ask when the essay is due
Hermione: harry its literally due 4th class this afternoon
Harry: i was worried you would say this
Harry: someone come down to the common room and help me
Hermione: YOURE STILL THERE?????
Harry: sh
Ron: draco pansy blaise and i are on our way
Ron: i didnt appreciate finding 3 slytherins when i stepped out my dorm.
Blaise: we're good at potions what can i say
Harry: dracos not
Pansy: thats true
Harry: oh hi
Pansy: were walking towards u why are u texting us
Neville: whats going on the notifications woke me up
Hermione: its just harry being an idiot again
Harry: what do u mean again
Harry: ive always been sensible the whole time ive been at hogwarts
Ron: mate-
Draco: didnt you in your first year kill some guy with voldemort in his head, second year kill a giant snake and a younger version of voldemort, third year run from a serial killer all year just to find out he was your godfather, fourth year literally go up against and escape voldemort for like the 50th time, 5th year made your own army and got rid of an old bat, 6th year follow me around all year cos i was up to something and then literally idek, 7th year literally win a war and save the wizarding world from eternal doom??
Harry: well
Harry: thank you for reciting my history at hogwarts
Pansy: you really cant get a year of peace tbh
Harry: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY
Pansy: ok now do your essay idiot boy
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8th years!!
4:54pm
Harry: i think snape wants to kill us all
Ron: tHE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN WE WALKED INTO DATDA??
Blaise: LMAOOOO Pansy: he even hates us slytherins 
Draco: he gave me a disgusted look
Draco: i feel like a gryffindor
Harry: HAH
Hermione: now you know how it feels
Pansy: well i dont like it
Ron: good
Harry: im bored
Hermione: do homework
Harry: lol no???
Draco: why
Harry: wdym why
Draco: idk
Harry: someone do smth w meeee
Harry: i saved your lives dont ignore me
Harry: oi
Harry: oi
Harry: i didn't die twice for this
Hermione: you didn't actually die either time
Harry: well i kinda did the second time i just chose to go back to life
Harry: apparently dumbledore is god
Draco: what
Harry: yeah
Pansy: wdym dumbledores god and wdym you chose to go back i thought u were just invincible from avada kedavra
Harry: no????????
Harry: the second time i died i got taken to a very clean version of kings cross and Dumbledore started talking nonsense to me and i just chose to go back to life duh
Blaise: ok then
Hannah: heyy everyone i felt the need to stop the relentless gryffindor/slytherin chat here where are my fellow hufflepuffs and ravenclaws????
Terry: I'm here I'm just too scared to talk
Ron: don't blame you
Pansy: LMAOOO
Daphne: i forgot about this chat
Harry: that's rude
Hermione: literally how we spam it everyday
Daphne: I think Tracey muted it for me
Tracey: yeah i did
Pansy: rude-
Justin: what is this chat
Hermione: you've never spoken here before????
Harry: neither has @Anthony, @Goyle or @Crabbe
Hermione: why is everyone's name their first name except Cabbe and Goyle
Harry: that's not their first names??
Draco: no??
Harry: what ive never seen anyone use anything but crabbe and goyle for them
Pansy: its Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle
Harry: oh
Ron: LoL remember in second year when we used polyjuice to pretend we were crabbe and goyle to trick malfoy into giving us information
Draco: what
Blaise: LMAOO WHAT
Pansy: WHEN WAS THIS???
Harry: you spilled our secret ron
Ron: oh i forgot they didnt know it was us
Pansy: HELP EXPLAIN
Harry: idek why it happened-
Hermione: we wanted to find out if Malfoy was heir of Slytherin
Harry: oh yeah
Draco: HUHH
Pansy: WE WERE ALL CONVINCED IT WAS YOU
Blaise: they made plots to kidnap you and force the truth out of you
Pansy: BLAISE
Blaise: soz xoxo
Harry: HELPP
Draco: polyjuice seems a way better way pansy why didnt we think of it
Pansy: cos were dumb and gay xx
Draco: ofc
Hermione: is anyone coming down to dinner i just finished my runes homework so
Ron: omw im hungry
Hermione: of course you are
Harry: I'm coming tooooo
Draco: so are we
Dean: seamus and I too!!
Harry: where did u guys come from-
Seamus: hell
Harry: ok!!