Jumper problem
It was a normal Saturday morning at the Gryffindor dorms. James had woken up early and went to quidditch practice, and Peter had gone down to the great hall a couple of minutes ago. So now it was only Remus and Sirius. The only person in the dorm was Sirius, sleeping under the warm bed sheets.
Remus was in the bathroom, he had just got out of the shower. He walked out of the bathroom only wearing a towel around his waist. It was October and the weather had gotten colder, so it was the perfect weather for his thick woollen jumpers. As Remus was pulling on his trousers he opened his trunk, looking for his jumpers.
“What the hell..”, he said to himself as he looked for the piece of clothing just for it to not be there. Actually none of his jumpers were there.
He straightened up with a sigh. He looked around the room and even under all of the four beds, just to find nothing but dirty socks.
“Where can they- Sirius”, Remus walked up to the only bed, his own one, that still had the curtains closed and without a warning yanked them open. Inside there was a certain Sirius Black sleeping. The only thing you could see was the black hair, coming out from under the blanket.
Once again Remus wrested the blanket away and within that second the other boy's eyes opened.
“What the fuck?” Sirius said angrily from the sudden wake up. “Moony what are you doing I’m trying to sleep” Sirius tried to snag the blanket back, but Remus was faster and took a step back.
“Where are my jumpers Sirius?” he asked without caring about Sirius’ sulking.
“Where are my jumpers?” Sirius murmured, repeating Remus' question. “I was expecting something that started with good morning or a nice little kiss at first, but sure shoot me with the questions straight away, I don’t mind”
Sirius turned around so that his back was facing Remus, and hid his head under the pillows in Remus’ bed. Remus rolled his eyes and walked to the other side of the bed. “Where are my jumpers Sirius? I have told you not to steal them, or atleast give them back ones you have used them”
“I don’t have your jumpers, Moony”, Sirius said but it came out as something harder to understand, as his face was pressed to the mattress.
“I know you have them”, Remus poked Sirius bare side with his cold fingers that made him jerk a bit. “Sirius”, he poked again. “I’m going to go through your trunk if you don’t tell the truth”
“Fine!” Sirius almost yelled and sat up in the bed. “But before I give them back I want a kiss”, Sirius smirked, Remus again rolled his eyes. “You wanker just took my blanket and started yelling before I had even fully woken up”, he stubbornly crossed his arms and looked at Remus pouting.
“I didn’t yell”, Remus pointed out. “I just want my jumpers back, that's all. Also that’s my blanked”
Remus knows Sirius is the grumpies person ever when waking up. But he was getting tired of him always stealing all his jumpers. Last year almost all of them went missing for two months, because Sirius had stolen them all. It had taken Remus so long to find out his lovely boyfriend was the one stealing them. After that he had made sure every jumper was returned after the use. And for a while they really were given back, and yeah it was nice. They smelled like Sirius, which Remus found really comforting, but would never tell it to Sirius.
Now all the jumpers were gone, again. Remus was not angry, but frustrated. Soon to be angry if the boy in front of him didn’t get up and give him his belongings back. Remus could of course go through Sirius' trunk, but he respected his privacy, the same way Sirius respected his.
“I’m waiting”, Sirius said and pretended to look at the clock from his bare wrist. Remus sighed, and got closer to the bed. “You know I hate you right?” he asked but still bent down to kiss his lover's lips.
“I love you too”, Sirius grinned and put his hands to Remus' hips and moved them dangerously close to his arse. Remus took a hold of his wrists and moved his hand away from his body. “The jumpers, now. Before your attempt to distract me works”
“You’re boring”, Sirius complained, but got up from his bed. “Why do you want your jumpers back so badly? Don’t you care about me staying warm in colder weather? You don’t love me anymore? Is this what it is? You’re taking your stuff back?”, he dramatically asked, as he went through his messy trunk.
Remus ignored his dramatic speech. “You have them?”
“I do, I do! Just wait”, Sirius said as half of his own clothes flew out of the trunk as he tried to find the jumpers. “Found them!”
In the bottom of his trunk there were all Remus' ten jumpers. He picked only one of them up, the dark green one, and put it on. Then he picked the other one’s and tossed them to his trunk. He walked back to Sirius and wrapped his hands around Sirius' waist. “Thank you, and I’m sorry”, he said and kissed Sirius temple. “I just get annoyed when you steal my things. And I do love you, even when you annoy the crap out of me.”
“I know I love you too, and it’s okay”, Sirius simply said and pressed his head to Remus' shoulder. “I’m also sorry. I should have gave them back, especially because you have asked me to do that many times”
“Mmm it’s okay”, Remus said and took a hold of Sirius' cheeks to bring his head up. He kissed his jaw bringing the kisses next to his ear, there to his cheekbone, to his lips.
“How much time do we have before the other gets back?” Remus asked between the kisses. “Not much. Maybe a half hour, why?”
“I can make it quick”, Remus said and squeezed Sirius' ass. “You’re a dirty man Lupin”, Sirius said out of breath and pushed himself closer to Remus.
“You love it”, Remus said and moved his other hand inside the front of Sirius' pyjama pants.
“Oh god, yes I do”, Sirius breathed as Remus’ fingers curled around him.