Elphias/Horace Oneshots

Horace has had an idea regarding his and Elphias' wedding.

Elphias sighed. "That mad glint in your eye is never a good sign, Horace."

Horace grinned. "Nonsense! I have had a most smashing idea about the wedding."

Elphias insisted, "Well, do go on."

Horace replied, "We should have it next week."

Elphias gasped. "Are you mad?"

Horace smirked. "No more so than usual, my dear Elphias."

Elphias said, "For all we know, You Know Who could march in tomorrow."

Horace told him, "We can't keep postponing things because he may attack any day now. People have been saying that for months!"

Elphias smiled slightly. "You're right. If he does interrupt our wedding, I will blame you."