Elphias/Horace Oneshots

The upcoming final battle between good and evil is approaching fast. Horace is talking to his boyfriend Elphias about his cunning plan.

Horace smiled. "Oh, don't you worry, my dear Elphias. When the time comes, we will be very lucky."

Elphias asked, "Whatever do you mean?"

Horace told him, "I'm always prepared for every kind of situation."

Elphias gasped. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

Horace winked and grinned. "I cannot read minds like Severus can, but my little friend Felix is always on me should I need it."

Elphias muttered, "Oh, but what about me then?"

Horace beamed, "You can have some too should, you wish to."

Elphias beamed, "That's a fine offer which I think I will take you up on, my dear man."