Modern Hermione AU

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
F/M
G
Modern Hermione AU
Summary
A Hermione from 2021 gets stuck in the AOT world instead.A fun play on the first part of this series.
Note
This Hermione is way more used to and comfortable with “liberal” fashion than her og 1999 which makes Armione so much fun to write.Also the song used in this fic is “Stunnin’” by Curtis Waters ft. Harm Franklin.I suggest listening to it while reading!

“Ice on my neck that’s incoming.”

She skated her way across the open space of her temporarily expanded tent.

While those unlucky Scouts did their daily training in the scorching heat, Hermione got to roller skate in the cool space of her tent. She spun around, arching her back, raising her arms to the sky.

She’d picked it up as a fun way to exercise, but now it was a passion of hers.

She swayed her hips to the beat. Skating to music was always the best way to go, it helped keep her engaged and made the experience more fun.

“Hey, good pussy sound like pasta, I got young dick, call the pastor”

She was surprised by how well her phone worked in this world. As long as she kept it charged with some tweaked electricity spells, she could play music all night long!

Hermione spread her arms while she glided across floor. She bent her knees to make a turn. Then twirled into a glide once again. She caressed her body as she skated, feeling the music.

“She got a peach on her but she ain’t a princess”

She fluffed up her hair, closing her eyes and swayed her hips once more.

“I’m a pretty boy, I’m stunning”

She stopped skating to dance to the rest of the song in place, pulling out her favorite disco moves.

It’s a shame I don’t have a pair of flares on right now, but my bum sure does look good in these shorts she smiled to herself.

She heard a familiar cough come from the entrance of her tent and she almost fell on her ass in surprise. I thought they’d be training for  at least another 30 minutes...

She turned around and placed her hands on her hips, “How may I help you?” She drawled.

She noticed that the Captain was joined by Armin who sported a bright red blush, “Oh- Hello Armin! What brings you here?”

Levi rolled his eyes at the drastic change in mood. “The Commander’s asking for you. So hurry it up, lazy ass.”

She shrugged, “Okay, let’s go,” she started skating towards them.

Both Levi and Armin made a go at stopping her- though in completely different ways.

“Not like that you aren’t.”

“Uh, m-maybe you should change first?”

She looked at them as if they were crazy.“What’s wrong?” She looked down at her shorts and long sleeve shirt.

“Oh- well, I mean, as long as you’re oka-“

“You can not walk around the base like that.”

“Well, why the hell not?” She asked, her look becoming more severe.

“Your literal ass is out. It’s unseemly.”

She scoffed, “You’re just a prude Uncle Levi. Right Armin? My ass is not “literally out”.... Right?” She strained her neck to take a look at her bum in those shorts, accidentally giving them an even clearer view in the process. She then looked to Armin for an answer but he just spluttered in response. Was it that out?

She sighed, recognizing a defeat when she saw one.

She acciod her wand and transfigured her shorts into a pair of high waisted flares that hugged her ass just as good, “Alright- now, let’s go.” 

She skated past them, successfully avoiding any further nitpicking in the process.

Somewhere behind...

“Arlert.”

“Yes Sir?”

“Stop staring.”

Armin coughed then looked away, “Yes Sir.”