Nagini/Voldemort

Our tale begins in Salazar and Nagini's house.

Salazar sighed. "Oh, the frailty of mankind. Is it not just a terrible thing?"

Nagini smirked. "What in Merlin's beard is up with you, dear?"

Salazar muttered, "I discovered much to my dismay that my first grey hair appeared on my head, Gini. A grey hair!"

Nagini chuckled. "You're technically a lot older than your body is, what with the Invincibility Gem."

Salazar frowned. "Oh, how I miss that beloved treasure. Remind me, why did we decide to destroy it again?"

Nagini told him, "So, that we could always be together. Even after death."

Salazar said, "You are officially married to an old man, Gini."

Nagini laughed. "Well, if that's the case, then I love you, my old man."